Worst night EVER. spa eau claire

[a.dub]

I don't even know where to start.

it's 8 in the morning and i just got home, i think i am going to stop going to MP for a while after this one...

sorry if i use the board as a therapy session, but i need to make you aware of what happened to me tonight.

so i worked an 11 hour shift yesterday, got home drank a few beers, and at 3 AM decided i needed a massage, normaly i never venture this late for a massage but this was a special case of '' i need to relax and now''

i login on eforum.xxx to see if there is a place i've never been with good reviews, so i hit up nuru massage, they said to me on the phone it was open until 5AM and there was no problem, so i booked an hour with Lexi.

so i get there by 3:50 4ish AM, call to comfirm that i am on my way, and i get told that during the night they only offer half hours, i demand them to check with Lexi because i am positive that i was given an apointment with her at 4 AM for an hour.

they argue in the back for a while, the lady come back and tell me that the WATER HAS BEEN CUT DUE TO REPAIRS ON THERE STREET and that because of that they would only be able to give me half hour.

baffled, i asked why was i able to get water from the sheraton right next to there place, and to that i get the response that it's normal because i was in a hotel '' at that point my BS meter was full, so i wished them i good night, and tried to find a place that could give me an hour in the area, i tried that paris place, said it was too late, so i started walking, got in front of the octopussy, i heard mixed review here on the board so i called, again, it was 4:15 by then, so only 30 minutes.

so i walked to the bus stop thinking my quest just ended, and then out of nowhere, i get jumped by 2 outstanding citizen trying to steal my cell phone and my money, i ran as fast as i could, got into the first taxi i saw and told him it was time to go home, nothing was on my side tonight, and believe it or not, this was just the beggining.

so i browse on my Iphone for a massage parlor open 24H on a friday night, and recall that i've been to SPA EAU CLAIRE last year twice, and was plesantly suprised each time, so i gave it a shot, taxi drops me a couple blocks away.

so i get there, i asked for an hour with spa, the lady tells me it's 70$ , to what i reply that it clearly state on there website that it is 50$ for an hour and 60$ with the spa, and she says it's because i am during night time and it's more expensive, so again it was not mentioned anywhere so i guess she just wanted free lunch off my back.

i was so desperate i payed the women 60$ for a regular room, i just wanted to get this over with, she tells me she have 2 girl available, Amanda and some black girl i don't remember her name, i was completly stuned by Amanda's beauty, what a girl ! so i pick her.


and wait,

and wait,

and wait....

15 minutes later someone knock on the door, same lady receptionist come in saying that they are very busy and more clients are getting in, that i would need to wait 10-15 minutes for amanda to finish a client and that would be my turn after.

WHAT THE FUCK.

i just met the girl, took a shower, waited 15 minutes, and you gave her a client while i was waiting ???? you took my money and left me there !?

now i was pissed, but i wanted a freaking massage to badly, i calmed down, relaxed and said ok, 10-15 minutes you say ? i will wait, thank you.

so i lie down on the table ...

and ... you guessed it.

i waited and waited and waited... all i could hear was the TICK of the clock.... and i waited........ 30 MINUTES.

i got up, dressed, came up to the front desk, veins poping out of my forhead, told ive been waiting for 30 fucking minutes, that i wanted my money NOW, and that she will hear of this somehow, that this is no way to threat a client that has ALREADY PAYED for a service, i left and slammed the door.


i should have went home, i really should have...

so i dragged my ass to avenire massage, because for those who don't know, the girls tell you they close at 2AM but they really are open 24/7, there are always girls there even if the sign says closed.

so i get there, at this point, it could have been aunt jemima opening the door, i would have gotten straight in for a massage.

some weird looking chinese girl open the door, skinny, B rack, very petite, small butt, and a not so pretty face.

i gave her 50$ got straight in the room, took a shower, laid there and waited,

the massage starts, it's not bad, but it could have been better, but was actualy getting one so i dint say a word..... exept when the girl was falling asleep while doing it.....

ok it was 6:30AM i give her that, but if she is too tired she could have just not answered the phone... so i moan every now and then to make here remember i am here, and then..... gentlemen, THE FLIP.


she ask me what i want, i too tired for FS and her massage turned me off a little bit, so i was in no mood to make an effort for her, so i asked for BJ and she ask me to pay 80$ up front....

my pants are at the other side of the room... major turn off...

so i pay up front, because i am a gentlemen, and i don't want to make this more complicated that it is allready, even if the worst had yet to come...

she start teasing me, slowly, i was actualy enjoying what she was doing, until she started the cbj, dear god.

it was like she was a demon and wanted to suck the soul right out of my dick, she was holding the tip with her teeths, YES HER GODDAMN TEETHS and was creating then most succion i ever witnessed coming from something else than a shop vac.

i wanted to die, right there.

it was too much, here i was, destroyed, gettting my penis sucked into this fanged black hole, wishing that god strikes me at this very moment to end my suffering....

i decided to help her ( do everthing my self ) by jacking off, when i was about to cum i asked her to put it in her mouth gently, witch she did, and the moment i came.

SHE TOOK IT OFF........ she freaking took it out of her mouth and and stoped touching it like she just made a touch down in football.

i wanted to set the place on fire.

took a shower, left, and cried a little inside.

fuck my life.


thank you eforum.xxx, you have been too kind.




TL;DR

fuck spa eau claire,

avoid tracy at avenire massage.

that will be all.

 

[Charmaine]

wow... what a story! I don't know what to say, but thanks for sharing.

I thought several times of going at Spa Eau Claire but never did, don't know why.. maybe because it was late at night and I often reconsider going to 24/7 places. After reading this, I don't think I'll show up

I'm very surprised by what happened at Nuru. I'm not a regular client there but they seem extremely professional. If not for the price (too high in my opinion), I would go more often. Maybe the fact that they must get a lot of tourists and/or drunken guys who were clubbing in the area finally took its toll on them.

 

[dashhound_91]

That is a pretty crappy story. I would have suggested Kama on Cresent. They're open till 5:00am.

 

[Meganne M]

yeah thats what i first taught about, but they only had 2 girl available, and one that i had read bad review about, i din't try my luck,

maybe i should have, i couldnt have possibly been worst than what happened. lol

 

["Princess"]

All of the places mentioned here deserve to go out of business IMMEDIATELY. They are run by fraudsters who are so drugged up they want to tell you anything so they can get quick cash for their next snort or oxycontin pops. Should have defecated in the waste basket, then put the candle on top of the waste paper to set a nice campfire.

 

[Cali]

Moral of the story. Don't get caught horny and desperate at 3AM lol. I really don't like massage parlours to begin with and how most of them are run, so you're speaking to the choir here.

 

[Nibej]

I went there a few weeks ago. I took Amanada waited like 15 minutes before she showed up, worst attitude ever. Another one of those don't touch here don't do this don't do that!! It was one of the worst massages i ever had. Never going back there again. This place seems to get nothing but bad reviews, AVOID!!!!!!

 

[Lapara99]

I'm just amazed that you took 3 showers in 1 hour.

Nonetheless i hope your day got better.

 

[grabdriver]

Kama on Maissoneuve is right across the street from Eau Claire. They have the same hours as the Crescent location.

 

[Newbie555]

The TL;DR just made my day

Better luck next time

 

[Yadda Me HappyToday]

It is all in the luck of the draw, the same place might offer excellent service on the next try.

 

[Monster]

should have just done outcall...

 

[rentjunkie]

yeah like i said, i went there twice last year, and got my money worth each time....

 

[cultura_10]

next time, give you a hand job and go sleep!

 

[nmccune73]

Great story man, I enjoyed reading it.

I always wanted to try a massage parlor but frankly it sounds too expensive, you pay the door and then you pay $80 for a BJ. By reading vivid reviews like yours I get a taste of what it might be like.. Funny how most MP reviews are negative.. yet people still go.. and when it's positive it's around $200..

I think the first person to make an honest massage place with "japanese standard" service is going to be very rich, the standard in this city is just awful.

 

[nicole-kellie]

Awesome story. Thanks for the laugh! Feel for you. I had a dreadful experience at Spa Eau Claire. Blonde girl from Vancouver gave me the worst Thia massage ever and stopped after 40 minutes when I paid for an hour!