Worth Her Weight In Gold....not

[Sarita]

Unfortunately, my car has an unusual automatic drive option....whenever I drive down a street I haven't been on for a while, and it sees a MASSAGE sign, it turns into the parking lot in front of it. This can have disastrous results as I found out yesterday. I obviously need wireless internet from my car so I can check reviews before entering.

AVOID south side of Sheppard E between Midland and Brimley (plaza just before underpass)

Let me see, at $400 US /oz, this MPA would be worth $1,920,000 US..............do the math and you'll see what I mean

The MPA :
(1) kept calling me Hon or Honey
(2) couldn't do a massage if her life depended on it
(3) kept calling me Hon or Honey

Now don't get me wrong, I'm 230 lbs, but when she offered a BS, I agreed so I could get out of there alive and have a story to send to Ripleys Believe-it-or not. When she said move over so she could get on the table as well, I thought........there's no way this bench is going to hold our combined weight..........OH did I say she incessantly calls you Honey

She kept saying to me: HUN you must be tired, you keep your eyes closed............Yeh cause I was trying to erase the picture of a female SUMO wrestler giving me a massage.

I know - I should have beat it out the door when I realized JUMBO was the MPA and not the receptionist........but I'm a chickenshit...............also I kept thinking, this will make for an excellent review on massageplanet.net

This "Honey" will not be returning

 

[Natalia]

Not a woman..I came close to experiencing the same..I recognized it to be a man..Crossdresser..

 

[horsegirl101]

Since not everybody is a math wizard here:

16 ounces = 1 pound

$1,920,000 / $400 per ounce = 4,800 ounces

4,800 / 16 = 300 pounds.

http://www.onlineconversion.com/weight_common.htm

 

[Kittysue]

she sat with her back to me to finish me off...........now I can't get the phrase HUMP BACK WHALE out of my mind

She also said HONEY how do you like the room - I felt like saying.........I don't know I can't see half the room

ps well done on the math test Hornet

 

[Dilly]

All I have to say is 'that is alot of woman'.

 

[Lyn badz]

Not into big girls yet had a bs with one that tipped the scales at 300+? Holy shit dude, sometimes ya just gotta leave when it's not your thing. Might be a little rude but who cares? The picture of that body will burn in your mind...it will eat your soul!

BBLACK

 

[meerkat]

That experience could drive you to drink!

AC