^^^^ more likely "mono maurice" jk
I think the first "real date" I had was when I was about 15, my 16 year old best friend had been dating a "good" baptist girl(ie parents said no makeup, no rock and roll but the beatles ) for a couple months and her parents werent to crazy about him being with her.
They decided that she could only go out with him if she brought her year younger and much better behaved sister with her as a double date. I didnt know any of this at the time.
My friend calls me up (he had a drivers licence and an old amc ambassador) and says we are going to the movies want to come?..sure I said..oh and we are bringing M and her sister J...Who?
I had never met her.
Long story short we pick up the girls and M hops in the front seat J in the back with me, "Scotty this is J ,J scotty" .aaaah Hi
Turns out it was the drive in not the theater. We pull into the stall my buddy didnt even turn on the speaker just hopped out of the car and said "switch"> Which meant they wanted the back seat and we were to have the front. aaaah ok
This car had bench seats as big as couches, and they vanished from sight as soon they were in the back seat.
OK so i didnt really know what else to do so I assumed this had been okay'd by J before hand, so I just slid over and laid a kiss on her. I think she was as lost as I and so just kissed back..no french lol...went for the over the top boob feel...denied..butt grab...denied....thought to myself what the hell this is ok so kept up the pg rated necking.
Half an hour or so later... pretty sure I hear a zipper un zipping in the back seat...but J and I just ignore it couple minutes later the the car starts rocking to a rhythm...I think "oh f**k".. J pushes me back sits bolt upright and looks in the back seat! Ill never forget her next words...the voice a mix of shock disgust and horror....."OOOH Maaargret!"(names changed to protect the guilty lol)
Her horror was met with a firm "shut up J and mind your own business" from her sister. J slumped back down, in a couple minutes the rocking stopped and we went back to kissing...few minutes later my friend decided it was time to head out, so we did...kinda a quiet ride home but we kept necking now in the back seat. Never found out how the movie ended either!
Ended up dating the girl for a summer never got past the necking and we broke up cause she was always trying to get me to join her at her church... I guess she felt if she sullied her soul a bit with some pg rated makeouts but saved my heathen soul it would be a fair exchange lol.
In the end my buddy married the older sister but they were way too young and it didnt last at all.