Zacatecas

[sipadan]

I haven't been able to find any reports, but there is some shit going down in Zacatecas. Here's some quick reviews:

THE BEST:

YARDAS MEN'S CLUB
Carretera Panamericana 415
frente a Bonita Pueblo, Guadalupe
This is a pretty huge place just down the road into Guadalupe. 10 pesos in, everything starts jumping at 7:30, and goes on into the night. Some very hot women inside. Ranging from 6s to 9s. The girls dance on a ridiculously tall seforum.xxxe, and it's so dark you can barely see them. the girls tend to leave you alone unless you ask a waiter to bring them over. But once there, they give you their undivided attention. After just one drink, I was offered sex- 30 minutes for 1000 pesos. And she was really, really good. Took me upstairs, ran her fingers through my hair, bent over in front of the mirror and slowly undressed both of us in a really sensual way. She went all out, and took a lot longer than 30 minutes. Really took her time. Even after we were done, she spent another good 10 minutes in the room with me. I wish I'd found this place before spending so much time and money in the Zona.

EDIT: Went back, got just as good of service from another girl. They really focus on the foreplay here. Also, while in the bar, the girls will totally ignore you unless you ask your waiter to bring them over. At first I thought they were disinterested, but it seems like policy, to keep people from feeling harrassed by girls. Pick the girl you like, and call her over.

IN THE ZONA:
The Zona is a hole, but since I spent a lot of time there before discovering the men's club, i'll break it down for you.
Ask any taxi driver to take you to the Zona de Tolerancia. This place is either decent, or horrible. Never great. Lots of scam artists. Watch yourself.... I've been robbed twice here, by the girls in the clubs. And don't go early. If you show up before say, 1030-11, the place will be completely deserted.Now when you enter, the strip clubs form a square. I don't remember all the names, but I'll review them counter-clockwise.

-Club #1: Little Dingy place just left around the corner from the entrance. Avoid at ALL costs. Went with a girl into this place the first time I went. Big mistake. I gave her the bills I had, and asked for change. She said after. Took me in the room, took her clothes off, straddled me, and demanded more money. i knew I was getting scammed, but I was horny and stupid. handed it over. She grabbed her clothes and ran out of the room. Never saw her again.

(after this club is a restaurant, then club #2)

-Club #2: This one is touch and go. Some girls are great, some awful. First girl I got charged 2000 for an hour, and really really gave me her undivided attention. Second girl charged 1000 for 15 minutes, and just sat and top of me and demanded I hurried up. Also took a girl up on the "oral sex upstairs" deal for 800 pesos. Ripoff. Just a lap dance for one song, where she occasionally put my dick in her mouth. Lasted a couple minutes.
Some girls won't go with you unless you buy them 3 drinks or so.

(to the right of this club, there is a hotel on the corner, then you turn to see the third club)

-Club #3: This one's named after a beer. Corona? Cervesa? I don't remember. The biggest club there, but always empty. Went in once, and a girl half-assedly came over to my table, fully dressed in winter clothes, and sat there looking bored for a few minutes. I walked out.

Then, on the opposite side of this stretch...
-Club #4: Licha. Yes, I remember the name of this one, because it's the only saving grace of the Zona. And just for a girl named Alexa. The rest of the girls are pretty hideous. Oh, and this place only seems to be open on Fridays and Saturdays. But if you can get Alexa, she will treat you right. Shit, that girl has some muscle control. 1000 pesos, but there appears to be like a 3 drink minimum before you can retire to private quarters.

Then, around the next corner is a series of small bars. I went into one, and thought to myself that all the girls were really ugly, then realized they were transvestites. All the others on this stretch seemed to have ugly girls who may or may not be guys, so I avoided this entire side.

On the next side (which would be the strip to your right as you enter) the only bar I've been to is the very first one you see as you enter, with the neon fox on the sign. Don't go here. One girl gave me a lapdance to distract me while her friend stole my briefcase from under the table. Got the police involved, got my briefcase back, but the phone was gone.

Anyway, point of all of this.... screw the Zona. Go to the Yardas Men's Club in Guadalupe.