Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[OG_funguy]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

 

[M48to23]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...

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true very true
I almost had a panic attack when my appointment was cancelled at pure last week.

 

[Hornet]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...

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#1 happens. Just aim for the drain

Never did #2. I keep it professional

I’ve been following the #3 rule for years. Pick the same time window and only see the attendant once a month and you avoid auntie flow

Not exactly on #4 but close. I can work really early some days and can work really late some days and I can even work weekends too to the point where I normally put in 50 and sometimes 60 hours/week (my record is close to 90), so if I want to take off early one day and block my calendar so I’m not disturbed that is fine. If it just so happens I also book a massage in that window, that’s ok too as it’s now my personal time and not work time. It’s a grey area once that work/life balance isn’t separated.

Somewhat on #5. Lot’s hot girls out there so that’s not my first thought. But if they are young, hot, don’t seem very smart, and getting into an expensive car then I wonder if they are a pro of have rich parents.

For #6: If you are in the session, think of who to book next, that is hobbying too much

Yes on # 7. But if get to the point you no longer are going to Costco or the grocery store for your cases of water and are relying exclusively on the spa for your supply, then that is definitely way too many times going to the spa.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...

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Holy shit I just spit my drink out reading this. Everyone is so true however!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...

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You missed quite a bunch. Let me help you:

You know you're hobbying too much when your wallet runs dry.
When you go to the bank to get more money, you ask your bank teller for a happy ending.
You have more lipstick on your lips than your wife does.
You've been so busy hobbying, that you forgot your wife's birthday.
You've been hobbying so much, that now you're starting to get bored from it, and need to stay home for a little vacation.
You've been hobbying so much that you're spending more on Viagara, than you are on food and drinks.
You've been hobbying so much that you missed the playoffs, and you don't have a clue who won the Stanley Cup.

 

[OG_funguy]

You missed quite a bunch. Let me help you:

You know you're hobbying too much when your wallet runs dry.
When you go to the bank to get more money, you ask your bank teller for a happy ending.
You have more lipstick on your lips than your wife does.
You've been so busy hobbying, that you forgot your wife's birthday.
You've been hobbying so much, that now you're starting to get bored from it, and need to stay home for a little vacation.
You've been hobbying so much that you're spending more on Viagara, than you are on food and drinks.
You've been hobbying so much that you missed the playoffs, and you don't have a clue who win the Stanley Cup.

Nice...you're right, a bunch of those apply to me as well

 

[Hornet]

You complain about the wife’s choice of soap for the shower
The wife says we need new towels and you say you’ll handle it as you know what is good quality vs bad quality
All your friends have the tiny wallets because they “tap” everything and you always have to explain why you have a wad of cash in your George Costanza sized wallet

 

[M48to23]

you always have to explain why you have a wad of cash in your George Costanza sized wallet

I actually had to search that reference; I thought it was a brand

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

I use points cards for everything. Airmiles,
PC optimum… trade them in for gas gift cards, and use the gas money allowance for a extra session

Also my front seat is full of Candy and chocolate wrappers.

 

[Leo44]

When you get bored IMO.

 

[xtc27]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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Definitely!

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day

==> Always, why waste water flushing? Peeing down the shower drain = major pet peeve of Lucy @ her new place @ Bellagio, so I always flush the toilet b4 I go in the shower... then I pee down the drain anyway...

2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident

==> Well, my legit RMT lets me grab her ass, so mebbe I should use another test... how about workplace hugs f/ asian female acquaintances & u almost grab some ass? Yeah, I gotta b careful...

3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO...
===> ok, not this one

4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
===> 4 shur! But I call them dr apptmnt or something... then the boss asks how it went, and I'm like wwhat? Oh yeah...

5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
==> Guilty! And sometimes I'm pretty shur Im right... but best case of radar was Crystal @ Imperial Spa, who called out at me when I was on my bike , on Sheppard Ave near Bathurst, when she saw me look @ her from 4o feet away @ night in dead of winter! Damn, she's got radar... I nvr even saw her b4 either...

6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next...
===> Ok, not this one... I'm always saying that's it, nvr again, that was my last time... takes me a lil while b4 I start scheming again...

7. You have a trunk full of water bottles...
==> no way! I'm onna bike! I drink those suckers...

8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls...
==> not this one

9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?
==> Definitely! Dunno what those bozos were thinking... just google CIM and u go right 2 porn sites... or mebbe my phone nose me 2 well...

 

[HugeReaction]

#10 - You struggle to remember the intricacies of removing different styles of bras (front latch, back strap, sportsbra, etc..)

 

[xtc27]

You missed quite a bunch. Let me help you:

You know you're hobbying too much when your wallet runs dry.
When you go to the bank to get more money, you ask your bank teller for a happy ending.
You have more lipstick on your lips than your wife does.
You've been so busy hobbying, that you forgot your wife's birthday.
You've been hobbying so much, that now you're starting to get bored from it, and need to stay home for a little vacation.
You've been hobbying so much that you're spending more on Viagara, than you are on food and drinks.
You've been hobbying so much that you missed the playoffs, and you don't have a clue who win the Stanley Cup.

How about these:

• U go past laundromat w fresh towel smell & get a hard-on
• U can't say the word massage without smirking, & try not 2 use it in polite company as if it meant fuck
• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up
• U eat, drink & exercise based on trying 2 cum more often & deliver bigger loads
• Sex dreams all start in a spa background
• Apparently non-sex dreams (i.e. crossing the desert ) change into sex dreams about a fave (desert becomes skin becomes OMG its my fave's flat little tummy)
• Innocent nature photos seem 2 have sexual imagery everywhere
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases

 

[BmH6769]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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I know your are

#3 fo’sho, 3 MPAs at the same time

 

[Leo44]

It depends on how many years you have been hobbying.

New hobby guys will never get bored.

The first 2-3 years you will be hobbying a lot maybe once or twice or even three times a week and never worry about $.

After hobbying for many years (>10), you realize the fun is not the same when you go to spas too often even though you have the $ to spend at spas.

This is the reason I said "bored".

Eventually, someday you will be bored.

 

[Leo44]

Let me re-phrase the last statement:

You will get bored If you hobby too much.

For instance, someone who likes chocolates would get bored eating chocolates every single day!

 

[xtc27]

Let me re-phrase the last statement:

You will get bored If you hobby too much.

For instance, someone who likes chocolates would get bored eating chocolates every single day!

Me= in big trouble… still not bored hobbying… & I been eating chocolate every day fer decades still not bored… just one piece @ a time tho…

So don’t think boredom = in my future

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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Those water bottles get noisy if just thrown on floor of back seat

 

[OG_funguy]

How about these:

• U go past laundromat w fresh towel smell & get a hard-on
• U can't say the word massage without smirking, & try not 2 use it in polite company as if it meant fuck
• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up
• U eat, drink & exercise based on trying 2 cum more often & deliver bigger loads
• Sex dreams all start in a spa background
• Apparently non-sex dreams (i.e. crossing the desert ) change into sex dreams about a fave (desert becomes skin becomes OMG its my fave's flat little tummy)
• Innocent nature photos seem 2 have sexual imagery everywhere
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases

• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up --> GUILTY
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases --> YEP...

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

• U don't let anyone use yer phone in case a "special" message comes up --> GUILTY
• Cash in wallet = mainly 4 hobbying... use debit or credit card even 4 tiny purchases --> YEP...

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