Old Geezer and Fugly Guy

[Hangdai]

2 things happened to me on the same day, thought both were quite funny.

Parked my car in the plaza of this spa I frequent, noticed a guy come out the front door, looked mid 20's , kinda chubby, carrying a big friggin knapsack. He proceeded to walk a bit down the plaza and stand in front of the nearby coffee shop, just standing around playing on his cellphone.
I usually like to buy a hot drink the let it cool while having sexy time, then the drink is perfect temp for my after sex drink.
Anyways, I come out and this guy is still standing there, so I thought, maybe I'd chat him up a little about the spa.

I've never ever done something like this before, but he look kinda young and inexperienced so I thought I'd be charitable and try to impart some of my wisdom onto his his innocent mind.

1st point, never every, ever, ever approach strangers and try to talk about the hobby, period, not a good experience, what was I thinking?

2nd point, he was the fuckin ugliest guy Ive ever seen in my life , it's weird, but sometimes you really don't notice these things until your 2 feet away from someone. Brown crooked fucked up teeth, lesions all over his neck, talked like a ogre, it was quite the ordeal I put myself through.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no Brad Pitt, and I believe everyone in life deserves some love from somebody, but when your this fugly,
your personality and ability to talk to strangers should make up for it, right?

I go inside and my fav starts telling me about how she saw a real scary thing (the fugly guy), she said his looks didn't really bother her , but he outright told her she was too ugly for him, and since the other girl was busy, no other choice, so she was kinda glad he left anyways.

This girl is average pretty (I'm more about service anyways) , but wouldn't you think an ugly person would be a little more receptive of those less ugly,
I don't know, where's the balance in the universe of beauty?

I then finish the session, got dressed, and just as I open the door to leave, this old geezer from an adjoining room, kinda kitty cornered to mine also comes out.
In all my time hobbying, I've never literally ran into another customer leaving. Not a big deal, I just said, whoops, forgot my keys and went back into my room.
Old geezer staggers down the hall, his attendant comes out to say bye and she jokingly says "what, no tip today for me?" And he replies, "I gave you $50 already, what the hell else do you want?
Holy crap, old geezer is mean and cheap, the attendant just giggles and says " that's ok, you come back anytime"

As I left, this attendant tells me she gave him an hour massage for $50 and also gave him a HE, but nobody has gotten anymore out of him.

1st point, old geezer really surprised me he could still get it up

2nd point, old geezer should realize it's 2017, an hour massage and HE doesn't cost the same as 1974.

 

[krayjee]

Phewww!!! I thought you are gonna talk about me..lol

 

[Hangdai]

Phewww!!! I thought you are gonna talk about me..lol

Nah, everyone knows you would tip well.

 

[Yodelsinthecanyon]

I've often thought that the ladies must see some very interesting characters come through the door, covering a wide range in the looks and social skills departments.

 

[LostInnocence]

It's a tough job for the ladies and I applaud them for it.

 

[Hangdai]

Usually when exiting such establishments, the norm seems to be:
Head down
No eye contact
Walk briskly but don't run

So opportunities to talk to fellow enthusiast are quite rare, I really thought fugly guy was a unique individual and would have no issues with a intelligent conversation about the spa itself, or any relative topic which would come to mind.

Now I just question , is this what most guys are really like, am I on course to turn into old geezer guy in the future.

 

[Ursus]

It's a tough job for the ladies and I applaud them for it.

Being a sex-worker isn't a tough job. Ask any sex-worker and they will tell you they do it because they can make alot of money in a short time, and its not that hard of a job.

Studying for 12 years to become a surgeon and then working a 12 hours shift in the hospital until midnight is a tough job. Driving for 14 - 16 hours a day - a 53 foot trailer - and doing it constantly for months and years is a tough job. Being a lumberjack logger is a tough job.

Being a sex worker is not a tough job. I wish guys would stop saying this. Even being a single mother on welfare is a tougher job than that of a sex-worker.

FFS, being a client of a sex-worker and driving 3 hours round-trip, plus working the whole day to earn the money to pay for the session is MORE DIFFICULT than being the sex-worker.

I know this disabled man that walks over 1 hour to work - each way - and slugs it out at Tim Hortons for minimum wage basically. His life is tough. A sex-worker really has it easy. We have to stop putting all women on a pedestal for everything they do.