I almost shit myself during FS @ Perla

[Can't_Get_Right]

Late last night I decided to eat Indian food at Banjara Bloor. I had some butter chicken, aloo gobi, naans (tried to avoid the garlic), and topped it off with gulab jamun. I was stressed out from work and wanted to pig out big time, and then blow a huge load - it was either Indian or Mandarin. I said forget it to blowing my load as I developed some stomach pains and could barely make it home to the shitter, which after needed some heavy duty cleaning.

I went to Perla early this morning to release the inner demons a little before another day of work, thinking my stomach was fine, when I felt a shit storm about to burst out in the shower - probably the coffee didn't help prior to my appointment. I didn't have enough time to go to the shitter as the room I was in didn't have one, unlike some of the others, so I'd have to run out the room to the communal one, I said forget it and held that shit like a man. I was still gassy as fuck and most likely left the shower smelling like an Indian home, when she walked in she must of smelled it because she looked disgusted - I got red a little in my face. At least I sprayed a ton of cologone and aftershave on, may have helped somewhat.

Session was alright - I don't want to say who it was with, in case they smell me out, but as I was going balls deep, I had to let one go, I thought I sharted, and I tried to quickly look to the side to see if I stained the sheets, but I couldn't see much. I was also worried about the gas rising between our bodies so I grabbed her head and held it against my left chest to move her face away from it. It was a terrible climax as I thought I'm definitely going to shit on the sheets upon blowing my load. Luckily it didn't happen, but I was a bit embarrassed of the smell, I think I ruined my future experiences with this girl, We'll see. At least petro canada was near by to provide me with some good bowel relief and I learned not to eat indian the next time, at least for two days. Has anyone ever felt this gassy and let one lose during a session?

 

[Nrsytd]

Wow! What a shitty review.

 

[cupcrazy]

shit happens. It is probably a turn off for the Mpa

 

[crazymassageman]

shit happens. It is probably a turn off for the Mpa

Yes to say the least. I don't even know what they would say if they noticed the table stained with shit

 

[cupcrazy]

Yes to say the least. I don't even know what they would say if they noticed the table stained with shit

bleach is in order.

 

[OG_funguy]

That's funny shit, man!

 

[imthedude]

 

[Justin's_Beaver]

That's a really funny review. I always make sure I've got clear bowels before attempting any session.

 

[felixami]

yet she still let u fuck her?
damn
these ladies are hard core

 

[vanelric]

Wow, the shit these girls have to deal with.

 

[luvnewpussy]

That shit is funny

 

[House]

Wow, the shit these girls have to deal with.

Omg that’s funny .. what a shitty session

 

[OG_funguy]

Btw, OP - aren't you the dude that had some infection recently? Good to know you're already feeling good enough to visit the spa.

 

[Deleted member 67438]

Reminds me back when we were kids and my first attempt at benching 6 plates. I shat my briefs good, and fucking pretended that I had an urgent piss coming and ran to the washroom. It was a massive shit all gassy and sticky. Just a fuckin painting. Ripped em off and threw em in the garbarge and proceeded to stain some porcelain. Cleaned up well though and left. The rest of the workout I could see and hear guys leaving the washroom like they just died claiming it smelled like diapers in there. I couldnt stop laughing.

In Bucharest once I had a similar feeling as u, but I just fucking shat in the shower and washed everything good.

Would hate to fart/shit/shard ever during a session.

 

[altaguetta]

Has anyone ever felt this gassy and let one lose during a session?

Not me. I'm not a pig like some "people" here.

 

["Shitty One Liners"]

Hope you tipped her well? what a Gas.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Late last night I decided to eat Indian food at Banjara Bloor. I had some butter chicken, aloo gobi, naans (tried to avoid the garlic), and topped it off with gulab jamun. I was stressed out from work and wanted to pig out big time, and then blow a huge load - it was either Indian or Mandarin. I said forget it to blowing my load as I developed some stomach pains and could barely make it home to the shitter, which after needed some heavy duty cleaning.

I went to Perla early this morning to release the inner demons a little before another day of work, thinking my stomach was fine, when I felt a shit storm about to burst out in the shower - probably the coffee didn't help prior to my appointment. I didn't have enough time to go to the shitter as the room I was in didn't have one, unlike some of the others, so I'd have to run out the room to the communal one, I said forget it and held that shit like a man. I was still gassy as fuck and most likely left the shower smelling like an Indian home, when she walked in she must of smelled it because she looked disgusted - I got red a little in my face. At least I sprayed a ton of cologone and aftershave on, may have helped somewhat.

Session was alright - I don't want to say who it was with, in case they smell me out, but as I was going balls deep, I had to let one go, I thought I sharted, and I tried to quickly look to the side to see if I stained the sheets, but I couldn't see much. I was also worried about the gas rising between our bodies so I grabbed her head and held it against my left chest to move her face away from it. It was a terrible climax as I thought I'm definitely going to shit on the sheets upon blowing my load. Luckily it didn't happen, but I was a bit embarrassed of the smell, I think I ruined my future experiences with this girl, We'll see. At least petro canada was near by to provide me with some good bowel relief and I learned not to eat indian the next time, at least for two days. Has anyone ever felt this gassy and let one lose during a session?

You should have talked to the manager at Petro Canada, as you could have made some extra cash. Sounds like they could have converted some of your garbage into bio-diesel fuel.

 

[imthedude]

yet she still let u fuck her?
damn
these ladies are hard core

Seriously, what a trooper to stick with the session after such a horrific start.

 

[House]

Ya I’d think I would leave if someone farted and stunk . She was a real trooper

 

[Can't_Get_Right]

She was a real champ for sticking around with me, well, the money that is. I think once she came in and took a couple breaths she no longer smelled it.

Btw, OP - aren't you the dude that had some infection recently? Good to know you're already feeling good enough to visit the spa.

Yes, that is I. I'm never using any of those towels again, that's for sure, and I clean my hands and dick like a hypochondriac. I hope the cleaning ladies in the morning do an excellent job, or should I say they should do a better job, I've seen, on several occasions, oil spills in some corners that I could slide on @ studio 9.

Hope you tipped her well? what a Gas.

I'm a hardcore sex addict, with no help in sight. I can't help to watch porn during work hours, especially homemade, that's the best. But I need to stop with that as it takes me longer to get aroused and get a hard on.

Since last summer, I have been frequenting these places, twice a week usually, and I swear I have never paid a tip or any money for extra services. Actually, I have never asked for sex, I was always asked if I wanted it first, I came in with low expectations, and when asked by the girls what I want, what I like, I said do whatever. Of course, with most girls, sex took numerous sessions, with others, just two, three, or four. I guess trust and "loyalty" is enough for these goldiggers - I may be wrong. They still let me see them without me giving them any extra money. I'm unsure whether most of you give extra cash?