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Hi. So I just started doing this whole massage thing and I had a few questions. Any help would be great. First a little background information: I have been to the biowellnees spa on main and danforth 3 times. Had the same girl 3 times[donna?] she was good. Liked the experince and I want to try...

I'm looking for some advice/suggestions for a first time experience. I've been reading through all posts but can't seem to decide where to go since I want first time to be as comfortable and discreet as possible. Interested in "massage" from young petite sexy women (20s or early 30s). No...

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The Prez parked at 650 Church St. recently. This is the lot on the corner of Bloor a couple of blocks east of Yonge St. The big metal parking box power sanded the Prez's gold card and would not dispense a parking sticker. I tried multiple times. Upon the return of the Prez there was a "Parking...

My mouse broke and I hate to deal with the laptop in-mouse. Late at night and I found one of my kid's wireless mouse. "Logitech". How can I make it work in my laptop. Do I need to download it from the internet etc...Any help would be appeciated. I am just an old fashioned guy. Thank you...

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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns ! Problem: Dear Walter I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I...

Hey everyone, Was hoping someone had some hotel suggestions for Boracay. A buddy and I will be sharing a room so something with a 2 bed option, a hammock and near a good beach would be nice. Nothing fancy, but clean and smpe is important. Is having a hotel in a fun area important?? If so...

Heya! I've just come out of the hard end of a 3 year relationship and I really need somebody to help get my self confidence back up. Unfortunately I'm a 22 year old guy which I'm sure is going to turn a lot of you ladies off. Can anybody offer some suggestions?

Hi all, Just wanted to pick your brains if possible. I have a little spare money coming my way this month and want to invest in it CPD. I am qualified in holistic massage, deep tissue and Indian Head so far and am booked onto a facial rejuvenation course in June. However I was...

I have a client coming in next week for a leg and foot massage. I believe she wants to sit up, not lie down for this. I am used to my clients lying down. Although my table has a lifting backrest it is not really for 'heavy' use as the supports seem a bit spindly to me. It strains with my...

I've got a new client, she's in her 20's and told me she had problems with her right shoulder, which she had had for about 5 years. she's been driving for 9 years and in the same job for 7 years. anyhow, both shoulders are quite crunchy, in the typical areas. I managed to get rid of about...

Hi, I'm currently studying VTCT L3 in Aromatherapy (which incorporates full body massage techniques) & VTCT L3 A&P. I'd like to develop the massage side of things by doing Swedish and I have two VTCT courses thta I can choose from. Now, I'm not into fast-track courses as a rule (both above...

Hi there, I am going to Townsville Reviewom Sep 18 until 22nd and would like to get some advice as to who is available there during that time. Unfortunately, I will miss Robyn by a hair... :( Any suggestions welcome, D.

hey peoples just mpter some advice...looking for a good gfe, kissing etc and ideally a spa would be great too. Any one seen anyone that fits the description?

Hi, I am massage and aroma practitioner. About twenty years ago I was in an accident and had a shoulder seperation injury. Basically my clavicle was detached at the acromioclavicular joint and all the ligaments damaged. Although it was painful, surgery was not performed as the doc wanted to try...