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Okay, so our English culminating/ summative/ big-end-of-the-year-project is a book chat and I'm doing my book on "The Perfect Cut". We have 3 parts to out presentation and the first part says "Write and extended personal response based on 2-3 points of person connection (3-4 minutes)" I don't...

who can introduce some nice English songs?

Can you give me the show and the player please thanks

How can i only get chat invite from English speaking people in yahoo chat? I already use it. But no English speaking people are in my chat room. how can i get invite from people who speak English?

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD... ?????? Well, it's shit... That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit...

- The insurance was invalid for the invalid. - There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. - They were too close to the door to close it. - The buck does funny things when the does are present. - A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. - To...

There's a lot of growing gap between the top clubs and the bottom clubs, should this be introduced to even out the competition?

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. Thatcollege s tudents have collected & published a book by name “Jappier’s Spoken English” …. Njoy ………..with...

The English Language ---------------------------------- Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not...

On his 77th birthday,a man called Pete, got a gift certificate Reviewom his wife Yolly. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. mpter being persuaded, he...

[color="#0000ff"][font="book antiqua"][size="4"] If you've learned fluent English then you must be a genius! Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn 1)The bandage was wound around the wound. 2)The farm was used to produce produce 3)The dump was so full...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says, "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet...

An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students' written work. She wasn't sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples. A student asked, "What's the matter, Ms. Dalton?"...

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, "Very quick"! The lawyer explained...

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If...

The following was supposedly turned in by two English students: Rebecca and Gary - last names deleted. ---------------------------------------------------------------- STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to...

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he...

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