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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October revolution?
November
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The...
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me.... :bleh:
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?? :P
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL...
Top 10 Most Stupid Questions
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
The answers mentioned here should be given back to them if these type of questions are asked :lol:
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :-...
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that...
Stupid Computer Tricks
- Computer manufacturers are considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
- A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files...
Check out this video where a piece of tape on the cat makes it walk as if it is rubbing against something! Hilarious! Cat's are stupid.
Cats are stupid - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry...
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
******
2.) In the...
op 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
******
2.) In the bus...
Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one, "hey, i tell you my driver is really stupid... You don't think so?
Let me show you."and he called his driver banta singh over and said, "banta, here is a 10 dollar bill, go...
There were these two software engineer friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid.
So one of the friends called his driver:"Oye Santa Singh"... Santa Singh replied: "Ji praaJi" his boss said: "take this 100Rs, go to Showroom...
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied...
Reading Tboy's post has me wondering. What is the most stupid thing you've done. Did not realize it then but then you go to yourself. Shit that was a stupid thing to do.
Hitchhiicking alone for 6 months to Western Canada has me as a stupid back then. Nothing happened to me but came close...
Well i just thought id write this post cause apparently i made a blunder in the room 2day.. and so for that.. I have decided that ill let ya's have a break Reviewom TK and disappear Reviewom the room for a while.. To all I offended or to all I annoyed sorry..
Anyways Till Next Time
This...
I'm still unclear about barfines. I understand it is the cost to take the girl out of the bar, but are policies the same in each country and bar. Does a portion of the barfine go to the girl? Does a low barfine mean the girl is getting very little, or that the matter is lowprice? Does the tip...
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