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First off, let me say that this site is amazing for the reviews and info. I'm not a big regular at MPs, but I recently tried Platinum Spa and I was impressed.
I went to a place called Invisible Touch, but it's no longer there and the website says it's at a new location, does...
Please give a STD risk ranking on BS. I think it depends on whether the MPA shower or not before BS, so please vote for both "MPA showered b4 BS" and "MPA not showered b4 BS".
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NEW - Different color Reviewom previous design.
ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.
UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency...
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active...
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active...
The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot...
Ladies and anyone else who doesn't understand the offside rule in football.
This may help.
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front...
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus...
Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - Reviewom one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Armpat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A...
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your...
Crash Course in Speaking Chinese
Chinese Phrase English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift
Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding: We...
with the roman empire!? I'm an undergrad, my main degree is italian with history of art but at my university i can do an outside subject. I bravely decided to take on the Roman empire, beginning with August and going on to Constantine.
It's an intense course, I have 3 lectures a week but have...
...the roman empire!? I'm an undergrad, my main degree is italian with history of art but at my university i can do an outside subject. I bravely decided to take on the Roman empire, beginning with August and going on to Constantine.
It's an intense course, I have 3 lectures a week but have...
Bro an I had talk just now. I say newbie is another word for noob. Which saying that that the person sucks at the game. He say newbie is a new comer that will accept help form other players and a noob is a player that is new and think he knows it all.
Bro an I had talk just now. I say newbie is another word for noob. Which saying that that the person sucks at the game. He say newbie is a new comer that will accept help form other players and a noob is a player that is new and think he knows it all.
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