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    New to the terms!

    Hey everyone, First off, let me say that this site is amazing for the reviews and info. I'm not a big regular at MPs, but I recently tried Platinum Spa and I was impressed. I went to a place called Invisible Touch, but it's no longer there and the website says it's at a new location, does...
  2. X

    How safe is BS? In terms of STD.

    Please give a STD risk ranking on BS. I think it depends on whether the MPA shower or not before BS, so please vote for both "MPA showered b4 BS" and "MPA not showered b4 BS". Related Threads: Do Every MPA shower before and after a BS...
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    Which MPA rates with Tarah in terms of GFE?

    Those of you who have had GFE session(s) with Tarah, which other MPA ranks with her? Can she be topped?
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    Some advertising terms explained

    NEW - Different color Reviewom previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE - Imported product. UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency...
  5. Pompal 09.

    Performance appraisal terms and their real meanings

    Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date Active Socially - Drinks a lot Family Is Active...
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    Performance Appraisal Terms and Meanings

    Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date Active Socially - Drinks a lot Family Is Active...
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    Terms for Penis..somewhat dated ..

    The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot...
  8. T

    How do I install Thinking Rock on Ubuntu in newbie terms?

    I have no idea how to install thinking rock in ubuntu? Lost lost lost, can someone please explain it in nebwbie terms :)
  9. S

    The offside rule in girly terms

    Ladies and anyone else who doesn't understand the offside rule in football. This may help. You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front...
  10. T

    Sex terms defined.

    1. The clitoris is a type of flower. 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. 7. Semen is a term for sailors. 8. Anus...
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    New Golf terms for the last long weekend of summer!

    Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course... A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - Reviewom one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Armpat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water. A...
  12. Romo

    southern terms.

    I take offense to that!! (not really) Although I am a Virginian!! :curse: And trust me, the part that I'm in I rarely EVER hear a southern accent...
  13. T

    Redneck medical terms

    Those are good there Alfie..
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    HR Terms

    "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your...
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    Learning Chinese terms

    Crash Course in Speaking Chinese Chinese Phrase English Translation Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding: We...
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    How to do well in History? Newbie at undergrad level trying to come to terms

    with the roman empire!? I'm an undergrad, my main degree is italian with history of art but at my university i can do an outside subject. I bravely decided to take on the Roman empire, beginning with August and going on to Constantine. It's an intense course, I have 3 lectures a week but have...
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    How to do well in History? Newbie at undergrad level trying to come to terms with...

    ...the roman empire!? I'm an undergrad, my main degree is italian with history of art but at my university i can do an outside subject. I bravely decided to take on the Roman empire, beginning with August and going on to Constantine. It's an intense course, I have 3 lectures a week but have...
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    Is there a difference between the terms newbie and noob. ?

    Bro an I had talk just now. I say newbie is another word for noob. Which saying that that the person sucks at the game. He say newbie is a new comer that will accept help form other players and a noob is a player that is new and think he knows it all.
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    Is there a difference between the terms newbie and noob. ?

    Bro an I had talk just now. I say newbie is another word for noob. Which saying that that the person sucks at the game. He say newbie is a new comer that will accept help form other players and a noob is a player that is new and think he knows it all.
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    hello. please introduce me a good book about literary terms of french language?

    please introduce me a good book about literary terms of french language
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