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I’m from Texas.
I don’t sound like it – because I learned to read.”
~Usama Siddiquee
I’m polyamorous.
That means I love cats and dogs equally.”
~Mishka Shubaly
Once you reach age 35, you are not allowed to go on vacation alone.
It creeps everybody out.”
~Graham Kay
I might have kids someday. I don’t know.
Right now, I dont have time to come home and let them out.”
~Beth Stelling
My boyfriend and I just went to a destination wedding.
… Yeah, it was in Hell.”
~Katie Hannigan
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Read more on page Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 27 September 2023
I don’t sound like it – because I learned to read.”
~Usama Siddiquee
I’m polyamorous.
That means I love cats and dogs equally.”
~Mishka Shubaly
Once you reach age 35, you are not allowed to go on vacation alone.
It creeps everybody out.”
~Graham Kay
I might have kids someday. I don’t know.
Right now, I dont have time to come home and let them out.”
~Beth Stelling
My boyfriend and I just went to a destination wedding.
… Yeah, it was in Hell.”
~Katie Hannigan
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#joke #short
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 27 September 2023