Adriana - 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night

[TacoMan]

Today was going to be like, freakin' awesome. I had a date with this cool chick from Vancouver who was suppose to be a real smokin' Irish lass. I hadn't met Adriana yet but my buddy bet me his Swatch that she would be totally bitchin'. But I was chill, not! I was gonna get my groove on so I put on my best acid washed jeans, white t-shirt and clean hightops. I ran a comb through my long wavy, dark hair and grabbed my keys. Oooooooooooh yeah baby! The t-tops were off my gold TransAm and George Michael "I want your sex" was pumpin' out of the Alpine.

I rolled up to the hotel she was staying at and called her up with my totally rad bag phone. I hiked it up to her room and when she opened it I was greeted by a really hot Cindy Lauper. Adriana had long dark red hair, black stocking and garters, a red tutu and a red bustier that didn't cover her boobs. Like, wow! She was way prettier and sexier than Cindy Lauper, and apparently way sluttier too.

Adriana offered to give me a massage, but I was like, whatever, lets make out. She said "where's the beef", so I ripped off my clothes and she was like "tubulaaaar". We did a little kissing with tongue while we got to know each other. This babe has a really bubbly personality and liked to talk. But it was totally cool, 'cause she was totally cool. As we were playing tonsil hockey something was poking me in the chest so I looked down and her nipples were huge. Dy-NO-Mite! I liked me some hard pointy nips and rocked them with my tongue and lips. She had silky white skin like Michael Jackson, sike! She did have silky white skin though.

I kissed and licked my way down the length of her body and legs teasing at the sexy spots. Off came the last bit of her clothes, the stockings, so I could hoover some pretty in pink toes. They were really wearing blue polish but that didn't sound Hollywood. I put some slick moves on her and buried my face between her muscular legs and started to pluck the oral guitar. Adriana told me I was sexy and I told her "I know you are, but what am I?" Hah, got her there. Once she got to the point where she said "Like, oh my gosh!" she wanted to return the favor. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Have we got video? This babe totally rocked my world. Her mouth went to number one with a bullet.

It was time to get this show on the road, but safe sex is in, so cover your stump before you hump. Adriana must have know Doug Henning because she told me she was going to show me a magic pussy. She slip on me cowgirl style and it was good vibrations from then on. I loved playing with those bright headlights while she bounced up and down. Onto a little Scooby-Doo and then missionary man.

I wanted to show Adriana an ancient Chinese secret so I grabbed some hot water to go along with her cold drink. She was like "whatchoo talking 'bout Willis?". She had the exact same plan, but I beat her to it. So we took turns turning each other on, til she kicked it into high gear. I couldn't take much more and wanted more dirty dancing, so I returned to missionary position and she manually manipulated my groinal region 'til I went mental.

I cuddled up to my little Smurfette 'til I was running late for my break dancing lessons. Adriana accompanied me in the shower and soaped me up with some Polo bath gel. I squeezed back into my jeans and on my way out let her have my best exit line..."I'll be back".