Alphacare

[Heather !]

What's the service like at Alphacare?

 

[waffles]

Subject: LOWDOWNRIDERZ - WHAT'S THE SERVICE LIKE AT ALPHACARE?
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DEAR SIR: THIS E-MAIL IS COMING FROM THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT OF ALPHA CARE MASSAGE SPA.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT A POST ON THE massageplanet.net WANTS TO KNOW HOW THE SERVICE IS AT A/C.
WE WOULD EXPECT THAT YOU ISSUE AN IMMEDIATE POSITIVE REVIEW TO THIS STATEMENT, AND HAVE ALL THE APPROPRIATE NOTICES POSTED TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THE TRUTH, ALPHA CARE IS THE BEST MASSAGE PARLOUR IN THE CITY.
FURTHERMORE WE WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISCIPLINE MR, LHOWDOWN AS TO HIS/HER QUESTION POTENTIALLY EXTRACTING DAMAGING REVIEWS.
SHOULD YOU REQUIRE AN E-MAIL FROM OUR CORPORATE SOLICITOR TO CONFIRM THE TRUTH OF OUR STATEMENT, IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE HIM REPLAY TO SAME.
I TRUST YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS MATTER IN A TIMELY FASHION, AND ADVISE MR, LOWDOWNRIDERZ TO BE CAUTIOUS OF WHAT HE/SHE ASKS FOR BECAUSE IT DOES AFFECT THE LIVELIHOOD OF OTHERS.

WITH THANKS

Alphacare.




**this post was made under the Freedom of Satire Act, R.S.O. 1994**

 

[PuppyMama]

You're on a roll, Goober!

 

[aaahyeaaa]

Okay, I'll stop now...

 

[icefire_13]

You've posted a list of spas in Brampton (very incomplete I might add), asked about "extras" (what are ya new?) and asked about the service at a variety of spas.

Let me make a suggestion.

massageplanet.net is a wealth of information for people looking to get a massage. If that is indeed what you are doing officer, why don't you go to a spa and get a massage? Then post a review.

If you are looking for more than a spa can provide, why don't you see a SP? Then post a review.

If you're looking for a place to bust, why don't you? Then post a review.

If you're just bored and have nothing else to do with your time, why don't you stay home and jerk off? Please, no review of this one.

Have a nice day.

elmo

 

[smithers]

Great one!


ROTFLMAO!!!


Al Cohol

 

[Pompal 09.]

Be Carefull Goober...The AC AH's (Ass H....'s) will sue you and put you in jail. They will also tell your mother.

They are very very scary this halloween.

 

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I was looking at the AC web site and saw the following quote:

The majority of our attendants are either nursing professionals or nursing students. Most have worked in geriatric care or as nursing aides. Our attendants come from a massage school background, having completed Swedish Shiatsu, reflexology, aromatherapy, or a combined course study.

Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

 

[<<TANZ>>]

I have no comment about AC as I dont give a rats about them or will go visit them given their recent BS emails on here! LOL

ps: I guess I will be getting an email from them about my no comment abot them? LOL

 

[Staggerlee]

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DEAR SIR: THIS E-MAIL IS COMING FROM THE OWNERSHIP AND MANAGEMENT OF ALPHA CARE MASSAGE SPA.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT A POST ON THE massageplanet.net STATING THAT HE/SHE DOESN'T "GIVE A RATS" ABOUT A/C.
WE WOULD EXPECT THAT YOU INSERT AN IMMEDIATE "ASS" INTO THIS STATEMENT, AND HAVE ALL THE APPROPRIATE NOTICES POSTED TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF THE TRUTH, DSSFUN DOESN'T PROOFREAD HIS POSTS.
FURTHERMORE WE WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DISCIPLINE MR, DSSFHUN AS TO HIS/HER LACK OF INTEREST IN ALPHACARE.
SHOULD YOU REQUIRE AN E-MAIL FROM OUR CORPORATE CLICHE-MASTER TO CONFIRM THE TRUTH OF OUR STATEMENT, IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE HIM REPLAY TO SAME.
I TRUST YOU WILL DEAL WITH THIS MATTER IN A TIMELY FASHION, AND ADVISE MR, DSSFUN TO BE CAUTIOUS OF WHAT HE/SHE WRITES BECAUSE ASSHATS LIKE US WILL RESPOND.

WITH THANKS

Alphacare.




**this post was made under the Freedom of Satire Act, R.S.O. 1994**