Amusing things MPAs/SPs tell you when they have an orgasm

[jammin7000]

What are the amusing things MPAs/SPs tell you when they have an orgasm? I've had a couple of them go "I love you" while their cumming and few others who if I haven't seen them in awhile go "I've missed you so much"

I've found it quite amusing. What other amusing things have MPAs told you?

 

[Ellaine Louise]

I don't usually do that with clients. Only you. You're special.
or
Don't tell anyone we did that, I could get in trouble. My boss would be mad at me.

 

[Dreams]

This otta be good

 

[JessicaM]

heard those too. LOL!

 

[Pompal 09.]

While giving a nude reverse:
"You have such soft hands"

"You make me so wet..." and she was, having soaked the sheet on the table.

"Don't stop...right there, yes, right there...ohhh"

and let's not forget:

"Wooo-Hooo!"

 

[valerie b]

She goes into orgasmic ecstasy while I massage her. She then tells me that I give great massages, followed by alot of moaning.

 

[Pompal 09.]

"Dont stop till i get enough"

"right there"

 

[Sohan]

"Next"

 

[dude xyx]

Anything that will get you to come back! lol
They are professionals, don't be fooled otherwise.

 

[Like legitly legit]

that's why it's amusing.

 

[Kitten<3]

" I luv you long time " !

BS

 

[hot potato]

(not my usual forum)

But I thought MPA meant HJ or BJ ONLY (hence different from a SP)? Abd Verrrrrrry few women get off that way!

 

[dark angel]

no BJ or FS but when you get a body slide touching is generally allowed.

 

[Atheist.]

In the beginning, it was "Oh, don't stop..."

While she was cumming, she was constantly apologizing, between moans.

True story.
She later explained that she felt bad she orgasam during "my" time.

 

[bestbiz]

ive never made them cum. guess im not good enough that they'd even fake it

 

[Camer]

So I take it you don't give a very good Nude Reverse.

She used to scream: "Call me Squarey while I cum!"

 

[Parker : )]

I disagree. You probably have not experienced this because:

1) You are an honest man and don't want to just 'say' something!

and ...

2) You've met real MPAs at high-end SPAs!

 

[Jules]

She is silent and freezes up. Her chest and face flush.

Anything other than that are considered fake/bogus/mind fuck.

Personally, I hit that "jackpot" a few times with a token of SP & MPA. She returned the favour after 5 minutes break but I failed to cum with the same intensity as she did.....

Still I suspect it's all fake, even when we ran overtime and she gave a really passionate hug and kisses for few minutes since she did not pay a token of my money back

 

[Disasturr. <3]

For some reason they always want to show me pictures of their kids.

 

[brian Z]

I think you know they've cum cause they won't let you near their genitals or breasts for a few minutes.