Amusing things MPAs/SPs tell you when they have an orgasm

[redrum5785]

"I needed that"

 

[Vincent Van Go]

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I've had both hit and misses. Time of day, month, you're her fourth client and she's unlikely to climax.

Many reasons.

Hint:- See Gen for lessons

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[Jefferson]

Funny, but that happens too me.

 

[MDX 0601]

She did not say much, just a deep moan and then squited and soak the sheets, cant lie about that, and by was she willing to help me finish extra special

 

[Pompal 09.]

You too?

 

[raised by chimpz!!!]

You guys do and say some hilarious shit too ...

I remember one guy that used to throw his hands in the air like a Football Ref making a Touch Down sign, and he'd scream YESSSS out sooo loud the whole spa could hear. Another that we called Jumpy Jack because he'd get sooo sensitive u couldnt be within 5 feet of him after or else he'd jump right off the table and almost run away. The moaners, the grunters, the guys that got Turettes Syndrome and bark obsceneties out...CLASSICS!

HAHA good times with naked friends

 

[amranKay]

Or their pets pics, sometimes in stupid costumes.

BTW, is she suggesting she thinks of me like her pets, instead of being a "normal" BF/guy ?

 

[Jan S]

OMG Hank! LMFAO!

 

[froggie88]

I've had more than a few of those experiences with MPA's and in the VIP at SC's. You forgot the; and heavy perspiration.

 

[Monique Y]

"Oh my god - I have never cum at work before.."

 

[Kracker]

A good clue when Daty is a large volume of pussy juice - assuming she sits on your face - gravity will tell you - the weird part is that they seem to want to stop for a moment but I want more!
And then they laugh at my hunger lol then it's back to more...

 

[Pompal 09.]

"Would you like a towell to dry off?"
http://youporn.com/watch/759/hardcore-female-squirting/

 

[joy_gone_wild]

I don't know who was more surprised by that!!

 

[Orchid Quynh Lan]

You should have said "that's OK I'll only charge you 60.00".

 

[Dustin M]

The best is "You are making me cum in my Ass****. First time I did not get it but then she repeated again "Ooh ! I am cummin in my Ass****". It scared me big time but then she very obviously came on the other side but it ws very funny & scary too.

Next time when I saw her ,we went through the same process but this time I was Ok.

Have seen her many times & I find it hilirious that she is always ...................... I am pretty sure that some of you have encountered the same for sure.

 

[Frankydoodle]

Once. After the session ended she said she had no idea what I did but she had never cum like that before and that it was amazing. I should probably see her again. LOL!

 

[Kristen B]

Better than the dude, aka the male talent cumming like Peter North style on the porn queen during the camera shoot and by accident he shoots his cum all over the camera man face and the camera man is no homo

 

[texaschick200670]

When i used to Daty my regular MPA, she always use to enjoy it, and at times i could feel she used to feel a bit ticklish, and her legs use to shiver in fun, and soon after that she used to churn out her fresh sweet nectar from her hot wet pinkish, bald-head pussy, & i would know she had an orgasm & that was the height of enjoyment of our sessions togather, after that she used to give me a very sensual body slides with lots of pussy and breasts rub all over my body with oil make me shoot my load on her Good old memories to cherish and feel happy Lol.

 

[txyooper]

While a healthy dosage of guardedness is necessary in this game, one can't over look the fact that the dynamics of human interaction is an extremely complex matter, especially when the interaction takes place in the nude. Sparks can fly sometimes when flesh rubs against flesh hard under the right conditions. After all, these are hot blooded young girls in their sexual prime. As for the immediate triggers, there could be numerous possibilities. May be it's that time of the month. Good Times once remarked that he would mark down the day of the month when that happened and made a point of his return visit in that proximity. He has good batting average on that system. Or it could be due to what happened before her shift that day. We could go on speculating on hundreds of reasons. But it could happen for sure. And I would contend that it would only happen when she does have a soft spot for you or some kind of friendly affinity at the very least.

From personal experience, it did happen, though rarely. When it did, that lady would have my unflagging following for sure. To give in to an ugly old nerd, one can't but be touched by such generosity and deserves to be rewarded with steadfast loyalty. But we need to be clear-headed enough to realize that it's a rather serendipitous event and should not expect it to happen with regularity. But that day, that time, that lady, would be etched in the memory bank for our remaining days.

Ah, "these beads of coloured days" that decorate our lives.

 

[rachelisasquirrel]

After the MPA came, she said.. Sorry about that, I needed that, I havent done that in a while. Didn't mean to use you.

I said hey, anytime.