B.O.N.K.S - Brotherhood Of Nightclub KTV Singapore

[A guy with too much time]

Review on Roflmaoxz's sex bomb

Sat in Lam Seng after another disastrous IPPt (wheezed through 3 rounds before giving up. Next plan is to quit smoking altogether) and decided to ease some Reviewustration. Papasan GS introed a girl, and she was hot!

After the obligatory handshake and some cuddling, my hands found their way to her boobs. Actually not really my fault - they're so large that I anyhow move my hand also will kenna.

She was not wearing SBO... and her dress was very low cut. We were playing a game of cat-and-mouse, with her "trying" to prevent my hands Reviewom wandering too high (originally around her waist) and me winning most of the time. We didn't talk much - I wasn't there to have a fucking conversation anyway.

Down there I could barely feel VPL, only at her ass crack. Definitely G String.

Overall rating:

Face: Forgot what she looks like, but wasn't that ugly.
Body: Totally fuckable. Boobs my hand cannot cover, and tips like cigarette butts. Could feel them through the fabric man...
Attitude: Obliging. Butterfly time less than 15 minutes.
Personality: Didn't notice
GF Feeling: Somehow didn't feel that much. Her other table was just right next to us! Kind of spoilt the illusion...
RTF: Possible. Didn't make me tulan.

Verdict: Took her just to give GS some face... but in the end, even though I am running low on Vitamin M, it was $20 well spent.

 

[Sikorsky S76]

ah dooooo....me not your papasan la...siao...
Got good "bombs" must introduce wat right...???
Just to give me "face"...???
U also hug and conquer her mountains rapidly with your 10 itchy fingers...also!
Sex Bomb was not new @ Lam Seng as i told u....if i am to be a Lau Jiao there, she must be a Lau Nah there liao ...hahahaha!!!
Sound great by throwing only 20 to assault a pair of 34C boobs right???
I suspected she carrying even 34D with a fantastic slim waist of 23.....kkeke!

 

[shouldatakenlaw]

It will be my turn next.

 

[fishmoo]

bro,u always seems not to remember the faces of the gers whom u sit with one leh.

 

[roxy07]

Old man already... not everybody's face worth remembering. And most Viets look alike to me. May change if I venture deeper into Viet Land.

But I usually remember the faces of those I consider fucked up... so I don't make the mistake of sitting with them again

 

[coco m]

Review on Lam Seng 24 March 2005

After returning home at this ungodly hour, the smart thing to do would be to get some sleep, but need to get this Review out of my system.

Not a bad crowd. The dancer was the same as yesterday, damn fucked up! But there were definitely a few chio bus among the crowd.

Got approached by this Viet girl who seemed a little eager. Within moments, she was hugging me like a long-lost Em Yeu and I didn't even have to play the game of roving hands - she was guiding my hands to her boobs! Her own hands were squeezing my dick insistently. Had a feeling she would soon pop the Golden Question...

But despite her knowing both Mandarin and English, we were having a serious communication problem. She seemed a bit one-track minded.

Me: Have you eaten yet?
Her: Yes, I want to make love.

Me: What time you going home?
Her: One time is $100, one night is $200...

I was her only customer, so she stayed with me between 20 to 30 minutes, after which she asked for her tips so she could go and eat. She claimed that she would come back (which usually means she WON'T come back). Just gave her the standard $20 and let her fuck off.

Face: Pleasant. A bit of minah look.
Figure: Fleshy, nice to hug.
Attitude: Reviewiendly
Personality: Serious communication problem. Prefer Viets who shut up and just let the hands do the talking.
GF Feeling: More like customer feeling...
RTF: Maybe only.

Verdict: Nice enough, just a bit too eager.

After that, we ventured to The Other Pub, recommended by GS....

Review on The Other Pub 24 March 2005

Out of Little Vietnam! It was an open concept KTV with PRCs, Viets and others. Decided to totally leave Little Vietnam behind, so asked the Mummy for a PRC. Took the first one that came along... let's call her Girl #1.

We talked a bit, and her pattern was more like local Ah Lian. Seemed a bit tired. Gave me the impression of being money-minded when she asked about other joints in Orchard Road and how big the tips were. She butterflied for a while, and I decided to try my luck taking another girl. This time it was Girl #2, an older PRC.

This one had a nice cute voice. Reviewiendly and playful, but the touchy-feely had to be very discreet, just like with Girl #1. All the strategy came up, with me changing hugging positions, activating my thumbs, arms, and elbows and lips... moving so it seemed like my attention was on her shoulder or somewhere harmless while another part of me was firmly rubbing something not so harmless.

The true test came when I settled the tip. Girl #1 gave me a black face and told me that "there is no such thing as $20 tips here". KNN, I thought that was a bit much - I can get wilder action for $20 other places and the girl wouldn't complain. But since it was my first time in such a joint, I was beginning to wonder if GS had played a prank on me... so I double-confirmed with him like a fucking newbie. (Sorry, GS!)

Anyway, I had to sweet-talk the bitch into accepting a $20 tip and she walked off in a huff. Hate it when complications like this arise... luckily I have a bit of experience in situations like these. All the usual excuses came tumbling out...

Decided not to go through the same shit with Girl #2 and simply passed the tip to the Mummy, who assured me that $20 was fine.

Girl #1 (forgot her name)
Face: Not too bad. A bit fierce-looking.
Figure: Average.
Attitude: Fine until it was time for settling the tip. Fucked up.
Personality: Good talker
GF Feeling: Lan jiao!
RTF: Rather cut off my dick first. No girl who counts her tip in Reviewont of me ever gets my business again.

Verdict: This girl doesn't know her own value. Where does she think she is, and who does she think she is?

Girl #2 (Same name as GM's regular)
Face: Pretty and sweet. Cute lips and long lashes.
Figure: Big-boned, tended to slouch.
Attitude: Pleasant enough. Butterfly time not too long.
Personality: Playful and cuddly.
GF Feeling: Not that powderful.
RTF: Maybe.

Verdict: By comparison with Girl #1, this was much much better.

 

[DarkLard]

bro,hope to see u in Viet Land more often,maybe u will prefer them over PRC gers like me in the future?

 

[2536856]

Don talk talk no action hor...sex bombs await u to dismantle...@ e LS objective..

 

[MelBo]

where did u guys go last nite,till 5plus in the morning ar,happenin sia~

 

[Hitpig #1]

Bros will love yr Review always...clap clap clap...good efforts.
For those who have NOT up Bro Boon points...pls kindly do so too...cam on anh trais'..
Do u think i will play "prank" on u meh...keke...on dart...may be...haha!

 

[TrishARoo]

Below a short sum up on last 9 outing....

0800-0830 - Makan makan
0845-1000 - @ Lam seng (Gs, Nba, Dart & Mr Pasoh)
1015-0200 - @ B.P (Gs, Nba, Dart, Mr Pasoh, Mirae, Bear, Sting & Kent)
0200-0300 - @ Supper (Gs, Dart, Bear, Mirae & Mr Pasoh)
0200-0500 - @ Changi (Sting, Nba & Kent)

........................................ cool

 

[HerHuggyBunny]

changi see ah gua ar?lolz.so any plans 2nite?

 

[peanut]

u arrange lor...me same same place & time @ [ e location u should know ]!!
Heard Sting went to changi to find a few "Walking Bananas"...keke!

 

[2536856]

alamak he hor..lolz..ok ba i see how and we keep in touch ya

 

[Love Life Simply]

你們没有出去?

 

[Angelis]

maybe 2nite bah,how abt urself leh?

 

[Mia]

Working....

 

[Pompal 09.]

2nite wrk got double pay mah?do take care & hope to see u soon

 

[BOOM shaka Lakaa]

works till wat time...wana catch up for a drink @ Sex Bombs' house later 2 9???

 

[prashant4044]

Sorie arh, what Sex Bombs what Lam Seng I dun knoe lah. Later got to call SJG to check it out.