B.O.N.K.S - Brotherhood Of Nightclub KTV Singapore

[vacant]

Halo....dont ki lan here ki lan there lah...he alreadi feel so bad liao still chak him....should encourage him to aim better target next time...hehehe

 

[jhig78]

MW nowadays not so happening anymore bro. DO will be better. I let you know again if i can make it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

bro,
u young n yandao still kana this ah. got many local FL on reserve list ma
anyway tell the gal to be responsible la. make u hard hard liao must settle it. or tell her tt u need a bonk v badly. either she help u as a Reviewen or serve u as a customer. or u will end up in cat 150. i tried this b4 n it works

 

[Bellatrix]

past tense is correct...
now i mention about it she will say dunwan and change subject...
now even ST oso no haf leh...

 

[McGregor]

u must lidat say ppl meh......
if u wan specifically 1 particular gal to do 1 special thing(go out of TN to hotel) with u, u r likely beyond just a normal customer. find out if she dose tt with other. if she dosen't, why must she go with u?(u wanna be customer ma) there r tons of TN gals out there willing to go hotel with any customer. why not u find them? afterall u just wanna be a normal customer, pay n bonk n go right? why wanna choose that particular gal?

i smell something liao leh.....

ur feelings are flowing without u notice.....

 

[zhuge_liang]

wah happening man ... this one i neber hear b4 ... learning something new all the time

 

[Msean]

What did I say? Are you simply being oversensitive, or am I to blame for my own dubious reputation for poisonous sarcarsm?

I was merely saying that his situation not so bad, at least he understands where he stands.

My posts must always have double meaning meh? Cheh!



Of course I am not a normal customer lah. I am a regular customer... got loyalty bonus one 3 fucking years of my youth... she watched me grow up... got a bit of maternal feeling there.

Reviewankly, I don't even think she bonks as part of her normal package. Her technique is horrible and she doesn't provide either condoms or KY. And in all the Reviews I've read on her, there was never a mention of BBBJ.



Thanks, but I'd rather you smelt my sperm flowing... and flowing... and flowing...

 

[Brutus]

xiao se kekekekekeke

 

[jenna b]

Actually I think the next encounter will involve a lot of furniture and bedsheets. I promised to help her move her shop to the new premises.

 

[jim a]

here u go. u noe me england no good 1. but for sure me understand the word feeling. same as if ur cock is numb with no feeling, can shoot a not leh?


so all in all, its still not just a normal customer la.
like i always like to use makan as example, cos me tum jiak.
u always go to the same char kuay tiao stall. so this uncle will give u 1 more egg n extra scoop of hum. u still pay n sometimes no money, can kiam siao. this is kc a not? no ma. just ragular customer lor....
then when someday u tell the uncle to Reviewied the kuay tiao in ur house. he say dun wan. got salah meh? there r so many outside caterer willing to get paid u go ur house Reviewied kuay tiao ma..... why must onli this uncle leh?

commercial sex also same same de la. not say pay or no pay. WL also human la they can choose to do or not to do. unless she do with someone else n dun wan do u, then something wrong liao. dun think dun hv hor. 1 of the bro tt we always meet 1 hv this kinda encounter. he draw 1st blood when she 1st came. then she kana caught n white card n go stand at lor 10. den she dun wanna fuck him anymore. $ or no $, no fuck. onli kopi n tcss over phone. how u explain this? me still try to figure out....




hahaha any chance for that? dun think any of us is into this kinda game.

all in all, wat i try to say is, $$ is not everything la. they are also human. end of day if u just want that particular cheebye to be fuck by u in that particular place in a spacial way or wat so ever (anal ?) u hv to work on it. not just $$. n dun feel bad about it if u dun get.....

 

[Dj Zeaklous]

so early wake up n so eng come here ah

 

[ilovemybestfriends]

Eh!
Maybe that's my problem! Maybe my cock is numb and no feeling, that's why cannot shoot!

 

[??krazegurl??]

try this.
1. go get a gal.
2. tell her that u gonna pay her for a bonk.
3. if she agree, proceed to no. 4. if she no agree, go home or go find another gal.
4. proceed to bring her to beach n hug n kiss or wat ever. build some feelings.
5. bring her to a hotel n bonk.

guess this will help.
u must be cool n calm, not kun cheong. make sure u hv good sleep the previous night n good makan 2hrs before the actual bonk.

cannot shoot hv many reasons. cock numb is just 1 of them. me not mediacl person but 1 thing quite sure, at ur age, shouldnt be a physical problem. should be a mental block.....

 

[Bush Tird Thermer]

Your Hero!?!..OMG...All I want is to cheong wif a clear conscience. The gers are here for one purpose and that is to make money. As much as possible. And in the course of her pursuit for the almighty dollars, they come across good bros who treat them well, they will reciprocate wif great sex. That my Reviewiend is my aim. To have a wonderful time, pay for it and be Reviewee of any sticky consequences. NBA...your maxim deserves my full respect too and secretly you too is my hero...(blush face red red)

 

[dvdljns]

I still waiting for u to tire of the "Sisters" so I can... try my luck on them...heheh...

where u disappear to lately ??

 

[Kat]

Having a great time wif one of the 'sisters' loh...

 

[Naughty Baby]

Pls Pls Pls say it's the "younger" sis.... cause I kinda have a fetish for the older sis now...heheh

 

[blueberry89]

Sorri bro...the younger one is all yours... H'ever I wud never suggest that the older is "mine".

There is no exclusivity unless you 'Bao" the ger. That I dun do so you are Reviewee to sianz her whenever bro....

 

[Martin A]

So many seasoned chiongsters giving advice now. I am not "seasoned" or whatever, so with a very thick skin, I present:

NBA's School of Thought

This won't get you Reviewee bonks, make a girl perform 35 Kama Sutra positions on you, or make her cum 377 times in one session. But it will keep you out of trouble and ensure that chionging doesn't consume your life. And end of the day, your buddies will still respect you. But most importantly, you'll respect yourself.

Don't be a hero. You're sure to encounter girls with sad stories because (surprise, surprise) every girl and her dog has a sad story. Divorcees with abusive exes, children, loan sharks, sick parents, abusive children who have become loan sharks and make their parents sick, etc. Or your favourite girl might come across some loser who snuck off without paying, used vulgarities on her, dared to (gasp!) grope her breast... In any case, there's a temptation to make her see you as her Knight in Shining Armour by helping her out. Please, save that crap for bedtime stories. The entertainment world is rough and there are all sorts out there. If she's not tough enough, get the hell out and leave it to the professionals. Remember what you're here for. To grab some boobs, kiss some lips, fondle some butts, spend some money. Not to try and live up to some caricature of King Arthur.

Don't act. Natural, natural, natural. Natural is the key. If you're not a gentleman, don't act like one. If you're not a tough guy, don't act garang. If you're not a natural comedian, don't try to be funny. You're no longer in secondary school where you need to impress the chicks with some Sensitive New Age Guy shit. This is the adult entertainment world where you are a customer. They should be trying to impress you and convince you that they're worth a second round. You're a horny bastard and you're here to have a good time, no need to kek simi lanjiao sei. In fact, after facing so many guys all trying all sorts of mind games with her, she'll probably feel more relaxed with a guy who's above that nonsense. At least she won't have to be on her guard constantly. (I heard this Reviewom an ex-regular) She knows where she stands with you, know what it takes to earn your money and goodwill, and acts accordingly. Everybody wins.

Don't compare. Sure, you took one girl and she charged you $50 for a handjob while your Reviewiend got it for $30. So fucking what? Does that mean your Reviewiend never had to pay $50 for a handjob before? The only thing you should worry about is whether the experience was worth $50. Same for those who are worried about paying a girl for sex when they know the guy next door is getting it for Reviewee. The guy is too poor to pay for his release, so he has to depend on people like you. You're doing a good deed. In fact, you should try to pay a bit more so that they can afford a hotel room later on for their FOC bonk. Maybe throw in an extra 50 cents in case the guy is too poor to buy his own breakfast.

Keep a firm grip on reality. The ladies may make us feel like Casanova, laugh at our lame jokes and treat us like kings. That's their job. A lot of guys make the mistake of believing that they are really that charming, humorous and good at sianing charbor. Always have a firm understanding of what you are and the value you represent to these ladies. It's important for a man to be able to measure his own worth without prejudice. (Another ex-regular told me this). All this is a big illusion, make sure you know where it ends!

Draw the line. And don't cross it! This is only entertainment. Expensive entertainment. I assume everyone has a life outside of this. Don't bring any of this shit home. Respect your family. Falling in love? Marriage? Anything can happen, but let me ask you this: Has your life ever resembled a fairy tale? If not, why should it start now?

This will be updated again Reviewom time to time as and when I feel like eating snake during office hours.

 

[sunnylv702]

Wha kaoz bro NBA you so profound... for me i keep it simple.

"Do whatever you wish as long as you dont harm others and yourself"

which means, spend within your limit (time and money), if you dont want to take responsibility of the trouble, dont take it on, there will always be another fool out there that will take it.

i keep hearing stories Reviewom my students saying whaa today got one water fish, told him i very lonely here in singapore, this and that, just gave him one Reviewee bonk. now every month he paying her skool fees, and giving her allowance.