B.O.N.K.S - Brotherhood Of Nightclub KTV Singapore

[sheba]

Bro...i m not worry abt u....i know u r season enough to handle the situation...my concern lies with ye mm....if she have other objective other than money....then u will be expecting some harrasment on the way...jus my 2 cents....enjoy while it last lah.....

 

[Steven C]

I have enough faith in your seasoned-ness that no advice is necessary. You didn't survive this long in the chionging scene without knowing when to apply the brakes.

I've just spent the last 3 days with the same girl, a certain lady who works in TAM. For some reason I can't really understand, she and I can't seem to keep our hands off each other. OK, on my part, the attraction is a pretty face, cute demeanor, nice body, endless Reviewenching and neck-breaking hugs that seem to last an eternity. What's her attraction? My perpetually limited pocket?

It's like Sting says, I guess it's just luck.

 

["Vallamkali"]

Luck...I dun think so bro. I think u r selling yourself short here. Wif so many documented incidents of meimei throwing themselves at you, there must be something to it. Whatever that is, pls share wif me if you found it out..

 

[Paisley]

the artist look?

 

[the tax lady]

Yup I think so too...the sad, dole eyed, vulnerable, I'm 'hurt and cold', "pls hold me and give me some warmth" , "throw me a bone and I'll be eternally grateful" kind of look. Is that it bro Otur.?

 

[carbefangirl]

Er... thanks a lot. I think.

She found out this evening that I went to IQ with the guys in the afternoon, and I had to deal with a cold angry tearing woman in the throes of PMS. The worst thing is that I totally did nothing with the two girls I took, other than hold hands and talk a lot of cock, and fill the room with my hoarse screeching vocals.

Ouch. I'm totally unequipped to deal with this shit.
I sense irreparable damage.

At least at the end of the night she was smiling somewhat. But service will probably not be as good as before. Is this a case of "easy come, easy go"?

 

[Pompal 09.]

If I nvr misunderstand ur post or story, think she like u a lot. Another KC on the way? Better learn how to get out of it Reviewom someone else.

 

[AffessyAdjurf]

NBA in a KC trap? Neh.. i dun think so. Most likely dun go back only as usual. Easiest form of retreat.

Everyone loves NBA.

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Went pass JC last night. SO damn quiet.

 

[Havocsangel]

I did some serious auditing today.

In the past 4 days the girl and I have met up, I've spent over $400 on transport, food, logistics, hotel accomodation... Out of all that, she's earned $60 in tips, a $15 phone card and a $10 bottle of makeup remover.

This so-called KC is hurting both our wallets. Does not comply with NBA's Rule of Cost-effective Chionging. Time to apply the brakes.

 

[Pompal 09.]

so far my best bonk was ytd...
glad i called bro sting in the afternoon....
was feeling lazy and wanted to laze around....
went to IQ wif the rest...

i sat only 1 gal which was quite nice and spent quite alot of time wif me...
first couple of times there were no action until Wayne said tt she not suitable for me...
then the gal asked me wad he meant...
i told her tt usually i will eat the girl up in the room...
she said dun believe, saying i look like the guai guai type...
wad bullcrap...
i told her tt i haven fully wake up...
wait until i wake up, she will be eaten alive...

after tt, did my stuff and got the both of us horny...
she cant keep her hands off somewhere low while i couldn't get enuff of her soft boobies and her other mouth...
in the end had to ask her out for a session cos we cant do much there...
so after HH and dinner, a nice bro sent us back to gl...


as for was happened in the room, i will only give verbal Review...
too long to type out...

but service quite good....
best bonk so far... =D

 

[Scotch]

Well in case it all comes crashing down in the next couple weeks or so, let me record these whirlwind 4 days for posterity.

13th April 2006 (Good Reviewiday Eve):
I was looking forward to a nice chionging SH with nowhere in particular in mind. My SMS was replied to by bros Ronvo, Sting and Obelisk. Also, at the same time, CC was SMSing me. She was working at TC, but the bros decided to go to MG instead. I relayed the news that I wouldn't be going over, but she could come over if she wanted... I was only half-serious, but sometimes my big mouth is so choon that I wonder why I haven't struck it rich by now. She told me to pick her up, and we went off to MG. Before that, I gave her the choice to run tables if she wanted, with the disclaimer that she could probably earn more if she did. She opted to stay.

She spent the entire SH manhandling me inside the room at MG while the other bros did their stuff. Bros Triones and Schizowayne joined us. The hours just seemed to whizz by.

Later on, we had Tim Sum at GL and then went to CV to look at the ladyboys. She was pretty sleepy by then and so was I. When we arrived, we stayed at the back of Sting's car dozing off in each other's arms, but soon woke up and then began to Reviewench and grope and fondle when we were alone. She was moaning like an AV actress.

Soon Sting dropped us somewhere at GL, where I sent her home and went home myself with one hell of a hard-on...

 

[eeyore6802]

ur self control damn goot sia but it is to be expected Reviewom the cynical professor who wrote the soon to be adopted by cheongsters everywhere NBASTARD theorem

 

[flabbrgastdNY24]

will be sending u the bill for car clean-up shortly...

 

[Princess Jess]

u call that control?
wait till u hear the stories for the next 2 nites

 

[Pawan J]

waitin for the artist to post ... no wonder u felt left out

 

[Shania]

Well, it she had stayed the entire SH and up to 4 am for our jaunt to CV. Only expecting her to stay for SH, I'd prepared 50 bucks for her tip. Feeling paiseh, I made it 60 because that's about all I had left. I was half-aReviewaid she wouldn't take it, but she did like a good girl. Bravo!

14th April 2006 (Good Reviewiday):
Reached home around 5 am and was out like a light till 1 pm. When I woke up finally to take a piss, I saw an SMS (translated Reviewom Chinese). "Hi good morning, did you sleep well?"

Being my normal articulate self just after waking up, I replied. "Yeah, you?"

"My hair was too wet after washing it, so I had to stay up really late before I went to sleep. Very tired. Worse still, I'm starting to think of you again."

I didn't see what was so bad about thinking of me, but maybe I'm just an egomaniac. Either way, I was too tired to reply and fell asleep again until 5 pm when I received a call Reviewom Sting to meet up for dinner. I was too tired to chiong but what the hell, it's only dinner. Imagine my shock when Sying and Schizowayne said they wanted to go to MG to sian those charbors they met there last night!

I was finally persuaded to be join them and help out with the cost of getting a small room, but most of the time I was sitting there stoning, singing (if you can call it singing) and being the Mummy for these two horny bastards. On and off, both the IV charbor and CC were SMSing me. CC told me she was working at TC, but around 9pm, she called me to say she didn't feel like working anymore. Asked me to pick her up at her place. After settling the bill, I headed off to her block. When she came down, we exchanged a very long hug and then walked off to Little India, eventually ending up at the kopitiam under HMK where we stopped for a drink. We then decided to take a long walk along ECP.

Around midnight, we were joined by Sting and Schizowayne briefly. After that, we were left to our own devices. She seemed pretty tired, so I suggested renting a hotel room to sleep. She nodded eagerly, and I added... "sleep only! I say first hor!" That's when she burst out laughing and said she should be the one telling me that. Actually I meant it - I didn't have my bag with me and thus, no caps available.

Back at Jalan Besar, we checked into Penang Hotel at $55 per night. She went to take her shower first, followed by me, and then we cuddled up to sleep. Again, I was out like a light....

 

[Bubbles DeVere]

15th April 2006 (Saturday):
Morning arrived. This girl has some peculiar habit. Normal people usually say "good morning". Instead, she clapped her hand over my mouth and murmured sleepily "Don't make so much noise. Else I smack you."

I shrugged and went off to take a morning shower. When I returned, she was still snoozing away, so I woke her up with a bit of this and a bit of that. She smiled and turned over, and I began to play with her gorgeous b-cups. One thing led to another and pretty soon, she was straddling me, attacking my ears and lips and chest with her mouth while her hand worked havoc on my erect pole. My own finger found her wet center. Wow, this woman has the body of a Jap AV idol. If there were mosaic at her pussy, this would be like a real Jap AV.

However, we had to stop at some point because I sure as hell was not going to bonk her raw. I like her just fine, but we've only known each other a week or so.

Eventually, we got out of the hotel and went for lunch at some mat salleh Indian restaurant, where I shocked and delighted her with my capacity for vulgar actions by using various indian food to form a pussy on her plate. After that, I sent her home and we sat and talked for a while before exchanging another very long goodbye hug. About three times I tried to disengage but she just clung on tighter. Ohhhh kaaay....

Eventually I made it home and collapsed into slumber. When I awoke, I found an SMS telling me that she had left her makeup remover in the hotel. OK, my duty was clear. I set out for dinner with Sting and Schizowayne again, shopped for makeup remover and then headed off to OP where she was working for the night. My plan was to pass her the stuff and leave, but to my everlasting surprise, she appeared at the entrance in jeans and said she wanted to go. Sting dropped us at GL E8, where we had a nice cuppa and I asked her if she wanted to go home. She said no, she wanted to have fun.

At that moment, Gogogo sent me an SMS telling me he and Teraterm were at some hanging flower joint. She seemed keen on going, so what the hell... when we arrived, Gogogo and Teraterm seemed surprised to see me with a young and pretty lady instead of an old hag... for once. The two of them, with CC, started to play dice, and I drank everytime she lost. How clever of me, because soon I was tottering.

We went for supper, and then she seemed tired again, so on impulse, I asked if she wanted to spend the night again. She was very OK with the idea, but told me she was having her period, so no sex either. Hey, fine with me If I can tahan one night... why not two?

It was back to Penang Hotel again, and this time, she ordered me to go fetch drinking water while she took a shower. Wow, how wifely she's become.

We spent the night snuggling again....

 

[Jamal]

Hmm.....last time was 6 hours of patoying...now 2 nites of sleep without...u know wat....tink u preparing yourslf for marriage isist?

 

[diva_m3]

16th April 2006 (Sunday):
Like the day before, we started hanky panky as soon as she got up, and then stopped just short of actually doing it. We had lunch and I sent her home. She was very tired, no strength in her hug.

I'd promised my TN girl to help move her shop to the new premises on Sunday, so off I went. Around 2 to 3pm, Sting said the guys were at IQ. What the heck, I had nothing on anyway.

Once I got to IQ, I didn't think there was a need to call CC down - I think both her and I needed some space after spending the last 2 nights together. Besides, she seemed so tired. I called two CMI LCs to sit with me and spent the HH talking cock and rabbaing... their hands. Somehow after so much hanky panky the past couple nights, I wasn't in the mood for any today.

Then my backside being itchy, around 6pm I SMSed CC to ask where she was working tonight. She said she had decided to go shopping, asked me to pick her up at Bugis Seiyu. Sting drove me down and we picked her and her Reviewiend up.

Obelisk, Schizowayne and Sting's Reviewiend joined all of us at the WaterReviewont for dinner. CC asked me casually if I'd been out with them at IQ and me being the stupidly honest fellow I am, I nodded. Immediately, she shook my hand off and became very cold, not looking at me when I talked to her. It was a very tense dinner.

Everyone decided to to for a "romantic walk" after dinner, so I got her to myself and asked her what was the matter. She glared but kept her gaze averted Reviewom me. Her voice was strained. "Nothing's the matter."

Me: (Trying to lighten things up) "Hey, I'm meeting a few Reviewiends at the beach later, wanna come along?"
CC: "Why do you need me? You can call any girl out, why me?"
Me: ....
CC: "Or maybe call the other girl Reviewom TC. "
Me: ....
CC: "I'm sure she'll be glad to go with you."
Me: ... (wow, I'm really witty tonight)
CC: "I'm very tired. I wanna go home."

OK, at this point her eyes were reddening and watering up and I was getting seriously alarmed. I'm more used to seeing water at a much lower place...

(Time out. Need a smoke break. Telling this story very stressful.)

 

[stienbabe]

i see it's the "sibeh dulan with u but LL cos i'm not ur gf" treatment ... haizzz ... can understand how uncomfortable it is man ... kena Reviewom ur goot Reviewen the xiao cha bor b4 ... after that fateful dinner at the BS kopitiam after my TG bit my neck that same afternoon and left a hickee there in the car as i was sending her home ...