The first time I went to Patong I stayed in this tiny little hotel and in the room next door was an American guy with an LB from BKK. She was a stunner and he was a really nice guy, if a bit on the shy side. We went drinking and for dinner together a couple of times. Their story was the classic encounter - he'd picked her up at a bar in BKK six months earlier while he was on holiday there. He didn't realise that she was a he until they got back to his room, she got her keks off and blow me down, here's Nobby! He'd never been with a LB before but he decided what the heck, and went with the flow. They really got on well and spent the rest of his time together. Now they'd met up again for the first time since then and were having a romantic holiday, just the two of them. All fine and dandy so far.
One night, I decided to stay in my room and take things easy. I was reading in bed when I heard them come in. It was only about midnight and I don't think they realised I was home. I was just dropping off to sleep when I heard him suddenly shout 'ouch!' Followed by 'oof!', followed by 'aargh!' It went on for about 10 minutes. It was so funny, I had to bite the pillow so they wouldn't hear me laughing.
Like I say, it was a tiny place and they must have heard the racket everywhere. There was a little bar downstairs and the following evening I went in there. There was just me and the manager having a beer and a chat. The American guy came in and we said hello. The manager said to him 'sit yourself down' and when the guy said 'thanks, but I'd rather stand' the pair of us erupted in laughter.
Good old LOS. Never a dull moment, even when you're having an early night!