Chat Can some explain holistic vs. bodyrub to me?

[Qster]

I just saw the poll on this website (kind of flashes up occasionally on the right margin), the question is which do we visit the most:

• Strictly Legit (not even a HE)
• Semi-legit (a HE but difficult to get more)
• Semi-Holistic (up to a BS)
• Holistic (BS is considered low mileage)
• Bodyrub with lower mileage (Allure, Pickering Angels, Flirt)
• Bodyrub with higher mileage

The first two categories are kind of self explanatory. It is the last four categories0 which confused me. To me, most of the shops in Edmonton which we talk about falls within that semi-legit category. There are a few shops where bodyslides can be had, I guess that is considered semi-holistic? So many shops where you can get bodyslide from one provider and not another; I guess that would still be in the semi-legit category. I assume bodyrub places refer to what I call AMPs but what is the difference between low mileage vs. high mileage. Would an Edmonton shop like 99 St. or Cloud9 be considered holistic or bodyrub? Not necessarily important, just curious.

My main confusion really is what is holistic vs. bodyrub and what is consider higher mileage vs. lower mileage. Anyone care to put some Edmonton examples against the category so this dummy (me) can understand, lol.

 

[GerryForMayor]

Semiholistic, I mean you nailed it, means body slide and other sexual acts but not blowjobs or penetration of any kind, no fucking or anal. A spa may have girls that only do handies while others do bodyslides. Its a bit hard to classify those places but if the emphasis is massage, its semilegit; if its sexual release, then its semiholistic. Body rubs have the sexual release included in the room fee or at leastat a set rate, and high mileage body rubs feature girls who do full menu as well.

 

[bruhpearlman]

This helps, semi- holstic seems exactly what I'd look for. Does anyone have examples or can point me in the right direction researchwise?

 

[Albertaman]

Learning new things every day. Knowledge updated

Till now I thought “holistic” meant a session where the therapist would talk endlessly about her advanced training in all things esoteric.. chakras.. kundalini energy.. nutrition.. with at least three products she sells, some crystal healing thrown in along with some reiki energy.. some added anecdotes about how clients think she is the best… tips on some life changing stretches and finally some admonishment as to how I really should book much longer and frequent massages with her.


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[Qster]

This helps, semi- holstic seems exactly what I'd look for. Does anyone have examples or can point me in the right direction researchwise?

If you search using use BS or bodyslide as a search term, should be quite a few reviews. At many places listed on this forums, at least one lady there would offer BS. I think the issue isn't spa specific, rather it is individual masseuse specific. At any one spa, there may be one girl who is strictly legit, many who are semi-legit and one last one who is semi-holistic. At this moment in time, I can't think of a true holistic spa in Edmonton.

 

[Albertaman]

Ok, learning even more. If the therapist enjoys receiving pleasure, digits or daty? Would that push it more to the full holistic category or more towards the semi holistic?


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[massagereviewer]

Then there's always of course
the Holelickstick places too...

 

[Qster]

Ok, learning even more. If the therapist enjoys receiving pleasure, digits or daty? Would that push it more to the full holistic category or more towards the semi holistic?


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Yet to encounter one of those in Edmonton, Ashley comes close. If there is one, introduce me.

 

[Albertaman]

Yet to encounter one of those in Edmonton, Ashley comes close. If there is one, introduce me.

Are you just pulling my leg or joshing me? Maybe I missed something in this thread.. providers who enjoy daty.. are you saying you didn’t meet them? PM me instead


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[Albertaman]

Still don’t get it.. semi legit or semi holistic.. the basic principles of YMMV and discretion are in full force. The ladies work there because they don’t want to work for AMPs and fuck a client every 30 minutes. What’s so hard to understand? They have families and relatives. But if one likes you and that they want more, then that is your blessing.. no need to dribble and post .. did people stop realizing what YMMV means? It’s not exclusive but they choose what they want with any one individual client. No menus


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[bruhpearlman]

If you search using use BS or bodyslide as a search term, should be quite a few reviews. At many places listed on this forums, at least one lady there would offer BS. I think the issue isn't spa specific, rather it is individual masseuse specific. At any one spa, there may be one girl who is strictly legit, many who are semi-legit and one last one who is semi-holistic. At this moment in time, I can't think of a true holistic spa in Edmonton.

That does make sense, I'll have a look into it thank you

 

[Qster]

That does make sense, I'll have a look into it thank you

If you have trouble searching, DM me and I will get you started.

 

[id481]

Regardless whatever we call this as holistic-vs-bodyrub.... I usually go by one rule, if I can touch any provider's kitty somehow with my bare hand... I call it a great service

 

[Albertaman]

Regardless whatever we call this as holistic-vs-bodyrub.... I usually go by one rule, if I can touch any provider's kitty somehow with my bare hand... I call it a great service

For sake of precision, think you mean.. with bare hands but without 3 layers of Kevlar panties in between


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[GerryForMayor]

Regardless whatever we call this as holistic-vs-bodyrub.... I usually go by one rule, if I can touch any provider's kitty somehow with my bare hand... I call it a great service

And a great day!

 

[sleeker]

Holistic = possibility of HE depending on the ad. If there's tarot cards, energy crystals and an overweight middle aged lady, likely legit and you will be sitting at a table getting your sinuses massaged while she chants some mumbo jumbo in a room with random rugs and trinkets hung on the wall. If it's a lady who is trying to be attractive and vague about offerings, you'll probably get a weak massage and a HE. I find these type usually say holistic because they know their massage is not deep tissue and they are not professional trained.

Body rub = your gonna cum