Location is on Lawrence across from the Cedarbrae Mall at the back of the building with a typical doorway to the 2nd floor office suites.
I liked the fact that it was a discrete entrance with some doctors offices and business using the same access...
Knocked on the door and an Asian lady probably in her late 30's answered it. Before I knew it, I was being rushed in to a room, which seemed fairly nice, and I had paid her fee of $60 for 45 minutes....i really needed a massage, back felt like a rock. Apparently selection was not an option.
Got on the table and she asked if I wanted her to undress, trying not to be rude about the whole thing, I said no its ok, its kind of cold in here anyway. Hopefully she didnt take offence.
Maybe it was my tension mood or it was just her but things just seemed off. The massage was great until she started doing the karate chop thing, I always thought that was a joke...apparently not. I can honestly say I thought she was going to chop me in the face she was getting so close and I started to flinch...didnt really feel all that good either and it sorta undid all the good work she had been doing on my shoulders and back.
Next was the suction slaps for lack of a better term. She cupped her hand and slapped me. Felt about as good as an uncupped slap and I was worried for a minute I was going to have to go home covered in circular and linear bruises which would have tough to explain.
So she soon stopped trying to beat the shit out of me and directed that I roll over. At this point she began on the conclusion of the massage.
The discussion about an appropriate tip took prior to the conclusion took place and while she was clearly disappointed that I couldn't offer more due to the fact that I had no idea what I was doing and only brought $100 but I offered the remainder of what I had brought and she was a good sport about the whole thing. I seemed to be about $20 short of what would have been an acceptable amount.
At this point I will simply say that overall the experience lacked any real sense of enthusiasm or passion but then again, I imagine that my wallet and goofyness didn't really inspire her all that much. So its not fair that I try to do the traditional rankings form 1-10 and simply say it was an average experience, with an average looking older asian woman and leave it at that. She went by the name of Ginny and indicated that she worked at a few other spas near vic park on other days of the week.
I will leave it at that and apoligize for my blatant stupidy on some of my previous comments as well as thanking those who brought them to my attention. Hopefully no harm was done and clearly I need to read the stickied messages again. I had already done that but it was awhile ago and I forgot certain things that I should have been more aware.
I liked the fact that it was a discrete entrance with some doctors offices and business using the same access...
Knocked on the door and an Asian lady probably in her late 30's answered it. Before I knew it, I was being rushed in to a room, which seemed fairly nice, and I had paid her fee of $60 for 45 minutes....i really needed a massage, back felt like a rock. Apparently selection was not an option.
Got on the table and she asked if I wanted her to undress, trying not to be rude about the whole thing, I said no its ok, its kind of cold in here anyway. Hopefully she didnt take offence.
Maybe it was my tension mood or it was just her but things just seemed off. The massage was great until she started doing the karate chop thing, I always thought that was a joke...apparently not. I can honestly say I thought she was going to chop me in the face she was getting so close and I started to flinch...didnt really feel all that good either and it sorta undid all the good work she had been doing on my shoulders and back.
Next was the suction slaps for lack of a better term. She cupped her hand and slapped me. Felt about as good as an uncupped slap and I was worried for a minute I was going to have to go home covered in circular and linear bruises which would have tough to explain.
So she soon stopped trying to beat the shit out of me and directed that I roll over. At this point she began on the conclusion of the massage.
The discussion about an appropriate tip took prior to the conclusion took place and while she was clearly disappointed that I couldn't offer more due to the fact that I had no idea what I was doing and only brought $100 but I offered the remainder of what I had brought and she was a good sport about the whole thing. I seemed to be about $20 short of what would have been an acceptable amount.
At this point I will simply say that overall the experience lacked any real sense of enthusiasm or passion but then again, I imagine that my wallet and goofyness didn't really inspire her all that much. So its not fair that I try to do the traditional rankings form 1-10 and simply say it was an average experience, with an average looking older asian woman and leave it at that. She went by the name of Ginny and indicated that she worked at a few other spas near vic park on other days of the week.
I will leave it at that and apoligize for my blatant stupidy on some of my previous comments as well as thanking those who brought them to my attention. Hopefully no harm was done and clearly I need to read the stickied messages again. I had already done that but it was awhile ago and I forgot certain things that I should have been more aware.