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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
:
Hand Job: $10.00
:ashamed: :devil2:
...
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three attractive blondes there serving drinks.
"Yes?" she inquires
:secret: "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" :devil: whispers the man.
"Yes," she purrs. :ashamed:
The man replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
![Stick Out Tongue :p :p](/styles/default/xenforo/ani/itd_3d_ani_w60_smiles_022.gif)
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
![Lick :lick :lick](/styles/default/xenforo/ani/sexy/lick.gif)
Hand Job: $10.00
![Eek! :eek: :eek:](/styles/default/xenforo/ani/eek.gif)
...
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three attractive blondes there serving drinks.
"Yes?" she inquires
:secret: "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" :devil: whispers the man.
"Yes," she purrs. :ashamed:
The man replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
![Mad :mad: :mad:](/styles/default/xenforo/ani/mad.gif)
![Stick Out Tongue :p :p](/styles/default/xenforo/ani/itd_3d_ani_w60_smiles_022.gif)