Don't leave your sh%t in the shower

[nmccune73]

This post is intended for the customer at Pro Clinique who used the shower at approximately 6:00 this evening. I'm sure the MPA (Jennifer - hot btw) was happy that you showered and cleaned your ass. I know how important that is. Stinky ass is not good for anyone. However, in the future would you mind ensuring that no feces was left behind (like the marines). Luckily I always check the dispenser before using them. Otherwise I would have come away with the leftovers of someone's lunch(along will a willknot) You might want to shave your ass.
I had to spend 5 minutes using the showerhead cleaning this dummy's mess. I didn't want the MPA to think it was me. It might cut down on rimming in the future.
So guys, please ensure the shower is clean for other people to use. The last thing I want to do is step in someone's shit while cleaning my rod.
ps Invest in a good brand of TP. Also, do more than the customary 3 wipes that some people are known for.


x^

 

[Unpretty]

LMFAO!!!! Braaahahahahaha!!!! Priceless....

 

[Jennie]

Make's you want to add flip flops and tongs to your massage equipment bag.

 

[G Marshall]

Hell, I already take in my own soap and oil coz most MP's use "crap" quality stuff. I'd never anticipated having to clean up somebody elses processed lunch

 

[PRETTY GREEN EYES]

Whose to say it was the person before you? Do you think they clean their showers? LMFAO

 

[smcoren]

who the hell takes a shit in the shower?

This is why I stick to strip joints. Its normal to see shit splattered in the toilets at a SC, but thats only because nobody flushes the toilet or they shit on the seat. But what kind of a jerk shits in the shower?

That is outright disgusting.

 

[cyyutegurl]

This is funny shit, man! I almost died laughing!

 

[stephie]

I actually heard about an incident where the customer left a paper bag full of shit in the room (the MPA who told me swears it's a true story)...i guess he wasn't happy with the service...now that's disgusting

 

[ali.a.j]

Where did the bag come from?

 

[jimbad05]

Maybe it was his lunch.

 

[lil_tiger]

I went to an incall one day and when I went to the washroom to clean up, I was greeted by skid marks in the toilet with some residue from an explosion on the sides

 

[Simi]

So stop with the suspense..........what did the guy have for lunch?

 

[Bolt Thrower]

the question i was asking was when the hell did this guy have the time to shit in the bag?

 

[[email protected]]

I think it is incumbent upon such gentlemen who "bag it" to use good quality ziplock bags.

 

[ALEX!!!!!!!]

IBS and Anal Leakage due to Olestra are serious issue. Have a little sympathy for the affected.

Geez!

Eck.

 

[rc wwe heel fan]

I was thinking the 1812 Overture with the cannon blasts would be more appropriate.

 

[shihtzupup98]

Bach is some pretty heavy sh*t.

 

[Typical Conservative]

I think your all full of sh*t

 

[Nikki H]

Yah
How do you know it was not her?

 

[jimmymatthews3]

Some poor fucker with Chrones gets a massage and then his ass explodes when he least's expects it!

My SO has Chrones....shit happens...sorry couldn't resist


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