Don't leave your sh%t in the shower

[Enjoy Life]

Maybe it was a wet bran muffin. Almost the same as a sh*t in the shower except the muffin skips the middle man.

 

[BLAH BLAH BLAH]

No bran muffin, inless the baker cooks like shit. If it looks like shit and smells like shit, it most likely is ...... Also the ass hairs were a true giveaway. I'm just hoping it wasn't the MPA cause I love to rim. lol


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[Pompal 09.]

Laughing my ass off!!!! Holy shit!

 

[Sarah Atkinson]

Did you taste it? If so, and it tasted like shit, you better not have stepped in it, because it might have actually been shit.

 

[catchinkiki]

thats just plain disgusting. i wouldn't have bothered washing the thing. i would have called in the mpa management, showed them the crap, and just left. That woulda ruined it!

 

[New York Gal]

Don,t tell me you don,t piss in the sshower

 

[Wrestles4Food]

Who doesn't piss in the shower? I heard it prevents athletes foot. I washed it off the dispenser so that it could be used and also so that the MP disn't think it was me. My mileage might have decreased just a little if they thought I tossed shit around like a salad.
BTW even though the shower was shitty, the session was amazing.

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[TOOT]

Reading your thread, really gave me a hearty laughter, what a unique way to show his displeasure for the services offered to him.
LOL!

 

[golly_gina]

NO, I dont

 

[Momof2]

lol, too funny

 

[SandraAmore]

Has anyone ever masturbated in the shower prior to a massage so it makes the MPA think you're a real stud and knowing you can last much longer the 2nd time around? or maybe you're just trying to get your moneys worth by making her work twice as hard?

 

[Christine]

I don't see any point in doing that. It's one of the reasons why I go see an attractive girl who would do it for me. Plus it would take a lot of the excitement away.

Furthermore, taking matters into personal hands is a time consuming process. I don't think I can handle the look on an MPA's face if she walks into the room and finds me going at it. The reaction would probably be on one of our faces.

 

[Lotamel]

I tend to go the opposite route - abstaining for a few days. I tend to be slow anyhow so I do NOT want to hab\ve her get impatient with me - the friggin moment that happens, or I sense it is about to, I freeze, and lets just say matters get a lot worse.

 

[HaK attack! [panda-kun]]

Is their a website with pics? ( not of the crap... LOL )

 

[Asterix]

I suspect it was just the sp spitting after her last customer. Johns never shit in the shower.

 

[LittleMeg [TOOL]]

The guy probably has a problem with his health and most likely needs to see an ass doctor, because I doubt any body would just go take a shit in the shower.

 

[Schooling You]

Why not?

 

[Black Sal]

Irritated Bowel Syndrome?

Explosive Diarrhea?

 

[SassyB]

Considering he'd have to pay the door fee, you're likely right. But the behaviour's been noted on massageplanet.net before. If he left it in the in-room shower, I could imagine he was 'caught short', but in the shower in the bathroom where there's a toilet? And leave it behind? He needs to see a doctor for his other end—the one he thinks with, 'cause he's got real issues with how he gets his pleasures.

 

[LgTuttle]

He didn't leave shit on the floor, but rather hanging off the soap dispenser (along with hair). Looks like he cleaned his ass with his fingers and didn't notice the clump he left behind. Luckily the shower has good water pressure becaue I tried to piss it clean but my bladder wasn't big enough. lol


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