Drunk people in bars

[Brain Testing]

2.2 pints hardly quenches the thirst, but I do tend to lose count after about 6 or 7 pints

 

[serialmom12]

When I was a lad we used to do the work along the bar trick. Start at one and try and finish at the other. It used to be great until you got to the stuff that old people and mad desperate fcukers drink. It all tasted like cough syrup after that.

Went to a grab a granny night in a local haunt and found " Port and Brandy" go from horny and sober to a shambling pant wetter in a couple of glasses.
Nothing quite like the sour smell of pernod and black after its made a return visit from the girl you been chatting up all night...... normally all over your shirt.

Who can forget those green days when you woke up with the remains of a kebab on you chest and puke in your shoe.
It would alomost be worth the cost of but a kidney from a mexican farmer to relive these days again.:bangin: :bangin: :bangin: :bangin:

 

[matt c]

Comes with the job.. Some bars get a 'rent a liver' farang manager in..

Also imagine being sober and having to listen to drunks !!

 

[peter]

im a complete piss head ,but rarely get to the throwing up/passing out seforum.xxxe!
seem to get more drunk on a saturday night out in london than i do in los.

 

[takersbrother]

i used to manage a bar in london. found a guy one night in the toilets asleep...he'd pissed and shit himself...also had puked up. what a mess!

 

[Chicken Noodle Soup!]

HEY! Thats a job for me!!!! atleast for like 12 months or so :bangin:

 

[Sotology]

On the table is it that what it looks like? uke: this makes every bar owner happy i guess. hope he had all his drinks there.at least he is in the top ten me thinks

 

[Kellie N]

We'll he's just giving back the drinks? :embrassed

 

[Clair]

alot of the irish lads and english drink bulmer's over in the states.
never tried it but looked a little heavy, no?

 

[sid]

Well m8, i wouldnt knock it, as a bar owner why not encourage them to come spend baht in your bar, of course as long as they arent going to cause trouble

G

 

[shyshay87]

Goes with the territory m8.

A level of tolerance is required, people are on holiday after all and tend to drink too much. You help them out into a tuk tuk, staple your business car to their t shirt and maybe they will come back to your establishment, say thanks and have plenty of drinks. Maybe not a suitable customer today but treated in the right manner a good customer tomorrow

G

 

[alf the gardener]

many a night drinking boone's, i liked it
what about mad dog 20/20, or schnapps. a couple of other things we drank in high school

in college we got the grain alcohol. was illegal in new york but would go to jersey. its extremely high in alcohol but cant taste it when mixed with something. dangerous!!!!!!!!

 

[ZeFishChick]

JEES ANDY...........IM BURSTING MY SIDES WITH LAUGHTER.............NOT !!!!!!!!!
IJ

 

[beeje]

Gez

Probably each day being different depending on the mood determines what u can drink, but this was a typical day with the lads last summer

Would start in Wet Willy's, sefton telling the bar staff to make sure they've got enough gin on tap. We would all jump in the jacuzzi about 3pm and not get out until about 11pm or later. This would entail a few beers but mostly shorts, gin & pineapple or tonic, me Black soda or vodka nam som, paul cant remember and Rob not sure. Sefton is a real greed bstard so for sure he would drink at least 2 bottles of gin, ive no idea what i would drink but not as much as that, as i knew i had to go to the bar 555555555

We would then go out usually love bar and then depending on how fcuked we were round loads of places and ago go's having at least 2/3/4 drinks in each bar. Of course at Love Bar this would be supplemented by shooters. On a real bad night I would end up in soi sansabai or even safari, usually found leaning against a door or speaker sleeping.............just another day in LOS

If it was a day at Sefton's house then u can go and expect not to sleep for at least 18 hours minimum, ur in the pool u dont get out other than to piss over the wall and down the hill..........drinks in free flow with the spinner (sef's girl) cooking up sausage sandwiches and som tam

Then we would mix up the days by having session on Nanai and then moving on to Valhalla to the early hours and then onto the usual bar hopping antics

Jeez i miss all that........................

How many drinks on a mad bash - no real idea to be honest, at a guess maybe about 40 drinks excluding shooters????????

But without a doubt the biggest drinker of the lot is SEFTON

G

 

[mrcatzilla]

ive never fallen asleep at a bar.
ive fallen asleep on countless buses and trains all over nyc,brooklyn and staten island, on my way home
one time fell asleep on staten island ferry and kept waking up back in manhattan!! i was on that thing for 3 hours, no lie!, usually a 20minute ferry ride

 

[Coleen]

Thanks for the informative post G. Maybe Sefton has a different opinion as to who is the biggest drinker.:biggrinlo

 

[Pompal 09.]

I fail to see the link between beer and sleep, after all even non-drinkers got to sleep :blah:

 

[kurtiobst]

Same in the U.S. I gather it would endanger the liquor license. Always wandered about the reasoning behind that one. You throw them out and, instead of sleeping in a bar, they are highly likely to go do something far more dangerous to themselves and others.

 

[jfiannaca]

On a normal day I start drinking about 10pm, and I think I consum about 25-30vodka/tonic and 10 shooters. Glad I drink for free :biggrinlo
:embrassed but sometime when I get to pissed I tell my bartenders to put less vodka in my drinks:embrassed

Geir

 

[myfav1]

I was wondering how I managed to get a staple in my nipple! Sends the airport scanners mental!:ytounge: