Elite Massage on Swail

[deelell]

I have gone there a few times. I got this lady called zolta (about 43+, not a looker period), well something like that. Anyways, let me tell you that it was a very a dissapointing evening, clearly the worst massage, HJ, and attitude combination I have experienced thus far. The worst was the clock watching that almost got me to get up and leave.

Anyways If you are looking for ladies under 40 y.o. this is not a place to go. In about 8 times i"ve been at this place I got a young looker 1.

Anyways I will not be going back for a long while....

 

[Gabriele]

with a name like that, somehow I'm now surprised!! LOL

Sorry johndoe, couldnt resist

 

[Stan]

does anyone have any recent info on this place?
I found a web site, but im not sure if im allowed posting it so PM me if you want it!

 

[kshollywood]

Any recent visits folks?

Helen looks pretty hot on the website!!

 

[ski]

Which website are you talking about? I didn't know they have a website.

 

[Lost Girl]

I just stumbled on the site myself, in the petites annonces in La Presse:

http://www.massagedelight.com/index.html

The Amélie kcl mentioned is not shown as being a staff member, but then lots of these sites don't show all the MPs. Average age seems to have fallen a bit.

Dunno, few of the reviews on this place were positive enough to get my, er, interest up, so I never tried it. Maybe things have changed? Be interesting to see how long it takes them to overcome nonperformance in the past.

 

[Renee Z]

I,ve been there once,with Helen a young french student.
Very beautiful,tall,about 5'9',120 pounds,19 y/o,brown hair.
Her massage is so-so,but not bad-not great either.
Asked to massage her,kept her g-string on,was able to massage the Y over thong.
I kept massaging her for a good 35 minutes-her 25 on me.
Great long and beautiful legs,nice ass and tits.
Nice face too.
Not greedy at all-40$reverse massage and hj.
One of the best deal I had so far this year.
Guys usually pay 60 for nude hj that lasts 15 minutes.
I had acess to all her sueforum.xxx body for 35 minutes for 40$.
She even said to me ''i'm the one who should tip you''
She's abit shy but nice,be a gentleman,you should be rewarded.
She goes by the name of Helen,but her real name si Audrey.

 

[neboptics]

I asked for Helen. Got a women who was not 19. Perhaps she was about 35. Massage was fine. She asked me what I would like, gave me the impression more was offered. I was not in the mood for anything special so I stayed quiet. My hour ended after 50 minutes. She said I had to get dressed all within the 60 minutes, this is why she is ending early. I did not like that so I gave her the basic $20. She did not complain and told me to come again. The time thing bugged me. Dont these girls get it, cheat us out of 10 minutes can lose them business. Why do they feel they have to cheat us out of our time?

Cosmos, the Helen you got, is her name at this place Audrey or Helen? They told me an Audrey works there, but I never tried her nor do I know if she is the 19 year old. The Helen I saw was not the same Helene you saw. I am interested in getting a 19 year old that does not see me as an ATM (or at least does not make me feel like she thinks I am in ATM).

 

[YoungPiscean]

Thats correct. Shower down the hall.

 

[zaza]

this place is in need of a review, so here I am!

When to see Vitalia last week in the afternoon. Booked to make an appointment, and there was no problem when I got there! The really bad part about this place, is the place... I was put in a room that is pretty much the size of my closet, and my closet isnt big... Also, there is only 1 shower in the hole place and you have to walk in front of the front door to get to it! On the other hand, this place is pretty discreet: on a cross street of CDN, in an appartement building...

So, after my shower, in comes Vitalia. I would say 5"6 or 7, I won't try to guess her weight cuz I suck at it... but she isn't fat or slim but has a little belly. Probably a C cup. She starts her massage and is very friendly! She talks french prefertly, no idea about her english... The beginning is a "real" massage not much teasing, she stays dressed, good conversation! After, teasing starts, less talk, and little by little, the close come off! Until she is totaly nude and giving me somewhat of a thai! Money has not been talked about so I let her go! After a while, she tells me to turn around and then the fun starts! Russian, kisses everywhere, DFK, Daty, digits... you name it, except for FS and a real BJ it was done! I say real BJ because she did lick Mr Happy and the boys a few times but not much! The fun ended with me having 3 fingers in the pussy, her being on the massage table and me standing (not quite sure how that happenend...) and I shooting me load on her! Tipped her 60$ which she was very happy about! Took a shower and left!

Overall:
Body: 7/10
Face: 6/10
Massage: 6.5/10
Finnish: 9/10
Money's worth: 10/10
Repeat: for sure!

 

[Little Angel]

Reading between the lines during a conversation with Vitalia, I would bet (no pun intended) that there was a bait-and-switch for one of you. Which one, I could not tell.

 

[jms043]

My review is a copy-paste of the one written by mtlman2005, except that:
- I try to guess her weight: 120-125 lbs
- Although you can see she’s had children, her belly is really small.
- She is approx 30 yo
- Face is more 8/10 than 6/10 IMHO
- More smart and less greedy than most masseuses
- BBBJ: my only comment: OMFG!

mtlman2005, Thank you very much. I owe you one.

 

[REVA M]

No problem! I completly agree with you on those 2 points!

 

[larry141094]

Is there a phone number for this place- tried to do a search and came up empty.

 

[K G]

3540, avenue Swail,
Montréal, QC H3T 1P6
Tel. : 514-731-4887

Forget about the staff on their website, they probably updated it 2 years ago.

 

[Selly]

This is a pretty high-mileage place. Besides Vitalia (blonde russian MILF), you should also try out Katja (blonde russian MILF), Janet/Jeannette (dark-haired cuban 20-something), and Amelie (blonde quebecoise 20-something).

Regarding this place's website, ignore it, it hasn't been updated in ages, none of the girls in the pictures work there anymore (trust me I tried looking for them). I don't think Valerie, the owner, even knows she still has that website anymore.

 

[^_^]

can you do me a favor and give me a little more detail about janet and Amelie: body type, face, and possible services. That is if you know of course.

thanks very much

 

[Nico]

Are there services on par with Vitalia? She is one of my favorite massesuses.

 

[M.Shadows fan]

Yup, pretty much all of the same major services, but with their own slightly different style of course. And of course, YMMV.

 

[m_iqbal_hussain]

It all was true. Unfortunately, however, that was then and this now. She's no longer there.

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