Emily--what A Mistake

[mayank]

*blows kisses at rusty*

 

[Bridget]

with lime jello

 

[rurrsm1656]

the session I had with her was somewhat similar her appearance totally threw me off the short curly hair, especially the face, her chubby look, flappy boobs and the sweat and unshowered body really grossed me out....besides all of this she had a great attitude and knew how to give a great session...

 

[Stacie M]

You are very mean. I agree that it's very gross if the MPA doesn't shower before a session but you don't need to use words to describe her, it's very hurtful. A LOT of MPAs read this board. I know almost all of the girls in the B chain read massageplanet.net. Would you say those things right to her face? No, because it's too mean. Be a nice person.

 

[Suburbia]

Agreed. We shouldn't have to censor our opinions about an mpa to 'spare her feelings', nor should we have to justify them to those who don't agree. That being said, I agree with Crazy Salmon that Wheats use of words were a little harsh- it's one thing to say that somebody was overweight, had saggy boobs or didn't smell fresh, but it's not necessary to try to be mean on purpose (not saying that it was wheats intention, just in general)

 

[HelpingHand]

Even though I agree with you, you sure do sound like a woman.

 

[joanne342]

I've had the PLEASURE of seeing Emily quite a number of times for single, and, double sessions. (when the pocketbook allowed)

She's always been sweet and fresh to the max.

I can't figure what happened?

I know that she regularly showers between sessions - especially our sessions!
- I remember a thread a while ago about girls not showering, and Ginger (the lovely manager spokesgirl) quite explicitly stated that all B-girls must shower between appointments.

Dunno what to say? However, if by chance, a girl has had an off day - guys, cut the ladies some slack.......I know many MPAs that cut us slack on a regular basis! (We've all heard the "eeww MPA's thread about customers" before)

Al Cohol

Since its a hot weekend - I think its time to mix up some Sex drinks and enjoy! Ladies, Bar opens in 10 minutes!

SEX
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
Fill with Pineapple Juice.
Shake
Garnish with Pineapple

SEX AT MY HOUSE
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
Fill with Pineapple Juice.
Shake
Garnish with Pineapple

SEX AT THE BEACH
Fill glass with ice
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps'
1/2 oz Apple Brandy
1/2 oz Orange Liqueur
1/2 oz Orange juice
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/2 oz Milk or Cream
Shake
Strain into chilled glass

SEX IN THE PARKING LOT
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
1/2 oz Apple Brandy
Fill with equal parts Orange and Cranberry Juice.
Shake

SEX ON THE POOL TABLE
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
Fill with equal parts Orange and Pineapple Juice.
Shake

SEX ON THE SIDEWALK
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
Fill with Cranberry Juice.
Shake
Garnish with packaged condom!@

SEX ON THE BEACH
Fill glass with ice
1.5 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
Fill with equal parts Cranberry and Orange or
Pineapple Juice.
Garnish with Orange or Pineapple.

SEX ON THE BEACH 2
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
Fill with Pineapple Juice or equal parts
Pineapple and Cranberry Juice
Shake
Garnish with Pineapple

SEX WITH THE BARTENDER (AKA Sex with Al Cohol)
Fill glass with ice
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Coconut Rum
1/2 oz Orange Liqueur
Dash secret ingredient
Fill with equal parts Pineapple Juice &
Lemon-Lime Pop.
Garnish the Bartender with Flowers, Jewelry, Cash, Sports Car.

 

[England Sadness]

Wheats also mentioned the fact that he felt mislead about Emily's description, as did I. When I first saw her (years ago when detailed descriptions were given) I was told that she was 115lbs and busty- when in reality she is about 160 and small chested. Descriptions on age and body type need to be accurate because it's not fair to be expecting one thing and getting something completely different. Many guys enjoy a more curvy figure, so there is no need to trick guys who are looking for someone slim to book an appt. Emily obviously has fans, as she has been positively reviewed in the past- so there is no need to harp on her appearance. The main issue is the hygeine, not her looks.

 

[A K]

I had an appointment with Emily on Thursday. It was a fabulous time! She was sweet, sexy and eager to please. And there were absolutely no unpleasant smells. You musta arrived after me dude! As for he appearance, she works for me! Different strokes....

 

[Shannen Shenanigans]

Maybe a year ago I had a session with her, I agree that she is on the heavy side. Bad hygene never stood out in my mind, but I have had other Bgirls smell of siliva.

The Bchain does have a bit of a reputation of being on the unhygenic side. Anyways just play safe, Guys who do DATY are daredevils in my mind, I have done DATY twice with an SP, twice was too many.

 

[TerraL]

i really did not mean to start a thread of mean comments. Emily seemed like a great girl just not my type and maybe her massage skills are great and you would be intrigued if you were into more heavier women and maybe i just caught her on a busy day but she could have told me before i went for the gold so i would not be threatened by the erms of another client. Either way, if Emily is reading this thread as many of you have mentioned that the mpas read this stuff, i am sorry and did not mean to be rude, i just sai what i felt and experienced.

 

[Pompal 09.]

First and foremost, this board is for CUSTOMERs, not MPA's. Its for us to share information, not to debate with MPA's the merits of their services. Currently, , I am tempted to write a review or two which ain't exactly in-line with the concensus, (ie negative or at least mediocre), but with the particular gals hovering over every comment, who needs the hassle? I might create another ID just for negative reports. After all, the girls have my cell # and can do all sorts of nasty things if they wish to get back.

Secondly, what's all this hurt feelings crap? Someone smells, you say it. If the truth hurts, don't read it, or change the truth.

 

[ii love youu :)]

No what he sounds like is a gentleman, backburnerbenny!

Rest of this is for the shit talkers of Emily;

I'm not here to stick up for Emily and say all these white knight things. I don't know if she reads this stuff at all. But for Christ Sakes she is a doll and one of the funnest people in the business, and dangerous when paired up with Cherry. How do you think she would feel if she read this shit. I know its a board for Hobbbyists and some say for us only. That is a load of shit, cause the MPA's offer valuable insight from the opposite view and this is evident by how many of us hang on threads started by them. Some we don't even know who they are.

A five page thread discussing this is ridiculous. And for those of you making the rude physical commentary shame on you...

 

[King Brace]

You are blind, read Wheats' post again, he didn't just comment about her hygiene, he also used very derogatory words to describe her looks and body. That was just too fucking mean. Comment on the hygiene and negative services, that's the purpose of this board. I wish I had a pair of tits so I don't have to burn my paltry income at these places just to touch some melons.

 

[sophparis]

I too have had numerous great sessions with Emily and never experienced a hygiene problem.

 

[Loving My Baby Monkey!]

You got it all wrong my friend! Hurting peoples feelings is absolutely wrong. I'm wondering if an MPA has ever said something about you that was offensive. No?, I guess you must be perfect than. Especially coming from someone who chooses to make that comment from the safety of anonymoty(sp?)

 

[TerribleTaylor]

I am a MPA and when I first started out in this business I was reviewed VERY negatively by Indian Lover... this stated a thread on me. Not about body odour but a stab at me(or so it felt). He was very mean and I felt really hurt. However this was a GREAT thing for me because after hearing about his review I realized that I'm in this business to please and provide a service for u men that chose to use our services. I was very upset but if it wasn't for this board I would have continued on that path and would have had a very short stay in this business. Indian Lover was extremely mean but he did have a bad session w/ me. Back then I think it was that way cuz I didn't know better. Since his review of me I have used it to shape up my skills extremely. So what I'm trying to say especially if Emily does read this, is not to let what others say destroy u but let it work for u. In closing I would like to thank INDIAN LOVER for his review of me early in the game... u guys who came a few months after my session w/ him, can thank him for the sessions u've now had w/ me and the ones u'll have with me from here on in .

 

[leviathan74666]

Nadine:

You should be commended for a great attitude. What would really be cool is if you and IL had another session!

 

[satty jr]

Nadine:

It takes alot of guts to enter the "lion's den" which is massageplanet.net, and I'd like to say thank you for your nice comments

I know I'm very direct and can be an a_hole when I want to be. LOL

That said, I don't want you to think I have any axe to grind... I can assure you I DON'T.... so please don't feel I'm sitting here on the sidelines with my sniper's rifle.

I view our bad session as water under the bridge, and HONESTLY and SINCERELY wish you well as an MPA.

You are a pretty girl and there's no reason why you couldn't be a top MPA in Toronto, especially if you've learned from earlier mistakes, as all of us must do.

I look forward to reading more positive reviews in the future.

IL

 

[Chihuahua Addict]

Thanks for taking the time to post... And also thank u for being so honest. Hopefully u've helped others like me