Excuses for Bolting

[Tori]

What do you guys tell the MPA when you've been shown to the room, seen the girl....and know it's time to leave....ASAFP!!!???

I have 2 cell phones and sometimes call one from the other then do the handsign to the girl that I have to take this call outside but I'll be right back.

Also, sometimes I'm too lazy to do that , so I play dumb, pull out the Diner's Club card and then seem really surprised that such a fine establishment doesn't take DC......

Of course I realise that they've heard all of these and 100's more excuses tons of times......oh well, it's just part of the game....

 

[Farhadalishah]

I just thank them and then leave. Why the need for excuses?

 

[A-choo!]

How often does this happen ? I mean, how often would you let someone else direct you into the room to wait for an MPA you don't know what to expect ?

I would imagine you usually let the MPA you chose to bring you in or you name someone you know upon arrival but let someone who is there to escort you into the room. That way, you really shouldn't have to resort to those tactics, but they are clever tho.

 

[Tanner R]

This refers to visits to unknown MPs.

Needless to say, this tactic would not be necessary at a place like IT or, perhaps, the places that Roadrunner refers to.

Sometimes I like to try a new place on spec. Sometimes it's a great new find, sometimes I need excuses. Just saying sorry and leaving seems like such an insult to the MPA and I'm not comfortable with it (even though making up an excuse is not honest and has, perhaps, the same effect...).

Paul, your offer of a free session (that is what you offered, isn't it???) with Alexis is extremely generous!! You're a great guy!!

 

[SweetNothings]

That's what I was honestly thinking when I saw Tarah.

 

[Just Asking]

make up excuses???

you got one ball...or no balls???

 

[Kailey R]

Just say that you saw the Bat Signal in the sky and that you have to go. Oh, and don't forget your bat utility belt hanging outside the shower.

 

[norski]

I just ask whoever is showing me around "ARE THESE THE ONLY GIRLS WORKING NOW? If answer is yes then I usually tell them the following;

This place needs an upgrade and I will be glad to help you out. I recruit MPAS', so if your MP needs help this is my number 416-XXX-XXXX.

They usually take me serious and out I go, in some occassions I've been called to help them with recruits.


"10" inches

 

[Pompal 09.]

just don't let it get that far...if she's your attendant and you don't like...just say no ...maybe another time....I use to make that walk to the room but now... don't waste your time and they appreciate when you don't waste theirs as well...hopefully...

 

[Tyson&Chino]

I agree with all who so far said... why?

I just say... "Sorry, I changed my mind, maybe another time" Then leave.

 

[Dreams]

"I am a plainclothes detective, but after seeing your natural beauty, there is no way I could bust this place as is my job. Do not beg, I must fly ere I put handcuffs on those delicate wrists of yourn."

 

[Aneel]

"I forgot to put some money in the parking meter. Will be right back."

 

[ERIN R]

Geez guys, you mean to tell me you actually go into the room without seeing the ladies? What I used to do was ask to see the ladies that were available before I even went into the room. If they were not able to do that, then I would just say "thank you" and leave. If I saw the ladies and didnt like what I saw, again I would just say "thanks but I will pass" and leave.

The only exception to that was if I knew the lady in question before going into the room.

Short of that, just tell them that Sheik called and offered his appointment with Cameron at HFH in exchange for yours.

 

[Moonlights]

I think thanking the MPA politely and leave is a good way to go.

Otherwise, tell the MPA that you just remembered it's the time of the month for you. ha ha ha.

 

[XRatedMisfit]

I have two responses:

1. No frickin way! I'm leaving. If you have a problem, PM Sheik on massageplanet.net.ca

2. Oh my god, I just crapped my pants....

 

[Princessofheart19]

I normally call ahead before I go to a spa. I find out who's working. If there's someone new that I'm curious about this is what I do:

Show up to the spa and let the ladies do the old 'hello dolly' routine.

Once the parade has ended, if I'm not impressed I ask if a certain lady (who I know for sure isn't there) is working. I apologize for the confusion and ask them to look up the lady's name on the schedule to when they're in next.

Another clever ploy:

Once the parade has ended, ask 'do you not have any XXX (Asian, Caribean, Slovak, European, etc... chose a race that isn't there) working here?'

 

[snwflkdue1209]

I just tell the attendent...I left my penis pump in the car and without it...I'm absolutely useless...

 

[Jakob Karytt]

I ask if they have any BBW, which they all immediately deny.

 

[White Devil]

Afterwards once you get into the parking lot then look at your hand. Then start shaking your head up and down, side to side and then yell out "CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA!!!!!!!!"

You can also follow that with a: "5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME, 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION!!!"

Tito "Not a Latino Sucka" Santana

 

[Spider_Titan]

Just say good bye... I'm going to check out the other places.

Why the excuses?