Guy Here : phone number 780 9409586

[JR16]

I can see why people give up on the place. It is pretty stupid that her hands were all over my boys and arse and even 'accidentally' brushed the LG several times but yet when it came to the moment of truth, she made the jerking motion and said "I no do here, you go to local girl" like...wtf? That being said, for $75 to get a pretty good massage (but way too much f-ing oil) with a bunch of teasing it still good VFM for me, plus the added bonus of being reimbursed could make me go back. Hopefully try Linda too.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I can see why people give up on the place. It is pretty stupid that her hands were all over my boys and arse and even 'accidentally' brushed the LG several times but yet when it came to the moment of truth, she made the jerking motion and said "I no do here, you go to local girl" like...wtf? That being said, for $75 to get a pretty good massage (but way too much f-ing oil) with a bunch of teasing it still good VFM for me, plus the added bonus of being reimbursed could make me go back. Hopefully try Linda too.

I can see why people give up on the place. It is pretty stupid that her hands were all over my boys and arse and even 'accidentally' brushed the LG several times but yet when it came to the moment of truth, she made the jerking motion and said "I no do here, you go to local girl" like...wtf? That being said, for $75 to get a pretty good massage (but way too much f-ing oil) with a bunch of teasing it still good VFM for me, plus the added bonus of being reimbursed could make me go back. Hopefully try Linda too.

Linda and Rose seem to be the only two that are consistent with the h.j.

 

[Rubmegood]

Can we try and uncomplicate things by NOT hijacking another thread? If you want to talk about Xiaoping put it under a Xiaoping thread, jus' sayin'...

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yes...I agree r.m.g. I thought of that...but if there was one thread that needed to be hijacked...it was this one. Yeah....yeah....I know....better to let it die!!!! Lol!!! But...sigh....I see this person is now resurrected yet another thread. If it is Kelly....things must be real real slow.

 

[Guy7809409586]

Ok...reading this supposedly outing of Guy Here really pissed me off. It just seems like another form of bullying. I agree with Rub Me Good. If you don't like bad reviews...make your best effort to give consistently good service. I went to Kelly's Massage Therapy over a year ago...and was not impressed. The sheet over me was fine. But it was mostly an elbow rubbed across my back on both sides multiple times. Very little effort. And as they say "You don't get a second chance to make a good first impression." I was the very old man with the little weiner schnitzel. My number is 555-123-4567. And I live on Candy Cane Lane. But only at Christmas. Otherwise, I'm homeless.

Welcome homeless to my place, I will waiting you every day, I hope we can face to face, not hiding here garbage

 

[Guy7809409586]

Would you please write the whole numbers? Why use ** ? Be brave and write the whole numbers, please.

I appreciate it.. I guess!

780 938 988*, 780 957 289*, you are enjoy.

 

[Guy7809409586]

Yes...I agree r.m.g. I thought of that...but if there was one thread that needed to be hijacked...it was this one. Yeah....yeah....I know....better to let it die!!!! Lol!!! But...sigh....I see this person is now resurrected yet another thread. If it is Kelly....things must be real real slow.

Garbage, do not hiding here, come and let's face to face

 

[soybomber]

Oh wow.... now this? Why so angry? Why can't we just make reviews?

 

[Guy Here]

Kelly has gone psycho. Thinking bad reviews will hurt her business, but then she goes and does this and destroys her reputation

 

[Bob the Knob]

We are not the only guys who seek a massage with a Happy Ending. Kelly will do just fine and she will likely be YMMV on who she provides any extras to. Sometimes we think we (members) control a ladies business. Not so. Multiply the number of guys on here by a 100 and you might be close. Some guys never even think about a review board.

 

[Guy Here]

Oh I know what you mean, but those guys will also get the average looking with average massage so I can't see them flocking to her. bad word of mouth is never good. For example there is a co-worker just getting into this HE massage stuff and I have been giving him the go-to and where not to go to, I will be sure to pass it along to him. I know that is just a small sample size but like I said word of mouth goes around. Kelly is a very quiet shy type of personality but it shows she has some screws lose when you see her do this.

 

[Bob the Knob]

You might save your friend, but the next thirty guys who see her won't know the difference and she can establish her own base of clientele. Like others we have reviewed on here, I bet she can get her own clients and never have to advertise. And on it goes....

 

[WasPOP]

IMHO, what happened was a very unprofessional and unwise chain of reactions from a provider who was pissed off from a few valid and fair reviews.

Now, I think it is time to move on and let the lady be.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Well...as this thread didn't die....I'd be lying if I wasn't tempted to go and give Kelly's massage another try. If it his her...she doesn't realize there has been as many good reviews as bad ones. Sometimes we can't just lay there...we have to communicate what's going on and what style or amount of pressure we like.
If I am silly enough to go...I will be the (I thought kinda tall) piece of garbage with stinky breath. (WHAT CAN I SAY-I PUT THAT GARLIC SHIT ON EVERYTHING) My brown skin is due to my ethnic mix of Indian, African and Asian. The little splash of Canadian is what makes me look 50. I'm actually twentiesh....give or take a decade.
And shit....he or she gave out my number. Time to go back to Shaw for a new cell phone number. Thank God I have my cute little yellow '65 Pinto to sleep in. It's the only reason I can afford a cell phone.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

...and now I will move on and the lady or male friend who feels the need to defend her...be. But...hey didn't I just get an invite?
AHHH....Better not....

 

[Guy7809409586]

Oh I know what you mean, but those guys will also get the average looking with average massage so I can't see them flocking to her. bad word of mouth is never good. For example there is a co-worker just getting into this HE massage stuff and I have been giving him the go-to and where not to go to, I will be sure to pass it along to him. I know that is just a small sample size but like I said word of mouth goes around. Kelly is a very quiet shy type of personality but it shows she has some screws lose when you see her do this.

just a group of garage hiding here write some reviews to destroy some business and then get money from other company, but you think wrong, my business still good, you can't hit me down, go other please, don't waste your time.

 

[Bob the Knob]

Thanks your advantage, I am very busy know

This is what I am trying to point out. You make a comment on this post and it isn't even about you, it was referring to Xiaoping.

Please Guy7809409586, stop the nonsense, please

 

[Albert Johnson]

How do we get Admin to add an ignore button?

 

[Albert Johnson]

Of course someone would just reply with the quote anyway.

 

[Albert Johnson]

Na, we need an ignore button.