Holy Crap! (plus Naive Newbie Questions)

[Campbell]

So I'm traveling to Toronto for business and have just learned all this "holy crap!" stuff -- like, legal MPs? legal prostitution? why the hell didn't anyone tell me about this long ago? (My ignorance about this has definitely screwed Toronto out of some tourist dollars for years now.) Anyway, now that I've got my wits about me again, I was hoping someone could answer a couple of questions I've got about the whole MP thing:

1. The reverse massage thing -- sounds awesome. After all, much better than looking at beautiful breasts is getting to feel them. But even better than feeling them are (a) getting to lick and suck them and (b) seeing my unit between them. Are either of those typically part of the reverse massage deal? What about as part of a hot tub/jacuzzi session? By "typically", I don't really mean, yeah, it happens once in a while if the MPA is in the right mood, the moon is in the seventh phase, and the manager's on a coffee break; I mean "typically" enough that I can generally expect it without having to beg and get special permission from the MPA or feel like a schmuck for even asking.

2. The body slide also sounds great, at least if it also includes the reverse massage privileges. But I'd be pretty bummed if I paid extra for the body slide, reached out to rub some breasts, and got told, "no, you don't get to do that; i just rub them on you -- if you want to rub them yourself, you have to do a reverse massage." If that's the case, I might well do the reverse and save a few dollars. More generally, is the body slide worth it?

3. On the reverse massage or body slide, are you typically allowed to touch the pink? (That's something that varies pretty widely elsewhere, in my experience.)

4. Let's say I buy an hour -- but then my unit is so psyched to be in freaking Toronto after all these years of ignorance that I spill a cup after 25 minutes. Do we get to keep going and shoot for a second cup? Or is that pretty much the end of the appointment, unless I just want to sit around chatting?

5. Is it true that the price you see is the price you pay, and you don't spend half the session negotiating tips and extras, like you sometimes do in other places?

Thanks in advance, everyone. Seriously, how could I never have known about all this?

 

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1.a)Not unless you have four legs and piss on the lawn.
b)If you're lucky it happens once in a while if the MPA is in the right mood, the moon is in the seventh phase, the manager's on a coffee break, on top of that you must beg and get special permission from the MPA AND feel like a schmuck while asking. Then maybe.

2. Generally, sometimes it is worth it. Sometimes it isn't.

3. If you are talking about a $50 bill, then yes. If it is part of someone's anatomy, only if it is with the $50 bill and a marionette and you are a mime.

4. Save the trip in going to Second Cup. They tend not to like shootings in their stores and there's usually a Starbucks much closer....also, I think they give the military discounts (depends on the unit you are in). If you know you are going to spill your cup after 25 mins, I suggest using a traveler's mug after the 20min mark. Would you want to talk with a spilly-talker?

5. What if you are blind? What price could you see? You don't spend half the session negotiating tips and extras...you spend money instead.

Vaguely yours,
LIM.

 

[DelightfulDevilishDreams]

I too am an out of towner and try and contribute to the the economy when I can. In fact I am leaving for Toronto today and will be in the area for 2 days. IF you are in the area....p.m. me and I would be happy to "guide" you over a beer (YOU buy the first).

NOTHING ILLEGAL happens in an MPA. Yes, you get to touch pretty much all of the goodies pretty much as much as you want. Don't be a GRABBY guy the moment some clothes come off.

You will leave with a happy ending.........and have a great time. I would not count on two happy endings unless you are a regular. I would NOT book for an hour...seems the price is out of whack. Just take the 40 or 45 minute option and you will be fine. You can always recharge and find another hottie latter in the day/evening.

Never did anything but the body slide...but a stellar veteran poster had a GREAT suggestion. When the attendant asks you what you want....just reply "what do you suggest?" She will suggest the body slide. Never had anything else myself. DON't tell them this is your first time doing this! YOU may think it is cute...but they will be wary..............

Just go in....shower....clean your mouth....stay naked.....wrap (loosly) yourself in a towel.....and get rid of it when you lay down on the table.
Don't be modest. You can even ask "what are your limits" if so inclinded.

Hope I have helped....and your heart will RACE when you visit for the first time. Oh, and it will race everytime after.

 

[Andy Tips]

Start at the top. Go see independent Jennifer. Be a gentleman. Let her guide the session. You will not want to leave town.