Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[bob_loblaw]

Your mpa is sick, sniffling, coughing, offers DFK, and you accept.

Then you go home and won’t kiss the dog in case she catches it.

Hey! Don't be calling your wife a dog!

Oh, and the flip side to Valentine’s I’m dealing with now…

You may be hobbying too much if you have an increasing collection of wonderful, heartwarming, “she must love you” gifts that are getting increasingly difficult to explain!

“I know! Another gift exchange at work! It is so annoying.” This explanation is wearing thin.

Hmm, maybe you shouldn't bring these gifts home

 

[JimiNY]

When you read a members post on MP about someone brainwashing the owner
of a spa lol.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Hey! Don't be calling your wife a dog!



Hmm, maybe you shouldn't bring these gifts home

Good one! Perhaps somebody else’s wife? Lol

Not bringing the gifts home? That’s good thinking there, but it’s my stuff, I want to have it. I just need better excuses.

 

[bob_loblaw]

Not bringing the gifts home? That’s good thinking there, but it’s my stuff, I want to have it. I just need better excuses.

Hey, you may want to keep their panties but I still think you shouldn't bring them home

 

[Sybarite]

You know you're hobbying too much when you started out just looking for a fun, carefree, sexy alternative to your wife, and ultimately end up spending way more time fighting and arguing with your favourite MPA then you ever did at home lol.

 

[Surgeon1936]

indeed

 

[Balsafire]

Hey, you may want to keep their panties but I still think you shouldn't bring them home

Yeah, I cannot imagine a good excuse for panties.

I can think of so many bad ones that just get you in bigger trouble.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Yeah, I cannot imagine a good excuse for panties.

I can think of so many bad ones that just get you in bigger trouble.

Agreed. Sure didn't work out well for me.
Signed Colonel Russell Williams

 

[OG_funguy]

I was recently having some good food with extended family and instead of saying “which store did you go to (to buy the food)”, I said “which spa did you go to”…oops, wtf

 

[DSL luver]

I was recently having some good food with extended family and instead of saying “which store did you go to (to buy the food)”, I said “which spa did you go to”…oops, wtf

How about during normal extended daily conversation, somebody mentions about a story having a happy ending, and you unconsciously smirk.

And one of those younger brats notices!

“Why do you think it’s funny to say HAPPY ENDING?”

Yikes! Think fast!

“Oh! I thought he was being ironic.”

Phew. Teens love the word ironic. Crisis averted.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

You know you’ve been hobbying too long when you ask for a sex act, and the girl says, oh that would be unsafe, to which you reply:
“Unsafe as in you won’t do it? Or unsafe as in it costs extra ?”

 

[Spawarrior99]

Or worse when they take a selfie with both of you

I would really like to know your experience on massage planet other than Shangrila. Any LL girls? any agency girls. Any spas south of Steeles Ave.
I really don't see shit from you that warrants any fucking consideration for Known Reviewer.
Known reviewer my ass.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I would really like to know your experience on massage planet other than Shangrila. Any LL girls? any agency girls. Any spas south of Steeles Ave.
I really don't see shit from you that warrants any fucking consideration for Known Reviewer.
Known reviewer my ass.

Personally I would much rather be a "Well Known Member". And dude, with respect, you are not 29. Maybe delete that field. BTW did you ever make it to Fantasy Spa?

 

[Spawarrior99]

Personally I would much rather be a "Well Known Member". And dude, with respect, you are not 29. Maybe delete that field. BTW did you ever make it to Fantasy Spa?

Not sure how I can delete that field. Please tell me how I can do that. You think I have back end to massage planet?

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Not sure how I can delete that field. Please tell me how I can do that. You think I have back end to massage planet?

Click on your name/logo on the top right of the website, then click on account details. On the right side of the page that appears there is a date of birth section. You can get admin to change the birthday but it is easier to un-check the year of birth option so that your "age" is not displayed.

Now please answer my question about if you have been to Fantasy Spa, since I know you were contemplating going there. Oh, and are you a smoker? Weird question I know, but I have my reasons (nothing insidious). We may have crossed paths last summer. DM me if you like.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Click on your name/logo on the top right of the website, then click on account details. On the right side of the page that appears there is a date of birth section. You can get admin to change the birthday but it is easier to un-check the year of birth option so that your "age" is not displayed.

Now please answer my question about if you have been to Fantasy Spa, since I know you were contemplating going there. Oh, and are you a smoker? Weird question I know, but I have my reasons (nothing insidious). We may have crossed paths last summer. DM me if you like.

You said "Maybe delete that field" Implying I have power to to do that. Lets get your conversation straight.
Before you go there with me.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

You said "Maybe delete that field" Implying I have power to to do that. Lets get your conversation straight.

How about a thank you instead of being unnecessarily adversarial?! If you have venom to spew do it with trolls. Man, I used to like you. We both liked the same girl.

 

[Spawarrior99]

How about a thank you instead of being unnecessarily adversarial?! If you have venom to spew do it with trolls. Man, I used to like you. We both liked the same girl.

I have a appetite for knowldege. When questions are not answered, maybe then I will will have an issue.
But for the lack of qualified reviews from you and others, I defer.
Post a review! You've been around long enough. Post a review of Sabrina. Lets see what ya got!
And while I'm at, XTC, post a review of Sabrina, if you have seen her, ever.......

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I have a appetite for knowldege. When questions are not answered, maybe then I will will have an issue.
But for the lack of qualified reviews from you and others, I defer.
Post a review! You've been around long enough. Post a review of Sabrina. Lets see what ya got!
And while I'm at, XTC, post a review of Sabrina, if you have seen her, ever.......

I have a ton of reviews on Massage Planet. Search my handle. What has changed is that I got close to a few MPAs, all of whom asked me to not be explicit. I lost a couple of my favorites because of my reviews last summer. Lesson learned. So no more blow by blow accounts (pun intended). I posted about Sabrina/Nadia, who I saw late at night a couple of months ago, and who was exhausted. She has a great body and does not charge much. Now, quit changing subject and actually respond to my questions. Or do not bother to reply. If you are going to mention/challenge @xtc27, have the decency to include the @ and the 27 so he knows.

 

[Spawarrior99]

I have a ton of reviews on Massage Planet. Search my handle. What has changed is that I got close to a few MPAs, all of whom asked me to not be explicit. I lost a couple of my favorites because of my reviews last summer. Lesson learned. So no more blow by blow accounts (pun intended). I posted about Sabrina/Nadia, who I saw late at night a couple of months ago, and who was exhausted. She has a great body and does not charge much. Now, quit changing subject and actually respond to my questions. Or do not bother to reply. If you are going to mention/challenge @xtc27, have the decency to include the @ and the 27 so he knows.

I don't mind going toe to toe with xtc.. That's fucking easy
wait. @xtc27