Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?
1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?
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