Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You lament how long it takes you to come, when once you took pride in how long you lasted in bed!

 

[Ambler]

Commented a few years back to Michelle how nice the towels smelled at E & M, she told me she uses Dettol; then the next week after the session she says wait, I have a surprise for you, leaves and returns with a gallon jug, of you guessed it, Dettol. One capful in a load does the trick. So, if you are ever invited over for a swim at a friend's house and the towels have that eucalyptus fragrance, you may be at the Ambler residence. Please be discreet...

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You convert expenses & windfalls into ‘spa visit’ equivalents; like a car bill of $xxx! Holy shit, I think, that’s 4 visits to the spa! Tax refund! That’s 20 spa sessions including tips!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You give each of your favourite girls her own ring tone, then you start getting a boner when someone ELSE’s phone rings with that tone.

 

[semi4life]

YKYHBHTM…

You see a girl crossing the road while waiting for a stop light and think - She could make a fortune at a spa!

 

[xtc27]

YKYHBHTM…

You see a girl crossing the road while waiting for a stop light and think - She could make a fortune at a spa!

I think this EVERY day!

 

[Spawarrior99]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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So I did give you a like for the spa thread but personally would like to know from your own words and not a bullet list of words that invite responses to get you more likes.
You personal view dude, "what are the signs you hobby too much?"
Your personal experience......

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You see a girl crossing the road while waiting for a stop light and think - She could make a fortune at a spa!

I am a bit worse than you; If I am walking, I watch her to see if she runs upstairs to a spa! Ive never seen one do that, but my imagination starts working, and I end up running up some stairs myself.

 

[semi4life]

I am a bit worse than you; If I am walking, I watch her to see if she runs upstairs to a spa! Ive never seen one do that, but my imagination starts working, and I end up running up some stairs myself.

Damn, if I saw a girl like that and she walks into a spa then I've found my new favorite

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You take a shower with complete privacy and don’t jerk off!

It used to be part of my showering ritual, but now I rarely do it, because I am either actually in a spa or just left one.

 

[Liaable]

I gotta stop checking this thread...i keep adding one on my check list whenever someone post here..lol

 

[Flatulent Fox]

YKYHBHTM…

You take a shower with complete privacy and don’t jerk off!

It used to be part of my showering ritual, but now I rarely do it, because I am either actually in a spa or just left one.

I barley jerk off at all anymore. I'm older now and I prefer to save my vitality for the ladies.

 

[OG_funguy]

I barley jerk off at all anymore. I'm older now and I prefer to save my vitality for the ladies.

Haha...me too

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

I barley jerk off at all anymore. I'm older now and I prefer to save my vitality for the ladies.

Jerking off is just for those times I’m short of cash, in theory, but in practice, I’m never THAT short of cash.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Jerking off is just for those times I’m short of cash, in theory, but in practice, I’m never THAT short of cash.

I am still a daily wanker. I only skip a day if I am seeing an SW the next day. Partly because it is habit and partly because it is hard for me to sleep without a release.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I jerk off way more when I'm on vacation than when I'm at home. On that note...

You still check spa/agency schedules while you're on vacation just to see what you're missing out on.
(That'll be me in 2 weeks)

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

When you watch porn, you pretend the girl works at a spa to make you more turned on!

Sometimes, if you are going to visit a ‘new’ girl, you will try to find a porn star matching her description to warm up.

Then you don’t jerk off so you can cum with the real thing instead.

 

[OG_funguy]

YKYHTM when...

You go out twice on Father's Day...and the second session was an unexpected 4 hands

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

Summer cottage rentals have to be within easy driving distance of a spa which provides at least happy endings.

 

[hangul99]

I checked my wallet in the morning, and the money was still there. So at least the dream was cheaper. Not hot towel though.

Lol

You can take the money you saved and eat at the Mandarin. Food is not the best but hot towels are free. .

You might even get to talk to a cute waitress and practice your game. Lol