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[Deleted member 89502]

Oh, you’re the one, as per my request, that wears the bunny costume.

Will not confirm or deny.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I will just throw in that getting your blood sugar into a healthy range can make a big difference in the ability to get and sustain erections. In fact erection difficulties are usually a symptom of cardiovascular issues. A healthy lifestyle can bring back size you once had, but nothing short of surgery will make your dick grow bigger than it ever was. Starting in July I made changes to my diet and started going for 90 minute walks every day. Recent blood tests showed significant improvements in a number of areas. Losing fat around my middle has also helped me to enjoy sex more - I do not get tired, I am more versatile, things generally work better. For the smaller guys, just shop around - there are plenty of tight women out there, a few MPAs have not been able to handle me and while bigger than average I am not porn star big. Just like men, every woman is different. And it can be surprising - I have been with tall/bigger women who had a problem with me, and smaller women who had no trouble at all. Outside of size/erection issues and physical attractiveness, simple compatibility is always a factor. I am sometimes surprised by the women I end up having a good time with.

Congratulations! Health is important. We only get one body.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Congratulations! Health is important. We only get one body.

Edit: When I'm referring to losing weight, I mean the weight in the lower belly, penises literally get swallowed up in that. Especially for men who only have an inch or so - might be a few inches hiding in the fat.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

How do I get rid of that image....thanks a lot.

If I have to see it, you have to see it.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Okay, do women ever come in for a massage?

I wish.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

I wish.

How do you feel about T girls?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

How do you feel about T girls?

Is that trans girls? Let's not go there.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I’m definitely a voyeur and my 2 images from you that I need, to erase that image of the baby wiener stuck in a mound of fat, would be you massaging a beautiful toned woman and the other of you edging some guy with north of 10”

Sounds fun!

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Do you have any questions for us?

 

[WhacksOnWhacksOff]

1.What's the smallest dick a client had?
2. Has any lonely guy ever paid you just to chit chat during the session, without and HJ or extra?
3. What are some stereotypes girls have about people of color? Are Indian guys viewed as unclean or cheap? Are black guys seen as rude or dangerous?
4. How hard is it to hide this side of your life with you friends/family ?

 

[UsefulIdiot]

whjat!!! i guess I am garbage man11q like my fave says,, "pizza face" even us pizza delivery guys go no respect!!!

Imbibing tonight? I want to but I have obligations.

 

[Young heart]

Hi xo , you seem very nice and probably a little bored....

I don't post often but you seem to respond to all of the posts....

No questions, just statements....

I'm glad to hear how safe you are and when this pandemic ends I would love for you to PM me so I can come for massage and a little fun with you!

I love your wit and patience!!

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Do you have any questions for us?

Funnily, we (girls) would always wonder things but I can't recall a single question. If they come to mind, I will ask.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

1.What's the smallest dick a client had?
2. Has any lonely guy ever paid you just to chit chat during the session, without and HJ or extra?
3. What are some stereotypes girls have about people of color? Are Indian guys viewed as unclean or cheap? Are black guys seen as rude or dangerous?
4. How hard is it to hide this side of your life with you friends/family ?

1. Just the head.
2. They didn't specify but yes, it has happened. I had one regular who would come weekly for an hour, half the time he wouldn't even come, we would just cuddle on the bed and talk about everything under the sun - very intellectually compatible. He always tipped really well as well. Very sweet man and one of the only ones I gave my number to to make arrangements for outside of work. We spent a few hours chatting on the phone and then I think he lost his nerve.
3. Asian/brown men have small penises - true 95% of the time.
Most girls won't stay with black guys. I've only stayed with a few but they were all fine and I would repeat all of them. No issues. One of them gave me one of the best orgasms I've had in ages and tipped me $200 to boot.
Yes, brown men do have a reputation for being cheap.
Turkish men, in my experience, have always been scary - both men that walked out on sessions with me because I wouldn't give in to their threats were Turkish. I'm not the only one.
Brown men are typically not hygienic.
4. I have a very dominant personality with other women. Not overbearing - stoic with occasional bursts of gregariousness. I'm very introverted so my friends/family are used to not a ton of interaction with me - quality not quantity. I am that friend where we may not see each other for months on end but when we do, we pick back up like no time has passed at all. I don't like small talk in general and don't reward it with friends/family (it bores me) so it doesn't happen.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Hi xo , you seem very nice and probably a little bored....

I don't post often but you seem to respond to all of the posts....

No questions, just statements....

I'm glad to hear how safe you are and when this pandemic ends I would love for you to PM me so I can come for massage and a little fun with you!

I love your wit and patience!!

Thank you.

I have no plans to reveal my identity at this time.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

At what age should men maybe rethink showing up to a parlour! For example, have you seen anyone in their nineties?

I don't ask men how old they are but I have definitely seen men old enough to be anyone's grandfather. I have heard stories of really old men popping V in the room (they tend to book for longer). I would wager a few of my clients were in their 70s.

Edit: As for what age you should rethink - as long as you can afford it and are enjoying yourself, why not?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Fair enough...if a gentleman walked into your place of work and looked like he was about 20 miles south of cadaversville, would you send him on his way with a smile?

I have definitely had clients that were on death's door, though I don't think they knew it. I can tell how healthy you are just by how you look, move and smell.

 

[Sybarite]

It's been very interesting to read all your thoughts. Thanks for being here.

Questions for you:

- What percentage of women in the business would you guess are aware of Massage Planet?

- How do you feel about being reviewed online?

- If you're OK with being reviewed, what is the difference between a review you would approve of and a review you would disapprove of?

- How do your co-workers feel about online reviews?

- Why are there so few women on this forum?

Even though there are so many clients online who are the source of all income for this business, it's incredibly rare any girls in the industry post in this forum ever, which is telling....

That makes you very special, so again thanks for braving the lion's den and sharing your outlook with us, it's appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

You’ve had an enormous amount of success here since you joined less than a day and a half ago, you’re articulate, witty, fun and treat people as equals. An anonymous, “Ask Me Anything” daily/weekly in periodical would be interesting and given the response, would be well read and interacted with.

Thank you.

I won't commit to any sort of regularity, but will continue to check in with this thread and keep it going as long as there is interest and I don't feel people are continuously pushing the limits re privacy.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

It's been very interesting to read all your thoughts. Thanks for being here.

Questions for you:

- What percentage of women in the business would you guess are aware of Massage Planet?

- How do you feel about being reviewed online?

- If you're OK with being reviewed, what is the difference between a review you would approve of and a review you would disapprove of?

- How do your co-workers feel about online reviews?

- Why are there so few women on this forum?

Even though there are so many clients online who are the source of all income for this business, it's incredibly rare any girls in the industry post in this forum ever, which is telling....

That makes you very special, so again thanks for braving the lion's den and sharing your outlook with us, it's appreciated.

You're welcome.

Less than 10%.

All the reviews I've seen about me have been favorable. That said, I never make decisions based off of reviews anymore - you're only getting one side of the story. I also don't leave reviews anymore for the same reason.

Honesty vs dishonesty. Not everyone is going to be satisfied with a session from me - that's just life, whether it's down to expectations, lack of chemistry or some other reason. As long as the review is fair and objective, that's all I could ever ask for.

The majority don't care.

Have you seen some of the behavior on this thread already? In a handful of pages, despite repeatedly being told not to, several attempts have been made to figure out who I am. We are tired of repeating "No" at work constantly. Even in this thread, never mind others, I have seen what I would deem sociopathic behavior. I'm very desensitized to antisocial behavior - mostly because I started reading a lot at a young age and practiced how to see through someone else's eyes young based off of different character viewpoints, so it doesn't bother me as long as I'm not burnt out, but it does get very annoying very quickly. Unless you're going to advertise, it's not worth it. I am bored so I'm here and as long as things stay civil, I'm happy to be here. This is interesting for me.

Edit: Re last paragraph - if you have ever seen the video of Jordan Peterson talking about the exercise where he thinks about what he would have to do to commit an atrocity against another person and he was surprised that it wasn't as big a gap as he expected - I think once you are proficient at that exercise, you truly understand human nature and life is much easier for you.

Obviously have to take into consideration that people are more good than bad (it's just unfortunate circumstance that the people in power are the ones we don't want - but I have heard separate theories about why this is).

I've recently noticed on YouTube that there have been about 30 documentaries about the Holocaust and associated medical experiments released in the last year - I consider it foreshadowing. "Fair" is a core point in my MO so I of course weep about what has been and what will come to pass, but then I also make myself embody the other side and think about how we all got here. Forum nonsense becomes very trivial in comparison. Maybe that's too off track for this forum but I felt compelled to share it, so maybe someone needed to hear it.

A quote I heard today to share before I go to bed:
"If you hold your hand out in trust then you're inviting the best part of that person to step forward and that won't happen unless you take that initial step and that's courage, not naivety. And so to trust someone once your eyes are open, that's an act of courage, and that opens up the world." - JP