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[nervousguy]

I've always assumed that, on average, the guys who visit MPs are less desirable than other guys. Would you say this is true?

By less desirable, I mean they might be less attractive, out of shape, weird or socially awkward. And obviously I'm not saying each and every client is like this, just on average.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I've always assumed that, on average, the guys who visit MPs are less desirable than other guys. Would you say this is true?

By less desirable, I mean they might be less attractive, out of shape, weird or socially awkward. And obviously I'm not saying each and every client is like this, just on average.

Yes.

 

[slipslidealways]

I use RSO every once in a while for pain management. I wouldn't say I 'like' it - it's just been most effective.

I would like to try mushrooms, LSD (especially microdosing) and MDMA but sourcing is a concern. I find it interesting that you say your experiences were insightful but not enjoyable.

AS a person who has been micro dosing on and off for some time (Psilocybin) you need to insure you are getting your product from a reliable source. You also should insure your are in a good state of mind and content with life or you probably won't enjoy it. It can be VERY enlightening and grounding. I would love to try LSD but have not yet.

Again I must say I have enjoyed your interaction here very much.

Partaking in the "hobby" of visiting MPA's has helped me a great deal in my interaction with women, in the sense that I have learned much about the female body and my own in a situation where experimentation starts with an honest conversation. There have been comments here about "relationships" etc... As we all know most males get deep seated urges that they like to have released. I have found visiting an MPA has provided an environment where this can happen without having to deal with all the "investment" needed for a relationship to get to a point where you start to get intimate. That said with the right person at the right time this "investment" is easy, very fruitful and has lead to a few very long term great relationships. I guess what I am getting at is I personally feel that MPA's provide a great service where both sides benefit when interaction is kept at a personal agreeable place.

thanks for the answers, hope this keeps going.

Do you like coconut oil? I love it as it washes off very easily compared to some other oils and I find it very invigorating to rub all over a willing beautiful lady. Yes you have to be careful to keep out of the persons hair...

 

[Deleted member 89502]

AS a person who has been micro dosing on and off for some time (Psilocybin) you need to insure you are getting your product from a reliable source. You also should insure your are in a good state of mind and content with life or you probably won't enjoy it. It can be VERY enlightening and grounding. I would love to try LSD but have not yet.

Again I must say I have enjoyed your interaction here very much.

Partaking in the "hobby" of visiting MPA's has helped me a great deal in my interaction with women, in the sense that I have learned much about the female body and my own in a situation where experimentation starts with an honest conversation. There have been comments here about "relationships" etc... As we all know most males get deep seated urges that they like to have released. I have found visiting an MPA has provided an environment where this can happen without having to deal with all the "investment" needed for a relationship to get to a point where you start to get intimate. That said with the right person at the right time this "investment" is easy, very fruitful and has lead to a few very long term great relationships. I guess what I am getting at is I personally feel that MPA's provide a great service where both sides benefit when interaction is kept at a personal agreeable place.

thanks for the answers, hope this keeps going.

Do you like coconut oil? I love it as it washes off very easily compared to some other oils and I find it very invigorating to rub all over a willing beautiful lady. Yes you have to be careful to keep out of the persons hair...

If you're asking about coconut oil in a spa context - it's the only oil I've ever used. It does have comedogenic properties so while it's better than mineral or baby oil, I would prefer almond or grapeseed oil, but I understand they are not as cost effective for the spa.

 

[Happyman]

That's her daddy, not her dad.

Some MPAs' boyfriend or husband knows what they are doing. Some even helps at the front desk of a spa. I called some MPA who has her husband at her side at home, felt nothing when we talked about appointments and things we did at her spa. What comment would you give to those boyfriends/husbands?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Some MPAs' boyfriend or husband knows what they are doing. Some even helps at the front desk of a spa. I called some MPA who has her husband at her side at home, felt nothing when we talked about appointments and things we did at her spa. What comment would you give to those boyfriends/husbands?

I'm assuming you are asking me. While I understand the one side of the argument that a man should respect that is her body to do with as she pleases... ultimately, my thought is - what kind of man are you to allow her to go into situations that could be dangerous to earn money?

 

[Deleted member 66315]

Some MPAs' boyfriend or husband knows what they are doing. Some even helps at the front desk of a spa. I called some MPA who has her husband at her side at home, felt nothing when we talked about appointments and things we did at her spa. What comment would you give to those boyfriends/husbands?

THEY'RE CUCKS

 

[Happyman]

I'm assuming you are asking me. While I understand the one side of the argument that a man should respect that is her body to do with as she pleases... ultimately, my thought is - what kind of man are you to allow her to go into situations that could be dangerous to earn money?

Yes, I was directing the question to you. It's a question that brings up the ugly side of our society. Some MPAs here openly admitted that they have a relationship and I assume, her guy knows what she is doing. Money is powerful!

 

[greensleaves]

My own experiences have been interesting, therapeutic and surprising but all have originated from my subconscious. Have you ever had the profound experiences that people like Terrence McKenna and Joe Rogan talk about?

I have seen the beautiful mandalas Mckenna describes, they are amazing and I have no idea where they come from

Hindu goddesses visited me. Crazy stuff

Never seen the reptile entities that Rogan talks about

Few go as deep as Mckenna

It takes courage but he came out of it OK

If you go too deep psychoses may happen

Psychedelics need to be revered

I call it a ceremony

 

[Deyannis]

1. Have you ever pleasured a client with a dick so large that you had to stroke with both hands at once?
2. have you ever recognized a celebrity? (You don't have to name him....but which line of work? And would you classify him as A-list? B-list? Or just somewhat known? (By way of anecdote, an attendant once pleaded and pleaded for me to tell her who I was...she was convinced I'd been in some movies as in supporting roles. It was odd given my actual background.)

 

[Massxprt]

Ok, can't resist. I know a spa that has a picture of Rob Ford with the owner on the wall. Claimed he was a regular. Jack Leyton was caught by police in an Asian spa under the old "found in" law. They let him go with a warning.

 

[greensleaves]

Why are there not massage parlours for women?

The argument that they can get it for free is nonsense

They have to dress up then go looking and hope they meet a nice guy or go to a MP and pick the guy they want who is actually competent in pleasing women while they safely define the limits

$ and social attitudes are a factor but there should be some MPs for women and for lesbians

You state women never come although some MPAs are listed as women friendly

I would think some curious females would come. Any ideas why not??

 

[TP C]

1. How would you react if a client brought a vibrator to a session?
2. Have you had a real orgasm during a session?
3. Would you go down on another women during a session?

 

[Massxprt]

Why are there not massage parlours for women?

The argument that they can get it for free is nonsense

They have to dress up then go looking and hope they meet a nice guy or go to a MP and pick the guy they want who is actually competent in pleasing women while they safely define the limits

$ and social attitudes are a factor but there should be some MPs for women and for lesbians

You state women never come although some MPAs are listed as women friendly

I would think some curious females would come. Any ideas why not??

Lots of Massage parlors cater to women. Allure used to boast 30% of their clients were women. Note to board. Is Allure still around?

I remember going to White Rose and seeing a really good looking girl getting undressed for a session. One of the hottest sites I've ever seen for the two seconds before Wendy closed the door to that room leading me to another. She giggled and said "yes, women come here too". One of !y West End Home base spa owners tells me she has woman reguulars. Just ask at your favorite place. I bet most have some women coming in.

 

[Sybarite]

Lots of Massage parlors cater to women. Allure used to boast 30% of their clients were women. Note to board. Is Allure still around?

I remember going to White Rose and seeing a really good looking girl getting undressed for a session. One of the hottest sites I've ever seen for the two seconds before Wendy closed the door to that room leading me to another. She giggled and said "yes, women come here too". One of !y West End Home base spa owners tells me she has woman reguulars. Just ask at your favorite place. I bet most have some women coming in.

Really? Three out of every ten Allure clients were women?! I find that incredibly hard to believe. Maybe Allure was trying to market itself as a place you could meet a girlfriend who was a fellow spa hobbiest! Good to meet a significant other with similar interests...

I have never seen a woman client at Allure ever, or any other spa either. Not to say it's never happened, but the very rare time it would happen it would be much more likely to be a couple... but a woman going alone for a massage at any body rub? That would be incredibly rare. No way it would be 30% of all clients anywhere in my opinion.

Allure is still around... just closed right now like all the other spas.

I'm not sure what the guy originally asking the question meant, but perhaps he meant why are there a kazillion spas where men go for sexual massages from women, but pretty much zero spas where women go to get sexual massages from men?

 

[LazyBoy]

I do paid dates. I have not been at this long enough to see someone long enough to develop feelings for them, though I do care deeply about some of my regulars.

No. I did have an issue with one girl who wouldn't take a hint about me setting boundaries. I took a few big verbal digs at her when opportunities presented and I had had it to shut her up. Nothing physical, she was just being petty and immature.

Is paid dates the same thing as doing a long engagement outcall? Does it involve sex at the end? Apologies for my ignorance on this one and I mean no offense. I dabbled very very briefly on Seeking Arrangements and I have a hobby friend who only does long dates. He once took a for a 3 day vacation trip.

 

[LazyBoy]

Really? Three out of every ten Allure clients were women?! I find that incredibly hard to believe. Maybe Allure was trying to market itself as a place you could meet a girlfriend who was a fellow spa hobbiest! Good to meet a significant other with similar interests...

I have never seen a woman client at Allure ever, or any other spa either. Not to say it's never happened, but the very rare time it would happen it would be much more likely to be a couple... but a woman going alone for a massage at any body rub? That would be incredibly rare. No way it would be 30% of all clients anywhere in my opinion.

Allure is still around... just closed right now like all the other spas.

I'm not sure what the guy originally asking the question meant, but perhaps he meant why are there a kazillion spas where men go for sexual massages from women, but pretty much zero spas where women go to get sexual massages from men?

I used to frequent Allure when I worked in Mississauga. My fave there was Madison. Man, she was great. Low mileage compared to sessions at Perla but the the excitement level she brought to the room was amazing. Proof that personality can go a long way in a session and make it more memorable than FS sessions. I don't know what happened but I wasn't able to book her after a while, I think our schedules just didn't mesh anymore and then when I tried other MPAs there, I was bored out of my gourd. Once, I went, looked at the line up but didn't see anything that caught my eye. As I was leaving, I overheard the last MPA cussing and bitching about me making her do the line up and then leave. I buzzed back in immediately to confront the manager, who wide-eyed denied it. I never went back after that.

 

[Massxprt]

Really? Three out of every ten Allure clients were women?! I find that incredibly hard to believe. Maybe Allure was trying to market itself as a place you could meet a girlfriend who was a fellow spa hobbiest! Good to meet a significant other with similar interests...

I have never seen a woman client at Allure ever, or any other spa either. Not to say it's never happened, but the very rare time it would happen it would be much more likely to be a couple... but a woman going alone for a massage at any body rub? That would be incredibly rare. No way it would be 30% of all clients anywhere in my opinion.

Allure is still around... just closed right now like all the other spas.

I'm not sure what the guy originally asking the question meant, but perhaps he meant why are there a kazillion spas where men go for sexual massages from women, but pretty much zero spas where women go to get sexual massages from men?

One of the owners of Allure told me that. I've physically seen women at 3 other spas. Ask some of them and report back. I think if you go on Airport Golden website some of the girls indicate couples and women.

 

[Lv Wmn]

Thank you!

All of these Jack Reacher books are fun reads - REALLY good for long plane rides (back in the day when we left our houses). You can leave it behind and pick it up weeks later and pick up the story quickly.

I like the movies the funny part (to me) is having Tom Cruise playing Reacher. The character in the book is basically a giant, around 6' 4 or 5" tall and built like 250 pounds plus of just natural muscle. Seeing Tom play the character is kind of funny especially in the fight scenes when he is getting a beating but comes back and wins. Nobody that small could take the beatings he gets. Tom does carry the character pretty well though

 

[Happyman]

Do you serve couples/girls and what's your experience in having a game with a couple/girl? A semi legit MPA told me that she had regular female clients who were models. Those models needed to have their breast massage regularly with a special oil to make them in good shape. The MPA also told me when she worked in a spa in downtown, some girls brought a vibrator with them. She told me that if a girl wanted things more than a massage, the girl would usually tip more generous than guys.