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[Boston Man Chowder]

Expecting someone else??? LOL! You gullible, pea-brained simps!

 

[Deleted member 79939]

What

No, give your own head a shake.
If someone wants to ask her questions, then let him.

What are you? Some kind of an asshole, or something? Let me give you some free advice; nobody likes assholes.
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When was the last time u did not ask her for a hanky ???

 

[Deleted member 79939]

What the duck duck duck duck duck fffuck
Is happening in this blog ???
Too many crazies here

 

[Deleted member 79939]

1. I don't know! I used to really like Acqua Di Gio by Georgio Armani but then everyone was wearing it. I really like Black Orchid by Tom Ford - it's unisex. I have it and will often use it as my base layer scent if I woke up feeling like the devil. I have met many men from the middle east whose colognes I have always really liked - they were often custom made and contained oudh oils. I have purchased oudh a few times and realllllly like them.
2. Eleanor, forever and always. ❤
3. I have done a handful of duos - I would like to do more. I wouldn't call myself competitive but I definitely do more with another girl in the room - something about a bigger audience. Plus women's bodies are just so enjoyable. I'm not bi but it's definitely something I explore within the context of work. I prefer to be submissive with men so I am naturally dominant with women. I know a few girls who really dislike duos.
4. I like 45 minutes. I always feel slightly rushed in 30 and 60 can easily be too long for the first time. If the rapport is good, 60-90 minutes is nice if it's doable for the client. Enough time for talking, massage, one go round, two go rounds, shower(s), cuddling, etc.
5. Varies depending on each girl and how tight she is. I'm not Asian but still quite tight, though I do like to feel a bit stretched out, and I do enjoy toeing the line between pain and pleasure in certain positions, depending on my mood. Sooo, I'd say 6-8 inches in length. Girth - 2-3. As always, it's what you do with it. Personally, I enjoy foreplay, especially slow, gentle touches, but penetration (whether with a finger or a penis) is what always ruins my life.
6. I wouldn't classify any shift as better or worse, in my experience.

Great questions!

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What the duck duck duck duck duck fffuck
Is happening in this blog ???
Too many crazies here

 

[snoopdoggie]

Oooh... how original! Someone called me an asshole. You're so edgy. Guess that makes both of us a-holes because everyone on this forum hates your guts. I'll take Asshole of the Day over Asshole of the Century which you are. In fact, you can take the Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award. You got your 15,000 inane posts to prove it.

I know you love this thread because it's the closest thing you will get to pussy. You need this thread because it's the one thing keeping your creepy incel ass from driving a van into a street or shooting up a school. You are a slimy little bastard and any parent would be wise to keep their kids away from your perverted ass. Lord knows you jerk off to all the reviews here when you're not fantasizing about Justin Trudeau at 3am.

Hey loser. Anymore MacGyver jokes? What about The Six Million Dollar Man? Or the Elvis Presley references? Old, impotent and involuntarily celibate. Very creepy indeed.

Well, I can call you plenty of other names, but I'm not wasting my time with a loser. Asshole is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Nailed it!

Thank-you sir. It's time to put these losers on ignore.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Oooh... how original! Someone called me an asshole. You're so edgy. Guess that makes both of us a-holes because everyone on this forum hates your guts. I'll take Asshole of the Day over Asshole of the Century which you are. In fact, you can take the Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award. You got your 15,000 inane posts to prove it.

I know you love this thread because it's the closest thing you will get to pussy. You need this thread because it's the one thing keeping your creepy incel ass from driving a van into a street or shooting up a school. You are a slimy little bastard and any parent would be wise to keep their kids away from your perverted ass. Lord knows you jerk off to all the reviews here when you're not fantasizing about Justin Trudeau at 3am.

Hey loser. Anymore MacGyver jokes? What about The Six Million Dollar Man? Or the Elvis Presley references? Old, impotent and involuntarily celibate. Very creepy indeed.

Not even close. I wouldn't paint ourselves with the same brush stroke. You're not in the same league as me.

You're silly assumptions about me are quite laughable and prove that you're a very jealous and immature person.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Expecting someone else??? LOL! You gullible, pea-brained simps!

Is that your friend you've been butt-fucking when your mother isn't looking?

 

[Kw1389]

0.
Yes.

Interesting. Brings to mind another question.
so,,, you never fake an orgasm. That’s nice.
How often do reach orgasm with your clients?

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

How much you charge for one hour ?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Oooh... how original! Someone called me an asshole. You're so edgy. Guess that makes both of us a-holes because everyone on this forum hates your guts. I'll take Asshole of the Day over Asshole of the Century which you are. In fact, you can take the Asshole Lifetime Achievement Award. You got your 15,000 inane posts to prove it.

I know you love this thread because it's the closest thing you will get to pussy. You need this thread because it's the one thing keeping your creepy incel ass from driving a van into a street or shooting up a school. You are a slimy little bastard and any parent would be wise to keep their kids away from your perverted ass. Lord knows you jerk off to all the reviews here when you're not fantasizing about Justin Trudeau at 3am.

Hey loser. Anymore MacGyver jokes? What about The Six Million Dollar Man? Or the Elvis Presley references? Old, impotent and involuntarily celibate. Very creepy indeed.

You only wish you had a Six Million Dollar Cock like me.

 

[xtc27]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1419443868844662788

… my guess…

I think I nailed it… xoxo didnt comment one way or the other, but read her twitter feed… sounds like same girl….


I was reading Mei’s feed … & she linked 2 Sadie… started reading it, 1st thing I notice… style of writing, likes getting msg f/ clients, very Cdn vocab… similar use of emojis… likes girls but not bi… & she uses xoxo in her feed ….

…mebbe Im wrong & she just skipped me bcuz of pic… didnt notice “my guess”…

But if xoxo ≠ Sadie…. she shoulda mocked me, right? Wheres my ‘neener neener’ ?

I think its her!

… BTW nvr met Sadie… looks cute, like one of my x-gf, but not Asian, so NMCOT….

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

You only wish you had a Six Million Dollar Cock like me.

6 million dollar cock? No thanks. If it means also having your 10 cent brain, I'll pass. At least I've used my cock. Your celibate ass hasn't seen a pussy since you shot out your momma's birth canal.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Is that your friend you've been butt-fucking when your mother isn't looking?

Womp womp womp... another Snoopy joke falls flat.

 

[snoopdoggie]

6 million dollar cock? No thanks. If it means also having your 10 cent brain, I'll pass. At least I've used my cock. Your celibate ass hasn't seen a pussy since you shot out your momma's birth canal.

That's a pathetic comeback. Your insults still won't win any arguments against me. Instead of flexing your finger muscles on your keyboard, you can prove to be a tough guy in real life by meeting up with me. I hate fakes like you. My invitation still stands. Put up, or shut up.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Womp womp womp... another Snoopy joke falls flat.

Not really.

You set yourself up for that one, and it backfired on you.

I had nothing to do with it.

Sorry for your loss, Loser.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

That's a pathetic comeback. Your insults still won't win any arguments against me. Instead of flexing your finger muscles on your keyboard, you can prove to be a tough guy in real life by meeting up with me. I hate fakes like you. My invitation still stands. Put up, or shut up.

Let me see. We're on a massage board. I'm having fun at your expense and the other boys here seem to be laughing at you as well. Nothing serious really. You on ther other hand, this is your life. You're getting roasted here everyday and letting it get to you. I guess the truth really hurts so bad that you want to meet me in person and kick my ass. You're challenging me on a massage board. You can't be serious. Now tell me who truly is pathetic. The troll from Boston or the incel from Durham?

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Not really.

You set yourself up for that one, and it backfired on you.

I had nothing to do with it.

Sorry for lose, Loser.

Uh... what was that last line? Don't ever call out anyone's grammar here again. And please don't attempt any more comedy. You suck donkey balls at it Mr. 6 Million Dollar Cuck. Don't quit that day job. It's time you finished that manifesto of yours Mr. Rodger. Don't forget to put on it me, Sybarite, jimmyd, Big.Sleeze, Durham Duffer, Roman, gay people, Trump supporters... did I forget anything? Oh yeah, the women you never had or will have.

 

[DurhamDuffer]

Uh... what was that last line? Don't ever call out anyone's grammar here again. And please don't attempt any more comedy. You suck donkey balls at it Mr. 6 Million Dollar Cuck. Don't quit that day job. It's time you finished that manifesto of yours Mr. Rodger. Don't forget to put on it me, Sybarite, jimmyd, Big.Sleeze, Durham Duffer, Roman, gay people, Trump supporters... did I forget anything? Oh yeah, the women you never had or will have.

I see my handle mentioned in posts again involving this snoopy guy. I don’t know why you guys bother with him. He likes to create flame wars. He is delusional. I stopped responding to him years ago as it’s just wasted time.
if everyone did this he would only have himself to argue with.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

I see my handle mentioned in posts again involving this snoopy guy. I don’t know why you guys bother with him. He likes to create flame wars. He is delusional. I stopped responding to him years ago as it’s just wasted time.
if everyone did this he would only have himself to argue with.

Sorry man. Guilty as charged. It's fun. You put him on ignore but you read someone replying to his blocked idiocy and you yourself get curious so you end up reading the bullcrap and biting the bullet as well. I know you can't fix stupid and engaging him is like beating a dead horse but it's too damn fun. My apologies.