Ok jokes apart.
Let's get straight to the point..Many mongers who are my friends feel guilty after meeting Indies.They be like Shit nahi janeika tha lekin jana pada...Baapre Kitna kharcha hogaya.
Charges-5k
Room ka approax- 1k
Travelling-500rs
Condom - 200
Indies k nakhre alag,Baby beer pilao, lollipop khilao,Dairymilk khilao, sab milake 8k...
Oh fuck.....All together damages 8k.
kaha fass gaya hu,kya chalraha hai life mei BC etc etc.
Many of you are confused. I Have a therapy to have clear mind and thought process for all the confused atma's here.Trust me it works.
Do it step by step
1 Sit straight close your eyes..Take deep breathe ...inhale exhale, Inhale exhale, Inhale and exhale ...3 times.
2 Now Stand up ....don't open your eyes...aankh khola toh cheating hai bhai..If you open your eyes then this therapy is waste and of no use fir gaali matt deina chutiya banaya. So stand up straight without taking any support. Inhale and Exhale one more time.
3 Touch your head- ask yourself are you ok? Yes you are ok (andar se awaz ana chahiye)
4 Touch your cheeks-ask yourself are you ok?
Yes you are ok
5 Touch your chest - ask yourself are you ok.
Yes you are ok
6 Slowly touch your tummy- ask yourself are you ok or hungry?
Yes,no Maybe jo b hai continue.
7 Touch your Dick- Hold it for 5 min
Now ask yourself ...Am I ok? This is the turning point my dear friends.
Now slowly open your eyes...keep holding your Dick....you will get all your answers.
Hmmmmm......All your questions will be answered.Samajre ho na mei kya bolri hu.
Govt is planning to come up with new bank only for mongers in India. RBM Reserve bank of Mongers. The one who puts maximum number of FRs will get back high intrest.
Fattfatt lag jao kaam pe. I am not trying to be over smart. TRUST me neither I am making fun