Just went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her?
[Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering.
[Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal?
[Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhenchod. Mere 30 saal se kamaaye huve saare contact main tereko PM kar deta hoon. You have earned it. Now go to a doctor and don't talk about this incident. Tell him you fell on a frying pan or something like that.
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.