sandy21092010
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Number you lost and you forgot her name but remember everything about location of her home...
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Nick05
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Can u share her details???
Shraavan
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Just went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
Bhenchod. Mere 30 saal se kamaaye huve saare contact main tereko PM kar deta hoon. You have earned it. Now go to a doctor and don't talk about this incident. Tell him you fell on a frying pan or something like that.
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
Bhenchod. Mere 30 saal se kamaaye huve saare contact main tereko PM kar deta hoon. You have earned it. Now go to a doctor and don't talk about this incident. Tell him you fell on a frying pan or something like that.No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
Mumbaiboss88
Active Member
FR on Khushi 3042. My first FR here so bear with my writing kills and attention to details.
Chatted her up for a few days before we eventually met. She was very sweet to talk to, runs private coaching classes in Chembur. Initially was asking for 7K for 2, negotiated down to 5K for 2. I was well aware that she was bulky in size, but thats my type! So worked well for me. She even shared her pics, to which I complimented well. Surprised that she mentioned that she is heavy, to which I mentioned - Well that’s why I’m talking to you!
Coming to the sesh - met her in the afternoon, booked an OYO around Chembur and started. Wasn’t shy holding hands all along since we met, proceeded to the room. Looked really cute and charming, was a BBW just like I wanted. Fair skin, decent boobs from the outside, she smelled nice too. Looked a typical Gujju chubby chick from a good family.
Entered the room, pushed her by the wall and then went close, she initiated a DFK! Well, that did make me feel it was going to be good. Sloppy DFK for around 3-4 minutes and we proceeded to the shower. Had a quick shower, she washed me well with an uncovered BJ under the shower. We kissed, dried ourselves up and proceeded to the bed. DFK again on the bed and I slowly proceeded to wetting her already wet pussy. Pussy was clean and non-smelly, some hair on it which was fine. Sucked her well, was fucking turned on to look up and see her sucking her own boobs! Fuck that was crazy.
Went on in missionary for about 15-20 mins with kissing and fucking, then rolled her over to doggy. She mentioned she finds doggy a bit uncomfortable but I told her I’ll make it easier. Did it for around 5 mins, nice round ass, not as big and chubby as her body but it indeed was spankworthy. Asked her to come on top of me and she smiled asking me if I was sure since she was heavy and mentioned not a lot of people wante her on top of them. I was like fuck them, its me and I’m different. She gave me such a good ride, showed that she wanted that position so bad too. Went on for around 20 mins. Back to missionary again and then came in 10 mins. She was hesitant for a cum on face so I came in the rubber itself.
Bit of cleaning up and DFK again, spoke about life and relationships and general couply stuff, started kissing again post which side fucked her while spooning. Second session didn’t last long as her moans got wilder (not sure if they were real or they were fake as she wanted me to cum early) but they were hot and I came in 15 minutes. Chilled for a bit, had something to eat, kissed and talked for about 15 mins. Had a shower, 5 mins DFK, then we got out, got dressed and left. Kissed me on her way out, dropped her at a place in Chembur, a peck on the lips again and she left.
Body: 8/10
Face: 9/10
Boobs: 8/10
Pussy: 9/10
Attitude: 10/10
Kissing: 10/10
VFM: 9/10
Damage:
Her: 5K
Room: 1.5K
Food: 300
Condoms: 100
Travel: 200
WIR: not sure if non-BBW lovers would like her, but BBW lovers - she’s yours to take!
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Chatted her up for a few days before we eventually met. She was very sweet to talk to, runs private coaching classes in Chembur. Initially was asking for 7K for 2, negotiated down to 5K for 2. I was well aware that she was bulky in size, but thats my type! So worked well for me. She even shared her pics, to which I complimented well. Surprised that she mentioned that she is heavy, to which I mentioned - Well that’s why I’m talking to you!
Coming to the sesh - met her in the afternoon, booked an OYO around Chembur and started. Wasn’t shy holding hands all along since we met, proceeded to the room. Looked really cute and charming, was a BBW just like I wanted. Fair skin, decent boobs from the outside, she smelled nice too. Looked a typical Gujju chubby chick from a good family.
Entered the room, pushed her by the wall and then went close, she initiated a DFK! Well, that did make me feel it was going to be good. Sloppy DFK for around 3-4 minutes and we proceeded to the shower. Had a quick shower, she washed me well with an uncovered BJ under the shower. We kissed, dried ourselves up and proceeded to the bed. DFK again on the bed and I slowly proceeded to wetting her already wet pussy. Pussy was clean and non-smelly, some hair on it which was fine. Sucked her well, was fucking turned on to look up and see her sucking her own boobs! Fuck that was crazy.
Went on in missionary for about 15-20 mins with kissing and fucking, then rolled her over to doggy. She mentioned she finds doggy a bit uncomfortable but I told her I’ll make it easier. Did it for around 5 mins, nice round ass, not as big and chubby as her body but it indeed was spankworthy. Asked her to come on top of me and she smiled asking me if I was sure since she was heavy and mentioned not a lot of people wante her on top of them. I was like fuck them, its me and I’m different. She gave me such a good ride, showed that she wanted that position so bad too. Went on for around 20 mins. Back to missionary again and then came in 10 mins. She was hesitant for a cum on face so I came in the rubber itself.
Bit of cleaning up and DFK again, spoke about life and relationships and general couply stuff, started kissing again post which side fucked her while spooning. Second session didn’t last long as her moans got wilder (not sure if they were real or they were fake as she wanted me to cum early) but they were hot and I came in 15 minutes. Chilled for a bit, had something to eat, kissed and talked for about 15 mins. Had a shower, 5 mins DFK, then we got out, got dressed and left. Kissed me on her way out, dropped her at a place in Chembur, a peck on the lips again and she left.
Body: 8/10
Face: 9/10
Boobs: 8/10
Pussy: 9/10
Attitude: 10/10
Kissing: 10/10
VFM: 9/10
Damage:
Her: 5K
Room: 1.5K
Food: 300
Condoms: 100
Travel: 200
WIR: not sure if non-BBW lovers would like her, but BBW lovers - she’s yours to take!
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dowoop
Active Member
Hahahahahhaah. HilariousJust went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
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nutcracker75
Member
Just went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
that's a nice sattire bro, you have captured the sentiments of the Forum really well. Enjoyed reading the forum after a long time, superb sense of humour..... ROFL 
I won't be surprised if someone sends you a PM asking for digits of Priyanka, Benazir and Minal Sent from my SM-J701F using Tapatalk
lucky1981m
Active Member
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hii i tried today shreya (dont know real name)
super service
damage 4000
looks good
nakhre 5/10
english speaking
area miraroad
if any ine interested in exchage.. please DM
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super service
damage 4000
looks good
nakhre 5/10
english speaking
area miraroad
if any ine interested in exchage.. please DM
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Smartrick333
Member
Hi all seniors
Can anyone help me with niki punjabi pic and last 4 digits
Can anyone help me with niki punjabi pic and last 4 digits
ritik_123
Member
Not worth
Smartrick333
Member
Thank you brother
Monger ashok
Active Member
Hey guys can someone provide Nisha nimbalkars number? Have many other contacts in exchange. Pls pm
ravishrahul
Member
Deleted member 72355
Reviewer
Just went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
Hahahaha! This is awesome. You're too good bro. This is so scarily accurate, I can't stop laughing. The long hair part killed me
Deleted member 72355
Reviewer
Amazing FR! It is messing up with my NoFap lol!
I don't want her number or anything, but how do you last for so long? I'm not really experienced when it comes to sex, so just curious. Do share some tips, so that my mongering isn't limited to 5-7 minute pops :/
Jjacksmith
Active Member
Just went through the last 20 - 25 pages of this forum. The forum has obviously digressed from its objective. There are lesser FRs and more public fights. Disappointed. This is how an average day on this forum seems to proceed. The below satire is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Mr Adventurous :
FR on Priyanka. Met her at a lodge. Chit-chat for 5 mins. Began the deed. Undressed her. Found that she has a cock. Ran away.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Explorer : Found this pic on Locanto. Any reviews of her? [Pic of girl attached]
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Sorry to disappoint you. This girl was infected. She had AIDS. She died recently. Her profile must have been left active.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Hindutvawadi : What is going on here? Pakistanis and abducting Hindu women and are forcibly converting them. And you guys are wasting time mongering. [Attached Pic of Benazir Bhutto giving a fiery anti-hindu speech in the early 1990s]
Mr. Contact_Collector : [Views Benazir's photograph] Wow! She is so hot. Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : [Views Benazir's photograph] Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : [Views Benazir's photograph] I am new. I have nothing to exchange. Please be kind and share her number. I have to start somewhere.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Mr. GreyHair Singh, I had PMed you for contacts of housewives. Why did you send me the photograph of an elephant? Also the elephant's ears look odd ball. And the trunk too looks odd.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Bhosadike, its not an elephant. It's a dick pic. I hope you get the message. Now stop spamming the forum and my DM
Mr. Desperado Singh : Oh, Sorry! Now it makes sense. Is this a sort of puzzle? Am I supposed to decipher the contact number from within the image?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Haan, bhen ke laude! Puzzle hi hai. Kar solve.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, can you give me a clue? I am not good at puzzles.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Easy hai? Us dick pic ka A4 size ke paper pe laser printout nikaal. Phir us printout ki batti banaa. Uska aadhaa hissa apni gaand mein daal. Baahar waale aadhe hissey mein aag laga de.
Mr Adil Miyaan : Uncle Jam is a fraud. He has cheated me.
Uncle Jam : Kya hua? You said you wanted a girl with long hair. So I gave you one.
Mr Adil Miyaan : I meant long hair on the head. Not pubic hair.
Uncle Jam : Oh! You could have been more specific. Ab isi se kaam chala lena
Mr Adil Miyaan : Kaise chalaoon. I just can't find the hole through all this hair.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Uncle Jam : Bhaag Bhosadike!
Mr. Gabroo : Any review of Minal? [Pic attached]
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Stay away. She has recently had a double masectomy.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Double masectomy?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : I mean both her breasts have been removed. She also does not do DFK, BBJ or even CBJ. She is not open to doggy or WOT. Can only handle Missy. Also, she is very sick and weak. She is like a dead fish in bed.Plus she has lots of attitude and nakhras.
Mr. Noob : Does she have a vagina?
Mr. GreyHair Singh : Yes. Of course.
Mr. Contact_Collector : Can I have her number then?
Mr. Noob : Please PM me her number.
Mr. Desperado Singh : Sir, Am in deep pain. I tried your trick 5 times over. Ab meri gaand jal chuki hai. Phir bhi koi number decipher nahin hua dick pic ke laser printout mein se. Aur nahin ho sakta. Please mujhe ek contact de dijiye.
Mr. GreyHair Singh :
No Offense friends. Hope the forum comes back on track.
Perfect description of the things happening in the forum.. well done bro .. nice read.. hope it puts some light on alll
Dilsedosti
Member
Can u pls share her numberHey could you PM me her detailsthanks
bro can I have her nos or any hints which classes she work
vicky0809
Active Member
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