Review Indian Emma- a fresh perspective

[Rubmegood]

I had the pleasure of enjoying another mind-blowing session with Emma! I asked and, yes, she has had professional training- in another country. She hasn't felt the need to go through all the re-training just to be certified in Canada.

She looked hotter than ever- she told me she had lost a fair amount of weight due to the flu. Dressed in a flimsy nighty (with a few key parts missing ) she was "Smmokin'" As Jim Carey might put it. And her hands are magic. Great VFM.

"I'll be Back"

 

[Alex1920]

Well, she's back from wherever/whatever. I had booked a massage with her and she cancelled last minute saying she was sick (and I mean LAST minute after I had taken one of my-little-helpers) So I saw Karen again instead at TT so it wasn't wasted. Karen just keeps getting better...

So I noticed she updated her ad to include Tantric:
Indian Emma - tantric massage

To be fair to the providers, they get last minute cancellations, whether it’s illness or schedule changes or guys just being dicks. Be respectful to the providers and treat them as human, so she cancelled last minute because she got sick, that’s called responsibility not putting you in a position to get sick and passing it around. Show some respect to the ladies that provide a service that is highly needed.

 

[Bryan2021]

Emma is very attentive and always does a great job. I recommend her to anyone wanting a very thorough masseuse. Always responsive and respectful.

 

[Bryan2021]

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[Old Fart]

Why would you hijack Emma's thread???

 

[Bryan2021]

Why would you hijack Emma's thread???

?? Apologies, I’m new to this stuff and wasn’t aware of rules or etiquette. My apologies.

 

[Old Fart]

?? Apologies, I’m new to this stuff and wasn’t aware of rules or etiquette. My apologies.

No need to apologize to me. Apologize to Emma and then maybe start a new thread regarding your query
Just be careful to research first so you do not incur the wrath of the wannabe owner of the board and force us to once again endure the "Newbie" thread

 

[Bryan2021]

No need to apologize to me. Apologize to Emma and then maybe start a new thread regarding your query
Just be careful to research first so you do not incur the wrath of the wannabe owner of the board and force us to once again endure the "Newbie" thread

I don’t really understand what you’re talking about. I’m new and have no clue what any of the slang means in this blog. That said, apologies Emma.

 

[Old Fart]

I don’t really understand what you’re talking about. I’m new and have no clue what any of the slang means in this blog. That said, apologies Emma.

The thread was about Emma. You posted a question about a totally non-related person which could steer the thread into a totally separate direction away from Emma. Most would suggest that you post your question in a new thread. It is obviously more respectful to Emma but also anyone wanting info on Emma would look her and anyone able to answer your question would see the title of your thread and be more likely to answer your question.

If you wanted to learn something about the Edmonton Oilers, would you look at a thread titled "Calgary Flames"?

 

[Old Fart]

Anyway...Have not seen Emma but hoping to soon. Have tried a couple of times but I cannot book too far in advance and every time I have tried, she is busy already. Hoping to see her soon however. Sounds like a wonderful lady both from reviews here and the couple of text messages we have exchanged so far.

 

[Bryan2021]

The thread was about Emma. You posted a question about a totally non-related person which could steer the thread into a totally separate direction away from Emma. Most would suggest that you post your question in a new thread. It is obviously more respectful to Emma but also anyone wanting info on Emma would look her and anyone able to answer your question would see the title of your thread and be more likely to answer your question.

If you wanted to learn something about the Edmonton Oilers, would you look at a thread titled "Calgary Flames"?

Yeah, anyways enough of you. Emma, my apologies.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

No need to apologize to me. Apologize to Emma and then maybe start a new thread regarding your query
Just be careful to research first so you do not incur the wrath of the wannabe owner of the board and force us to once again endure the "Newbie" thread

Who would that be? I already forgot. I think I only hear about it, every other day. Even, when he doesn't do his usual schtict.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yeah, anyways enough of you. Emma, my apologies.

And now you need to say "4 hail Mary's, 6 Glory Hallelujah's, 8 Praise Swifties, and 10 Old Fart Speaks Truths!....and your sin will be forgiven!!!

 

[Bryan2021]

And now you need to say "4 hail Mary's, 6 Glory Hallelujah's, 8 Praise Swifties, and 10 Old Fart Speaks Truths!....and your sin will be forgiven!!!

lol yeah no doubt!

 

[Old Fart]

And now you need to say "4 hail Mary's, 6 Glory Hallelujah's, 8 Praise Swifties, and 10 Old Fart Speaks Truths!....and your sin will be forgiven!!!

LOL. I hope he is at least giving you a good blowjob for all the props you give him.
And speaking of people who can't let go, here you are again defending the piece of shit

 

[Old Fart]

Who would that be? I already forgot. I think I only hear about it, every other day. Even, when he doesn't do his usual schtict.

I just posted that because I knew you'd come to his aid again and you took the bait.

 

[Old Fart]

first lesson for new here is i guess - use the IGNORE function on people, particularly Old Fart, or anyone who never shares intel or adds fresh perspective and experiences and only has negativity to add. You'll have a much better experience!

YOu know, I give up. Bryan...I am obviously wrong and these 'wise' men here are far superior to me. Ignore my suggestion and go into every review thread and ask a question about another lady. Clearly that is OK with these guys. They all seem to agree that is is perfectly fine to hijack a lady's review thread (unless they are the ones to tell you it is not ok). What a bunch of hypocritical ASSHOLES. Just too bad Emma's thread went off the rails. No wonder so name new guys don't bother posting here as long as the 'old boys club' like to try and control things.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I just posted that because I knew you'd come to his aid again and you took the bait.

Yep....I did. But....at least I am man enough to admit it!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

No wonder so name new guys don't bother posting here as long as the 'old boys club' like to try and control things.

Says the Old Boy that likes to control
Peoples' behavior, by getting digs in and insulting people, every chance he gets. That's rich!!

You do know....every time you insult rmg and take potshots at him...you are high jacking a thread? So....who is the hypocrite?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

LOL. I hope he is at least giving you a good blowjob for all the props you give him.
And speaking of people who can't let go, here you are again defending the piece of shit

Actually, offered him one. But, he said my asking price of $150 topless was too steep. I told him, I would take my dentures out. But...no go. Hey...my services aren't cheap.