Italian style

[# 43 Cristian]

Save yourself now and seek counselling. Once you start to fully understand my humour its too late.

This warning published in the public interest by the Canadian Humour Standards Council.

 

[da princess]

We have Russian & Italian.

What would a Canadian massage consist of?

1) using a Labatts Blue instead of oil?
2) lasting about 5 minutes...
3) wearing cowboy boots
4) mullet shave down below
5) a package of KD to go.
6) a $5 tip
7) a tattoo is mandatory
8) a gift certificate to Timmy's
9) skin that does not tan


C'mon guys, help me out here...

 

[Dr House.]

10) ...saying 'Sorry' afterwards?

 

[Erich]

11) Never finish, just keep negotiating.

 

[Kazandra]

12) The MPA using hockey gloves and cross checking it every once in a while with a mini stick.
13) Some sort of move called the Double-Double.

 

[The Lollypops]

perhaps a modification of your #13, but for sure she's playin' with yer timbits!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Canada is a multi-cultural society so I think a Canadian should be celebrated with a combination of a few ethnic backgrounds. Maybe both a Russian and an Italian (for the full service people out there maybe a bit of Greek thrown in as well).

up4it

 

[Due 8/22/09 w/ #2!]

Thought it's Angel's hair

 

[The Bear]

That would add a whole new meaning to the term 'creaming'.

 

[billyvnilly]

14) Wearing shorts and insisting to sit on the patio in the middle of April.

 

[Nemka J]

15) Inviting the MPA to come along because you can't miss the last day of ice fishing.