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Time for some humor. I am not that funny but I will start, please add your own jokes.

Bob finds the one MP in his neighborhood that is still open during the pandemic. There other men there and he has to wait an hour for service. The MPA tells him FS is $200 for HH. Bob protests, but the MPA will not lower the price. Reluctantly Bob agrees and pays the $200 up front. The MPA leaves the room with the cash and comes back a few minutes later to find Bob masturbating furiously. "What hell are you doing" yells the MPA, to which Bob replies "For $200 you ain't getting the easy one!".
What do you tell your boss When you are running late because of an unexpected sexual encounter?
"So Sorry I got Postboned. I'm on my way to the office now."
 

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So the Eskimo woman takes her snomobile into town for repairs. She drops it off at the repair shop and the guy tells her it'll be about an hour to find out what's wrong. So she goes away for some lunch.

When she returns the guy says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal..."
The woman looks down, wipes her chin and says, "Nope. That's just mayonaise!":lol
 

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Good morning Everyone!!!! "Tough times never last, but tough people do, cheer up that we are going to make it through this!!!

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back!!!.

BTW Just clarify, my behavior is not against any background or race but in the past I was bullied so bad against my background that today, I just make fun of it.
 
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