Kijiji - Amanda

[iKneady]

Long time hobbiest and relatively new to this board. I'm always looking for a diamond in the rough,,,so I peruse the listings on Kijiji. Came across this posting for Amanda, claims to be an RMT, Kijiji Canada . There is no number in the listing, so messaged via Kijiji chat. I got the following response.


Wondering if anyone else has had any experience with her. I tend to think that there is more available if Draping is optional

 

[pick me]

Long time hobbiest and relatively new to this board. I'm always looking for a diamond in the rough,,,so I peruse the listings on Kijiji. Came across this posting for Amanda, claims to be an RMT, Kijiji Canada . There is no number in the listing, so messaged via Kijiji chat. I got the following response.
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Wondering if anyone else has had any experience with her. I tend to think that there is more available if Draping is optional

She is old fat and lives in a shithple
Small dirty she smokes weed all day
Early 50

 

[pick me]

She is old fat and lives in a shithple
Small dirty she smokes weed all day
Early 50

Self taught no rmt

 

[Filbrecht]

Long time hobbiest and relatively new to this board. I'm always looking for a diamond in the rough,,,so I peruse the listings on Kijiji. Came across this posting for Amanda, claims to be an RMT, Kijiji Canada . There is no number in the listing, so messaged via Kijiji chat. I got the following response.
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Wondering if anyone else has had any experience with her. I tend to think that there is more available if Draping is optional

Disregard the idiot above, here it is an accurate review of Amanda, formerly known as Kate: Karina Kijiji

 

[Social-Misfit]

Funny how over the years these women keep reinventing themselves

 

[iKneady]

Thanks all. I think I will try to book her and see how it goes. I'll let you all know how it goes.

 

[Filbrecht]

Thanks all. I think I will try to book her and see how it goes. I'll let you all know how it goes.

How was it, have u made it out alive and in one piece from Amanda's?!

 

[iKneady]

So I did make it out to see Amanda. I followed up the Kijiji response by giving my phone #. Her response time, both through Kijiji and text are slow. Nonetheless, we made arrangements for a one hour session. Her # ends with the last four digits 9477. I arrived at the address at the appointment time. No instructions were provided as to which door to go to. There was a front door, a door beside the garage that led to the basement and a side door. I went to the main door, rang the bell and knocked....no response. Texted and she responded that it is the front door. Knocked again, and just as I was about to give up, she opened the door. Well....she is not 50...definitely mid 20s. She is about 5'1" and 100lbs with thick brown hair and big doe brown eyes. She sounded quite flakey, however, she was hot so I continued in. She led me to one of the bedrooms where I paid for the hour ($150 for the deep tissue). I disrobed and got on the table and waited for her return. She returned and started with the massage. That's when I knew I was had. She is NOT an RMT. Lame massage. No sensuality either. She also talks and asks the same questions over and over throughout the massage. I would classify here as a BILF (Bimbo I'd like to F*#k). Towards the end, she asked if there was anywhere that needed attention. I thought that this was the in for extras. I asked if she offered any kind of extras and she responded with NO. A few minutes go by, and she asks what in particular I was looking for. I suggested hj, nude, body slide etc. She said she does hjs. We continue...she does not elaborate any further ($), no tease, no flip. I was happy to get out of there.

Feeling dissatisfied, I hit 643 Queensway on the way home and saw Lily (based on another review). Wow...she was fantastic. Worked out all kinds of knots and finished off with a hj...didn't even have to ask...all part of the service. $55/45 mins + $60tip.

 

[Filbrecht]

So I did make it out to see Amanda. I followed up the Kijiji response by giving my phone #. Her response time, both through Kijiji and text are slow. Nonetheless, we made arrangements for a one hour session. Her # ends with the last four digits 9477. I arrived at the address at the appointment time. No instructions were provided as to which door to go to. There was a front door, a door beside the garage that led to the basement and a side door. I went to the main door, rang the bell and knocked....no response. Texted and she responded that it is the front door. Knocked again, and just as I was about to give up, she opened the door. Well....she is not 50...definitely mid 20s. She is about 5'1" and 100lbs with thick brown hair and big doe brown eyes. She sounded quite flakey, however, she was hot so I continued in. She led me to one of the bedrooms where I paid for the hour ($150 for the deep tissue). I disrobed and got on the table and waited for her return. She returned and started with the massage. That's when I knew I was had. She is NOT an RMT. Lame massage. No sensuality either. She also talks and asks the same questions over and over throughout the massage. I would classify here as a BILF (Bimbo I'd like to F*#k). Towards the end, she asked if there was anywhere that needed attention. I thought that this was the in for extras. I asked if she offered any kind of extras and she responded with NO. A few minutes go by, and she asks what in particular I was looking for. I suggested hj, nude, body slide etc. She said she does hjs. We continue...she does not elaborate any further ($), no tease, no flip. I was happy to get out of there.

Feeling dissatisfied, I hit 643 Queensway on the way home and saw Lily (based on another review). Wow...she was fantastic. Worked out all kinds of knots and finished off with a hj...didn't even have to ask...all part of the service. $55/45 mins + $60tip.

Wow, thanks! Interesting, bordering to surreal experience, I would say. Why haven't u asked how much she charged for hj? $150 / hour of weak massage is already a lot.

 

[Social-Misfit]

Some never change their spots

 

[Social-Misfit]

Self taught no rmt

You, are such a fucking moron, hope ya like talking to yerself cause no one listens to u

 

[Bdontkillmyvibe]

So I did make it out to see Amanda. I followed up the Kijiji response by giving my phone #. Her response time, both through Kijiji and text are slow. Nonetheless, we made arrangements for a one hour session. Her # ends with the last four digits 9477. I arrived at the address at the appointment time. No instructions were provided as to which door to go to. There was a front door, a door beside the garage that led to the basement and a side door. I went to the main door, rang the bell and knocked....no response. Texted and she responded that it is the front door. Knocked again, and just as I was about to give up, she opened the door. Well....she is not 50...definitely mid 20s. She is about 5'1" and 100lbs with thick brown hair and big doe brown eyes. She sounded quite flakey, however, she was hot so I continued in. She led me to one of the bedrooms where I paid for the hour ($150 for the deep tissue). I disrobed and got on the table and waited for her return. She returned and started with the massage. That's when I knew I was had. She is NOT an RMT. Lame massage. No sensuality either. She also talks and asks the same questions over and over throughout the massage. I would classify here as a BILF (Bimbo I'd like to F*#k). Towards the end, she asked if there was anywhere that needed attention. I thought that this was the in for extras. I asked if she offered any kind of extras and she responded with NO. A few minutes go by, and she asks what in particular I was looking for. I suggested hj, nude, body slide etc. She said she does hjs. We continue...she does not elaborate any further ($), no tease, no flip. I was happy to get out of there.

Feeling dissatisfied, I hit 643 Queensway on the way home and saw Lily (based on another review). Wow...she was fantastic. Worked out all kinds of knots and finished off with a hj...didn't even have to ask...all part of the service. $55/45 mins + $60tip.

Bimbo eh? How big are her tits?

 

[joethemechanic]

So I did make it out to see Amanda. I followed up the Kijiji response by giving my phone #. Her response time, both through Kijiji and text are slow. Nonetheless, we made arrangements for a one hour session. Her # ends with the last four digits 9477. I arrived at the address at the appointment time. No instructions were provided as to which door to go to. There was a front door, a door beside the garage that led to the basement and a side door. I went to the main door, rang the bell and knocked....no response. Texted and she responded that it is the front door. Knocked again, and just as I was about to give up, she opened the door. Well....she is not 50...definitely mid 20s. She is about 5'1" and 100lbs with thick brown hair and big doe brown eyes. She sounded quite flakey, however, she was hot so I continued in. She led me to one of the bedrooms where I paid for the hour ($150 for the deep tissue). I disrobed and got on the table and waited for her return. She returned and started with the massage. That's when I knew I was had. She is NOT an RMT. Lame massage. No sensuality either. She also talks and asks the same questions over and over throughout the massage. I would classify here as a BILF (Bimbo I'd like to F*#k). Towards the end, she asked if there was anywhere that needed attention. I thought that this was the in for extras. I asked if she offered any kind of extras and she responded with NO. A few minutes go by, and she asks what in particular I was looking for. I suggested hj, nude, body slide etc. She said she does hjs. We continue...she does not elaborate any further ($), no tease, no flip. I was happy to get out of there.

Feeling dissatisfied, I hit 643 Queensway on the way home and saw Lily (based on another review). Wow...she was fantastic. Worked out all kinds of knots and finished off with a hj...didn't even have to ask...all part of the service. $55/45 mins + $60tip.

Hey can you link Lily's review and where we go to see her? Thread with photos?

 

[joethemechanic]

So I did make it out to see Amanda. I followed up the Kijiji response by giving my phone #. Her response time, both through Kijiji and text are slow. Nonetheless, we made arrangements for a one hour session. Her # ends with the last four digits 9477. I arrived at the address at the appointment time. No instructions were provided as to which door to go to. There was a front door, a door beside the garage that led to the basement and a side door. I went to the main door, rang the bell and knocked....no response. Texted and she responded that it is the front door. Knocked again, and just as I was about to give up, she opened the door. Well....she is not 50...definitely mid 20s. She is about 5'1" and 100lbs with thick brown hair and big doe brown eyes. She sounded quite flakey, however, she was hot so I continued in. She led me to one of the bedrooms where I paid for the hour ($150 for the deep tissue). I disrobed and got on the table and waited for her return. She returned and started with the massage. That's when I knew I was had. She is NOT an RMT. Lame massage. No sensuality either. She also talks and asks the same questions over and over throughout the massage. I would classify here as a BILF (Bimbo I'd like to F*#k). Towards the end, she asked if there was anywhere that needed attention. I thought that this was the in for extras. I asked if she offered any kind of extras and she responded with NO. A few minutes go by, and she asks what in particular I was looking for. I suggested hj, nude, body slide etc. She said she does hjs. We continue...she does not elaborate any further ($), no tease, no flip. I was happy to get out of there.

Feeling dissatisfied, I hit 643 Queensway on the way home and saw Lily (based on another review). Wow...she was fantastic. Worked out all kinds of knots and finished off with a hj...didn't even have to ask...all part of the service. $55/45 mins + $60tip.

Thanks for taking one for the team lol But you volunteered after that other person linked original review so you had it coming!

 

[iKneady]

Bimbo eh? How big are her tits?

Her tits were not very big...B cup.

 

[iKneady]

Hey can you link Lily's review and where we go to see her? Thread with photos?

Here is the link to Lily that I referred to. Review - Siam Elegance - Finally Something Good in the West End

There is no website or pictures. Lily is not gorgeous by any means...cute for a middle aged Vietnamese woman. The place is nothing special either. Lily has great skills. The massage is a Thai/reflexology massage. Definitely not for the faint of heart. She had me wincing in pain a couple of times.

 

[iKneady]

Thanks for taking one for the team lol But you volunteered after that other person linked original review so you had it coming!

The other person's review was totally unrelated. I would have left it she was older when advertising to be mid 20s. She was cute...so I thought it was worth a try. Oh well....live and learn.