Massage Parlor Reports

[mami_pabon]

You saw nothing. Dream on.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Was in DC and made a call and found it was open again Go figure. Guess it was just a precaution to close a couple of days after Jack B Nimble's incident.

 

[sexy man]

K street is the new happening nightlife area, so I would avoid 14k during weekend nights as there is lots of LE milling about. They seem to have a pretty good lineup at the moment - Rose and Happy are among the better looking AMP providers I've seen in the past several months.

 

[Tracer]

Wow, I had the opposite view. Not sure if you ever visited DT but that place smells and I am sure others will agree. And you have to walk up 4 flights smelling it. Unlike other AMPs, SUN is actually warm with those heaters on. Most places I've been to is cold after the TS and makes my teeth chatter. To tell you the truth, I do did not smell any odor. Only the scent of honey.

 

[Yeoman Prince]

Yes, I know where the Carriage House is located and I know the address. I can confirm that it is about three blocks from a Metro Stop. I visited recently and saw Sue. It was a nice middle of the afternoon visit. The joint was quiet and the service was very unhurried.

Sue had a little mileage and it showed in the face, but was a pretty good provider overall. Her body was very tight, as was something else. She was a little small for my tastes up top. Very little Engrish was spoken. The TS was really good. All of my experiences at this establishment have been strong in the TS department. Almost reminds me of the excellent TS at CPHC before BW. The CBJ was good but brief. Her skills leaned more toward ball playing than shaft working. FS started as mish and finished as K9. Masagi was also very good with strong hands. GFE was available after the main event, but I prefer to exit quickly and be on my way.

I wouldn't seek her out on a return trip, but overall it was a pretty good experience.

OG

 

[M.Shadows fan]

That would be good. The place was unpadlocked today, but the tour guy was still a fixture in front of Royal. Go figure.

 

[Billy G]

One relevant question: Can anyone remember how long the rate has been 160? I can't.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Will be in DC for the first time this week looking for a good AMP Close to the US Capital or Georgetown Area , also any Strip Clubs in the Area. Thanks , Moneyshot.

 

[Nana B]

Exotic Kim is a sweet girl and quite a hot little spinner...but, this should really be listed under escorts not MPs...

 

[JaneM]

Green

Well, that was damn easy to find once I stopped and got of my car. I thought it was tucked behind the parking garage, in the alley, or somewhere 'hidden'.

Saw Sue. Older, but awesome body, and nice fake rack. I really loved the backside, it felt just right in my hands.

I knew it was going to be quick as she rushed through the shower. She covered all the right parts, but it was fast.

A perfunctory back massage, which you dont' really get anymore. Nice AR action, never on the "button", but everywhere else. Careful, she bites--but its just right.

Up the elevator shaft, and very nice work with the cover. I thought I was getting a BBBJ as she worked the shaft with her tongue.

Slowed down when requested, but she was on a mission to get me out of there.

On another note, when I was walking in, very nice tall girl walking into the door ahead of me. Wish I knew her name, would like to give her a spin.

Looks 7+
Body 7+
Service 6

 

[Jamie Goldsteen]

Quiet Amigo,

I can tell you that some of the remaining decent establishments in the Columbia area have been raising both the house fee as well as the fee for extras. I'm sure that this has something to do with what they perceive as the increased risk which they face. From an micro-economic standpoint, you can't fault them for that. In addition, I believe that unless you are a known quantity to them, you won't even get much more than a massage.

LexLuther

 

[??Letter Fr?m /-\ Thief ??]

So, I've been lurking around these parts for a long time and have only posted occasionally. I'm trying to change that in '08!

Anyways, had a dream I wandered through a door painted red Thursday night. I drew Coco. A little thicker than I like them, but all in all not bad. I was freezing, so after paying the house fee and undressing for a shower, she put me in the sauna. Shortly thereafter we went off for the shower. While washing my front side, she actually asked if it was ok for her to wash me "down there". I've never been asked this before, and was a bit shocked after the thorough cleaning provided to my asian area. No matter, she finished and back to the room.

The massage was not a massage at all. More of a "rub". After a while she leaned over and whispered "how can I help you". Of course, I said I wanted it all. She stripped and started kissing/caressing my back. She headed closer to my backside and I was blessed with some asian pleasure! For me, that was always the norm at a place near Verizon, but I haven't enjoyed that in a long time. The session was looking up a bit. On the flip, nice kissing and licking on the place that counts before the cover went on and she started cbj. While she took me most of the way in, it was unenthusiastic and a bit toothy. She had me sit up and continued cbj on her knees, before she laid down on her back and motioned me to come over. Mish was ok, I did all the work while she basically laid there. I will give her one thing, she was a bit tight. Again though, no real "wow" moments. I was tired and this wasn't one of the better sessions I've had so I just finished in mish. She got up, dressed, and off for the hot towel. Came back, cleaned me up, and I was on my way.

I didn't feel rushed at all, but the performance was less than what I had hoped. This was my first time at this location, so I'm hoping that this is not the norm at this establishment. I would definitely not repeat with Coco.

 

[Emad]

Just left the place. There was 8 line up for selection. I decided to go with sue. PM me for details.

 

[dog-lover]

Since I couldn't have my normal waitress Tammy at 14K. I decided to go with Blue a few days ago. Thankfully there was no church music playing in the background. Blue provides okay service IMHO. The cbj was pretty good, a little toothy but not bad. Wasn't too keen on me using my hands because the . will visit soon and sensitivity was heightened. Otherwise she's nice. The butcher did an injustice on her knockers with the cut but I found them pleasant looking. Not very agreeable to many positions but yrmv. I think I saw rose on the way back from TS and she's pretty hot.

 

[bluebird]

On the notion that older, less attractive, or less popular providers often give superior service, I decided to visit one of the local AMPs to test that theory. Upon arriving (about midnight), I told mamasan that I wanted to see this one particular lady, so she obliged and sent the gal in. Lo! And behold, this gal turns out to be someone who remembered me from a few years ago, who I hadn't seen since. Things were looking up, especially after she reminded me about a couple things (and even asked if I brought "a machine, " I. E. Vibe).

Well, we went to the TS, which was a marvelously soapy affair, and then we returned to the room for an hour's worth of conversation and other diversions. Since it was late and had been a busy day for her, I began by giving her a massage, for which she was very grateful (especially after I deployed the "machine" during DATY). I can say this: Whether or not the less attractive gals give better service, they sure come like their more popular counterparts. You know you're doing something right when the girl grips your head with her thighs and your hair with her hands.

After this, of course, she tells me to lay down. The rest (including any tension I might have had) was history. And, once again, the time went a bit beyond the hour "limit" with no consequences. Total expenditure: $.6. Would I repeat with her? Sure, especially since I know she'll likely be more available at busy times when one of you mongers tells the mamasan you'd Rather have a different gal.

Details: 5'-5", 120#, 34B, long straight hair, shaved

Ratings
F: 6.5
B: 8
A: 8.5
S: 8

Seniors, and trusted Regular members with a good posting history, will get first consideration. Since I know that some of you have turned this gal away, you'll get second consideration. Finally, those who've established themselves as plain ol' peckerheads must queue up at the end of the line.

 

[EatinHorsePoop]

Ok

I am aware things are a bit tough and my available funds have been cut but. The place across from the MCI center is gone like the Edsel. Maybe for 3 years. Hard to say. It was called Sun, one of the best in the city. I visited the VIP room, spent some serious cash over the years.

The old list that has surfaced needs a little clarification as to what still exists. The posting is much appreciated but some locations are history. I think if we all collectively add or subtract, we can have a master list to work from. Sun, gone Orange, gone (too bad.)

Cabbie!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ticker,

The correct answer to your question is to look in the NoVa forum. In that part of town, the level of service you desire is the norm. And. 4.6 is reasonable.

 

[althea]

Why argue with these "no posting history" dudes who always know more than we do....

Nope, Shut her down.

The only thing missing is we gotta get to the management of the places to get them to quit advertizing on public places (CP, CV, CL ... have them set up e-mail lists to KNOWN white hats, and use the refer by friend business model. Even something like 411 would work. "You gotta know somebody to see somebody".

In the meantime, if you (or anybody else) knows Jackson, lets pass to him and see what he thinks?

Not a sermon, just a thought.
AM

 

[Marie M]

Needed a good shot of vitamin C while in the district so decided to get it with Oranges. I was fortunate to draw Tina when I was there. She gave a pretty decent TS and has a smoking body. However, she was not much into the lead up events, but wanted to get right into the full vitamin C injection. Overall, I was there about 35 minutes. Would recommend you get the time agreed to up front, or you will be in and out, literally.

 

[Pompal 09.]

DC is trying so hard to shut down AMP for some reason and this year so far they've closed down 3 AMP. From what I've heard and read in the news paper, District Attorney General Peter Nickles is the one thats on top of this matter. Also he has promised that he'll put an end to this. It is nothing but politic, hes trying to move up the ladder but doing so hes killing everyone including me. No matter what he does he won't be successful in closing down AMP. I've already heard that 2 new amp is coming back and soon to be open in DC.

Enjoy while you can fellers because it just don't look good right now.