Massage Parlor Reports

[Joel F]

Hey fella's. Just joined the room. Has anyone checked out the AMP in G'town. There's a nice group of Korean/Asian ladies in here. The one cutie who I always hook up with is "Pink". She has nice perky boobs, very attractive and a nice tight p$#@. Usual rates for CBJ and FS. Ck it out.

 

[lopku]

Thanks for the post, man. Glad you're ok. I didn't like the feel of the 'behind the building' parking at all. Maybe someone should let management know of the issue. Perhaps the 'enforcement' might come in to clean up the alley a bit. I doubt they have it, but you never know.

While discreet is nice, that set up is not to my liking at all.

 

[Ricky]

Am I understanding correctly that you paid the Standard DC Tariff of 1.6 in the above mentioned dream?

 

[Now Now]

G'Day all,

I keep digging more through the forums and discover more each day. i see now that the International Guide covers a lot of areas i have been in Asia, but nothing in Singapore yet.

The AMP scene here is killing my bank balance, i'm used to about $.6 for FS, but when in Rome!

I went to visit Jasmines therapy in M st, just down from Gold (had already seen Sunny on Monday, but thats another story!). Jasmines was the first AMP that i found in the DC area, a good introduction. this was my third trip and second time with Jean. Jean is a little older but beautiful with a great personality and attitude. She doesnt dress like the FS AMP girls, but she is there for a fun time. First visit was massage only, excellent but left me wanting more. This time an excellent professional massage again, but with a little prompting a happy ending was accomplished.

Unfortunately Jasmines is a little expensive, $ for one hour TS, sauna and Massage, but it is well worth it for professional service. $.4 tip for the HJ was worth it.

Highly recommended to wind down after a long day. (my second visit was with another provider, also excellent service and happ ending, but i forgot here name!)

Sorry, but my ability with the fantasy prose is limited, maybe nexttime on Sunny!

Cheers

OZMONG

 

[Capricorn One]

What's up sailor, nice to know you had a good time, can you tell me where skye is? .

Thanks

 

[Ulfr Doom Occulta]

I wonder if this is the same 'Nana' that works at Aroma Therapy in VA during the day? Your description of her and her massage technique sounds like it could be the same girl.

 

[Candice]

I'll second that Van!

CPHC used to be the best, location was easy to get to, usually they weren't busy and the therapists were top notch. I miss looking out the window and smiling. Sun was the only competition I can think of. Maybe Happiness. Hard to say.

Cabbie!

Be safe out there.

 

[Nan Chen]

So smoking hot gets a 7 1/2?

 

[Cheyanne]

I had a few hours to spare for some play. After I found a place to park I figure I would try to see if theres anything roaming the streets but no luck there so I went to the Mist. There girls were fairly decent looking. The TS was nice and I was cleaned in all the right places. I realy wanted a good massage and once I got back into the room and she started the massage I relized this Is not going to be anything good. She asked what I wanted and I should have just took the small loss of the door fee but the little guy did not let me. Fees were the same as most AMPs but I was in and out in about 25 minutes.

 

[Ken]

Hey guys, i believe like everyting else prices have increased.

however what it upsets me the most is when I call to the provider who shows a bueatiful girl's picture and when she arrives it is somebody else but the girl in the pic. Thats why I rather go to the AMP locations.

But at least i know i will be pampered.

Good luck.

 

[Kia Koala (Go Phils!!!)]

Lax, why would you bring up Ginza???

I've been trying to get the memory of that place out of my mind for YEARS now. In my opinion, there was none better...Connie was my girl!

So was Candy...

Nuke

 

[Gaylord Brunosky]

Reading through these posts makes me really miss DC and Jae and Nana at Green! The Memphis scene sucks. You guys are the luckiest. Damnit, I need to come back!

 

[Sydney]

Great job! THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!
LL

 

[??p??pl? p??????]

The Man, The Myth, The Legend LoveLOS Caused the Phosphor On My Monitor To Glow Thusly: "The situation in NYC is probably worse (for AMPS) than DC. That is why the F/S places are going "upscale" with nicer facilities that mimic an apartment."

Gentlemen of a certain age might remember that "apartment incall" was the norm for Manhattan in the early 80s. There were dozens of places all over the city, each with a handful of girls and a couple of bedrooms. They advertised in various print publications that could be purchased in the midtown porno establishments, such as Screw -- which was a tabloid newspaper. But to get the best gouge and reviews the wise hobbyist bought one of specialty magazines that tracked the scene for about $20.

I liked the Manhattan apartment incalls back in the Reagan Administration. The girls were passably hot and they provided a nice session in an upscale environment.

In D.C. there were a few apartment incall places, and if you looked hard enough at the ads in the City Paper you could find them. But the facilities were not as nice and the girls weren't as hot. Nobody cared because the street scene was so amazing back then.

As for the future of incall in D.C., I concur with those who think that a lower profile is likely. Seems to me the providers have a couple of options. If stealth is their main priority they can set up shop far outside the beltway in a garden condo. Rent would be cheap, parking would be plentiful and maximum discretion would be assured. The problem with that approach is that a large portion of the customer base is located in the central city -- affluent businessmen, visiting conventioneers and the like. And it's probably true that local law enforcement might be more strict.

An alternative would be to set up shop in the District, where the real estate boom has left the city awash in vacant condos and apartments. That would certainly be more convenient for the customers, and law enforcement might be more inclined to go easy if a low profile were maintained. On the other hand many of these buildings are high rises where it's more difficult for the girls and the customers to come and go without being detected. I think this problem could be overcome with careful selection of the location and daily effort to maintain stealth, and I predict this will be the wave of the future.

Bunky

 

[Tamprio]

Can someone pm me the top 3 or 4 current amps now and the choice of girls to see?

Thanks,

Henry

 

[xxamethystnightxx]

Saw Vivi (or veevee) few weeks ago. Always funny for me going to gold since I used to frequent the ICM r&t in the same space years ago.

Gold has upgraded the place I would say and overall the quality of the establishment is good and it's clean.

Same mamasan as always. They have the stairs and exterior videocammed for your protection (? )

No lineup offered. Got Vivi. Younger than most providers. Meaning under 40, short (pushing 5 foot) but slender. Certainly decent-looking. Enhanced B's on display.

T/S was very throrough and acceptable, but nothing to review about; I prefer more sensuousness and attention in my T/S, a la B/T.

On return to room, was almost immediately asked what level of service and asked for any tip up front. I complied.

As for the rest, the scores are below.

Pros: she speaks good english and was allegedly raised here in the US (though she still has a strong accent). Retains some bush and accepts DATY

Cons: I would not return for this provider though because I felt the experience was rushed. I take a long time and there she was telling me it's time to come after like 10 minutes. I know it's a rough job but come on.

At the conclusion, she was pleasant enough.

Face: 8
Body: 8 (although I hate boob jobs)
T/S: 7
Massagi: 6
Other: 6

 

[A Chap]

Dreamed I saw Lucky at Gold last night.

She was heavier (lots of baby fat in the mid section) and older (35?) than I'd have liked but performance (gfe) made it a pleasant dream.

Looks: 7
Attitude: 9
Service:9
Repeat: no

Papasan

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello All,

I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reviews, but this is just a whole bunch of reviews, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?

Am I missing an obvious link to the information of massage providers?

Please let me know.

Thank

 

[MixedMojo]

WHoa Cabbie, you brought the memory banks alive with that one....Heck yeah I have broken wind many a time when the girl would be walking on my back etc. Although the girls always brushed it off, it generally ruled out the potential of visit to the asian rim (since the potential that I may not be any longer clean as a whistle from the shower I suppose).

I generally always ask to hit the john before the shower hoping that all farts get out and I piss dry before all activity.

On another note, I also used to give fruit, flowers, candy, even had the flowers delivered to my favorite spas and or to my favorite lady(s) at the spa(s). Trust me, you think it currys favor but for me I dont think it gets you any further than as if you broke wind. They will talk a good game with you making you feel that what you did was appreciated, but the only thing that mattters is greenbacks.
Just my wooden nickel.

Monger on
clix

 

[Nurse Beth]

Dude, WTF? Thats for PM only and Senior Members, you're giving away all the good secrets. Hopefully he'll be a newbie and rub clockwise, versus counterclockwise. That'll get him a slap versus a handjob.