Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

XS,
Welcome back from "The Land of the Lost!"
Crazy Dick

 

[Pompal 09.]

What spot are you talking about?

 

[Danielle A]

I Took One For The Team last night at an "AMP" in Rockville. If someone else has already reviewed on this joint then flame me for being an f'n' moron. Farq!!!

Spotted an ad (below) in the Adult Services section of the DC City Paper. This venue is completely legit; no Happy Ending offered. That might actually be a good thing because the "girl" assigned to me was neither young nor attractive -- she was probably waving around a little red book during the Cultural Revolution. Avoid this place. $80 wasted.

SWEET ASIAN LADIES
posted 12/28/2007
Sweet Asian Ladies from China, full body massage, good customer service. It's the great to make you relax and rest. We open 7days/wk, 10am-8pm. $80 incall, $150 outcall. 966 Hungerford Dr., Rockville, MD 20850, 301-789-6691.

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid:431555

 

[Donkey]

Yeah, oh yeah! I will always remember those cab rides from Roosevelt Roads. Helluva place.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am referring to the open AMP that is as reclusive as North Korea. Not this message board, of course. Although.

 

[KindaNerdy:]]

What he said. I'm sure my session would have been a lot more fun if I had responded to her more quickly. I know I frustrate some of the ladies, but things usually go very well with the patient ones because I am just fine once I get going. Thanks for the counter-example, I didn't want anyone to get a really bad impression of Maya. She was nice, just not for me.

 

[Johnny]

Hello all,

It's been some time, since I been on the board.
One of the girl that I know from a DC spa called and asked me
if I heard of a place called YOUNG'S SPA getting raided today?
Has anyone heard or seen something on the news?
She told me that someone told her that it was on the news tonight?
Does anyone have any info on this matter?

My current relationsip and my travelling is keeping me away from the board...
But, I do check out the board once in awhile to stay informed...

Thanks in advance, for any information...

H4L

 

[Kenny K]

Saw Pepsi, June, and May at 1818 this week.

Pepsi is thin, but in a rubbery way. Not my style, but at least she's got some sort of rack to go along with the frame. Looks are plain, service was standard. Not really my cup of tea.

Next was June who in my opinion is a hottie. Nice tits, great face. I heard from a source that this is the same June that used to be at Sun, HWC, and Kinja last year. Good service. Good time.

Saw May. May has a nice, thin body, not much in the way of a chest but there is something there. She's very beautiful and her face is very pretty. Unfortunately, I think there's something wrong with her in the head because she likes to cackle maniacally for no reason. But good service and looks, just a little scared of what goes on in between the ears with this pretty girl.

 

[Heline B]

Leila is Turkish, not Hispanic. She's owned that place for clsoe 20 years. By "there before" she likely wanted to know if you had actually done more than sit in the waiting room, so to her you were lying about having been there. This isn't an AMP, where the MMS may change every few months, and you can get away saying you've been there.

She saves her best girls for her regulars, and they know better to call ahead and get her recommendations on when to come in. My guess is that you are persona non grata there now. You should have "RTTF" on the place, and you would have known better.

BTW, when the woman starts massaging you, expecting someone more attractive to magically appear is a bit unrealistic, lol.

 

[Miss B XOXO]

What's up guys. I was feeling the itch again so I decided to check out one of my backup places because my favorite was closed down. Saw my girlfriend there. I didn't feel like a massage and she seemed to realize it. I guess its' because I'm such a regular (I visit once a year) and the mamasan and I now have some sort of telepathic connection so she already knew I didn't feel like a shower and told my girlfriend in advance. Immediately, my girlfriend took my balls and cock into her mouth. Wow! BBBJ was awesome! I couldn't take it anymore so I told her to lie down while I gave her a full-fledged DATY and then thoroughly explored every nook and cranny of her body. Those triple D breasts and size 0 waist were awesome! Then I winked at her and she understood what I was looking for. Yup! Greek! It was awesome! Before I finished, I pulled out and creamed all over her face, which I believe would unanimously be voted as a 10. She then begged me to give her another whammy so I had to oblige since I'm such a gentlemen. This time I banged away at her pussy while staring at her cum-laden face before pulling out and adding a second helping of goo on her beautiful face. All in all, she must have came like seven times (or she's a very good actress). I gave her the $100 tip and left. House was free because I'm such a regular. I may repeat, but probably not because it's too expensive. I have another place where house is free and tip is not mandatory while also providing much better service.

Disclaimer: You should realize the meaning of this post.

 

[mahmahmahmysharona]

Been gone for a week. I would like to comment. I think that Green Ct is getting batter by the day. I had a buddy go and he said the girl blew his mind with how good the service was.

 

[ay4uzzxx]

so I took a shot and visited the second floor though a barker outside suggested a better game on the 3rd.

I saw Angie who gave a decent table shower for .6 house cover but when it can to the room right off the back she asked me for "how much you gonna give me". Not knowing what she might provide I asked, she repeated 'how much..." then suggested I leave a tip on the towel cabinet. I said I do not know how you are going to work so therefore I cannot access a "tip".

She insisted and I was stubborn, she said everyone leaves the tip first and I said I never knew of this practice. She said .6 is for the shower and sauna and I asked if we were finished, to which she replied no but no touching.

She gave me a decent medium pressure massage back when it can time for the usual flip she said the message was complete, no flip and no second shot at an offer.

Question, is this how it is done in DC. I know in NOVA they ask you if you have a wrapper to ensure you are not 5-0 and then try to squeeze you for every cent they possible can but never before the service.

I left without an additional payment because I felt she did not compete the service. Not the fact that she did not lend a hand or speak to the little one but because she did nto complete the message, nothing on the chest or front legs. I an just not sure if this is how it works now.

To be honest I would have given her .2 if she completed the G-rated therapy.

How many places ask for the tip before you even lay on the massage table? How do things work these days?????

 

[:bbq:]

Suzy is a 30's Korean spinner with a pleasant face, a friendly demeanor, and the tight flawless body of an 18 YO. Her pair of see's feel pleasant in the hand, or elsewhere. The rest of her is absolutely petite. If she didn't smoke she'd probably have the face of a 25 YO. She is recently here from the Big Apple and reviews that customers are nicer in DC. I guess she doesn't service many Congressmen.

Although this was my first visit to her neck of the woods Suzy and I got along well from the start. TS was thorough and frisky. The rubdown was hardly therapeutic but very relaxing. She climbed right up on the bed rather than give it standing up. On the flip we went over the menu (all the usual items are available. I had to talk her down from what are either astronomical NYC rates (her last location) or what tourists pay in DC. With that settled, and the tip on the table, she went off to get herself ready.

A few minutes later Suzy returned and we had a great time. My best experience by far in the DC area. Total damage: $.7.

About Mist. Great location if you walk, bike, or Metro. If you drive, fill-up at the Shell station instead. If you don't like stairs, helicopter to the roof and knock on the hatch. Or just enjoy the "warmup"; its good for your circulation. Facilities are spacious and clean. Traffic is handled discretely between rooms (on the stairs is pot luck. Try it, you'll like it!

 

[Paperlilly]

this publicity only makes the public, police, wives, girlfriends and mistresses more aware of the activities that go on in our hobby, and more specifically our amps. We may have increased pressure from govt officials to raid or close these amps because of elections. We may have wives call govt. officials because of jealousy. I hope not. I firmly believe that the amps serve a valuable purpose. The amps help most men relieve stress mentally, physically, and sexually. With this relief, we are able to face the day to day issues and pressures of life, job and family with more strength, courage and conviction. People may say whatever they may about the amps, but the pros vastly outnumber the cons. We as mongers all know this is true. The men, and especially the women, who think otherwise are only fooling themselves. The amps definitely fill the void that most women and wives lack in a relationship. I know that women will disagree and say that all men are dogs or cheaters. That is simply not true. Contrary to popular belief, most men WANT to be faithful.


Propilot-over and out.

 

[Jane S]

Fellas,

Let's have a little fun and name our top 3 favorite AMPs in the DC area.

We can do it in the following format and please only the most discriminating mongers add your POV.

1. Rio-Sort of off the beaten path, not going to run into any tourists, friendly staff always ready with a glass of water or Jacuzzi, good girls who make the most out of your time and $$ and an exceptional TS and rubdown.

2. 1333. Never had a bad time here.

3. Subra- Eh in a pinch, I'll hit it since it's close to the homestead, but I hate having to pretend I'm going in for a psych reading and they have Candy who BUH-LOWZ and not in the good way.

 

[Ragend]

A friend of mine calls me and asked me for help with his computer, his family is on vacation, and gives me the perfect excuse to go out at night.

After fixing the computer (reconnect the router, and voip to a new modem, 5 min), I ask him to go with me to a strip club, so we went to the showcase theater, we spend some time/money, got a lap dance, and then I ask him if he liked the place, he liked the place/girls but was going back home hornier. So knowing that my friend goes to church, and we never this kind of stuff before, we talk about AMP, one in Beltsville and one in DC where you get a massage and a bj.

I called to make sure was open, it was the first time that I go to an AMP at 12:30 AM, so we went to 1818, and there was a lot of action there, we were sit in the couch and saw at least 5 girls walking in the hallway, mamasan comes back with Yuyu, she was probably early 30’s, very pretty face and nice body, trying to be a good host I tell him to go first, mamasan comes back with Pink, nice body, she told me later that was 26, the only turn down was her dental braces. We went to the room, no shower, deep massage, an 8.

She gave me a BBBJ, then put protection, lube, cow girl, and we flip over, Mish, DS, she was tight but I was concentrated in lasting, when she started complained, we went back to Mish because that’s how I come.

I really enjoyed visiting this place, last time I paid 1.6 and stayed about an hour, Pink told me that 1.5 for 45 min.

By the way, my friend was waiting outside with a very happy face; he thought was getting a BJ and got FS instead. I said “sorry for the miscommunication, HJ/BJ in BT in Beltsville and FS in 1818”.

 

[Jill Kim]

Any Clean Shaved Stars ?

 

[sentenna]

Hi LL,

As someone conducting research for possible future trips to DC, I find your reviews helpful and informative (Yes, I am following the Golden Rule of RTFF). It's great to read reviews that stay on-topic.

A bit of background: I lived in Japan when this whole Internet thing was taking-off. I became a one-man wrecking crew for the mpnet and Tokyo ASP. Then, various websites started to appear on a global basis where I participated.

That being said, as an AMP (KMP) aficionado, I hope to contribute here soon.

Question: LoveLOS - Do you Love the Land Of Smiles?

Respectfully,

Dire Wolf

 

[anlibeth2000]

I decided to kick off my weekend today with a visit to my favorite AMP and see my new girlfriend for the second time. It was about 2: 30pm, I like it when they are not busy. She answered to door, but had a different hair style, which looked good. She remembered me which is always a good thing. The TB was good, massage after lather. On the flip, she gave me good attention, but I said its alright to make sure my dick is really clean. She said she was worried that I would blow and I assured her it would take more than that so she gave me a lot of extra attention in the zone, which turned a good TB into an excellent one. We got back to the room and she asked me how many covers I wanted. First time for that question. She said "three", I said bring it. The massage was a little short, but plenty of tease and oral all over (including AR for a good long time – maybe that’s why so short on the massage). On the flip I told her to lay down and gave her a massage, paying close attention to the important zones. I flipped her and spent a lot of time playing in her zone. I think she even got a little wet. She likes to keep the lights up so there is plenty to see. A little thin bush on the top, clean below. After I played in the zone enough, she gave me a BBBJ and then put on the cover. Flipped her four times before (Mish, Dog, Rev Cow, and Cow and completed). Hot towel clean up as usual when she came back. I told her that guys really like a little neck massage while laying there enjoying the good FS. She took note and gave me a nice neck and head rubdown while laying on my back. She seems eager to please. After my full hour of time was up, I left with a big smile. Good VFM. Definitely be back. She is trainable. Later, BT.

 

[josey]

Hi!

Can somebody PM me with the location of the Chinese Condo in Tysons VA? I would like to try it but don't now where/how. Little pointers will be great!

Thank you!