Massage Parlor Reports

[go4gin1994]

Good to know, MoCo is pretty much out of existence, so I could go either way. The only reason why I like NOVA is that there is parking, locations are good (not in the open) , and I can choose the women. I'm not sure this is the same for DC, especially the parking. Thanks for the tip.

 

[Eds]

Got this from another BB:

"New! Jasmine Therapy. Great shiatsu massage in DC. If you are looking for standard DC fare, this is not the place. For stress release and relaxation, it is. Between 18th and 19th on M. 1815 M St. 202-223-2334.:

Anyone have any G2 on this spot? It has been cold, but I'm getting cabin feaver!!

Carzy Dick

 

[Brown eyed girl]

Nana definitely ripped me off the first time I saw her, way back when I was new at this. She's not the only one who did or tried to. After I learned the going rates, I just said "no" to these girls, and that was that. Basically they'll take you for what they can get. I don't take that personally.

I'm not surprised the house rates are going up. Not thrilled about it, but as someone else said, they haven't gone up in years and years so it's probably about time. Renting in DC is expensive.

As for the tip, well, I have a lot less sympathy there. One customer a day gets them 3K a month, and you know even in slow times they probably get more than one a day. If they want to demand more, then I'm more than happy to go for the Nova-style treatment instead. At least the massagi is better in nova.

Your comment about Nana getting fired is interesting. I remember talking with Young at 14K once and she kept saying "I *hate* her" about Nana, so I suspect there were other issues. I don't really care though, I like her anyway.

 

[Twilight fan!!!]

Then it MUST be the kimchee!! Wooo hooo.

 

[Sloopie Mcguvna]

Why all this arguing about Chinese or Korean? Do you intend on marrying her? Even then, would it make any difference?

If that is all we have to discuss here we had best go out and move some snow!

JJ

 

[Kontra~Diction]

Angie. Not bad. A bit older but nice ride.

 

[Jacky C]

This Roman Senator gives a "Thumbs Up" to your decision, jackson. Teabag420 caused some recent grief in the NoVa thread, as well, so it's good to see that he has his own sandbox now. Hopefully, he won't be allowed to venture out of it.

RR

(BTW, wasn't Teabag420 using another screen name a while ago? Marion Barry, or something to that effect, springs to mind.)

 

[ted j]

Met Judy at Jasmine earlier today after lunch break. Enjoyable experience. 8 service, 8 looks. Seemed to want to finish up mid-way, but nothing terrible.

Need to try Rose now.

 

[JasonsWifey]

Pipes submitted his first post recently, at the end of which he said any suggetsion for next time would be appreciated. Pipes, you said:

"After that we walked for a TS which was quite OK since there was a little bit of AR with hand and some soapy HJ. On returning to the room was a massage that lasted 10-15 mins. Then she asked me what I wanted and I said "I want it all". She asked me to undress and leave the fees on the table."

I have a suggestion that might make your next visit more enjoyable. Next time, try getting undressed BEFORE the table shower and the massage. It's much nicer.

 

[jimbot]

So hate me.

Ok, I visited the Royal two days ago. I was buzzed in amongst about 100 tourists. Who would have thought for a Monday morning? Certainly not me.

First of all, at 10AM the place is deserted. First I go to room 4, then immediately get moved to room 2. I don the towel an sit for a few. In comes Nana. A bit too much make up but still doable.

Off to the shower, good cleansing, all over. Midway through she moves my hand under the little skirt she's wearing. I smile and she proceeds to rinse me off. Back in the room, I get a quick massage then get rolled over to move to the final event.

She has the most perfect breasts out there. Yeah, a bit older but that ass and those boobs, I simply don't last much into walking the dog. We hit the missionary first then walk the dog. After maybe 50 min I'm done and walking out the door. Place was still deserted, even though the bed was squeaking somewhere down the hall. Plus there was some light moaning and groaning but that's it. One of you mongers was there so I hope the times were good.

Ok, that's it.

Standard fare and better than average service. She seemed rather happy I was there. Sober as a judge, so maybe I noticed more than normal.

Solid 8s across the board, I will return.

With the disappearance of 14K, Green, Sun (long time), CPHC (longer time), and Happiness, I guess it will have to do. Rio may be next. Hard to find and last time I was told 'everyone is busy'.

Be safe out there. 5-0 is all over this month.

Cabbie!

 

[aimdeep]

In my short time as a member of this fine forum I have come to realize that most things are possible at AMPs. Heck, I've even experienced many of the topics on this board. However, there is one topic that I have neither experienced nor read about. Perhaps I haven't RTFF'd back far enough but I am wondering about multiple pops for the standard fee at an AMP.

Has anyone experienced it? Better yet and recommendations for therapists that will allow it? I originally thought this may be against the rules because of course the establishment wants to make as much $$ as possible. BUT. I am sure it has happened before, especially with people dating these women.
QUOTE]
I've done it a couple different ways.
One is, as she's paying you close attention in the TS, have her jerk you off for "Round 1". Proceed as usual for Round 2. This usuallu doesn't cost anything extra.
Another way is, once back in the room, make it clear you want a HJ before they start the massage. I've done this, and it gives me some recharge time before the nitty-gritty. Sometimes, you might have to pay an additional $40 to get this option.
Make it clear you only want the HJ as a "starter", and want the full menu afterwards, at regular prices.

 

[Jeff]

Nova, I think I should say it is nice to have you posting again. Let me think about that--I thought I was the picky motherfucker here that likes to spend time with 9's and 10's. Surely you meant to type Robux? Looked at your posts, and yes, other than a review last year, your previous post was addressed to the Trashman. Welcome home.

[rant mode=on]

I too wish the AMPs were still here, but until LE finds some real crimes to pursue we are screwed. In this age where LE is pretending K girls who come and go as they please, have nice jewelry and apartments in Annandale are sex slaves, we can expect the AMPs are history. As long as they get high profile press for little or no effort or danger, the thugs, pimps and drug dealers will continue to run DC. We can always dream and keep ourselves interested in this forum by posting our dreams and creative writing essays.​

[/rant mode]

Hearwith, a short fictional story:

None of my regular wingmen could come out and play. Loopy may read the continuation of this dream and come to regret his pass on this adventure. Anyway, since another informal RT was not gonna happen, LL was on a solo mission in DC. Target package--an expected near GFE from my girl Happy at Sun. This is the [post=507555]girl whose name I kept for PM only on Sunday[/post]. I am now publishing her name, because protecting her from getting hammered by 100 guys a day is no longer an issue. She is gone.

As a matter of fact, if you didn't like the recent girls at Sun, you can rejoyce. They are ALL gone. 100% turnover as of yesterday. I got there within an minutes of the old girls leaving and the new crew arriving. Mamasan pulled one out of the dressing room, and she was wearing street clothes! She didn't know where the shower was, or excatly how the game is played in DC. Don't get me wrong, she was a real fast learner, but there was enough variation in how she played the game than standard DC fare that I could tell the difference--you will too as you read:

I asked for the shower and she got me a robe and slippers and off we went. The TS was good, she asked if she could clean up little LL, and I told her, "Of course! " Her massagi was really very good, ask her for some oil or lotion since her style is to pull and rub, which can be a bit painful on just-washed skin. Strong hands. I could tell she is used to the massage as the precurser type of place, because of the attention to the massage and the fact she did not fully disrobe. She actually did some massage on the front after the flip and was preparing to start a HJ when I directed her attention to her tip beneath my cellphone and advised her I was there for the full treatment.

She snagged her tip and went out to get the rest of her equipment, which again, most of my girls just know to bring before we start. I finally got her out of her fucking street clothes. She has natural A cups with erect 3/8 inch nipples and two brand new tattoos, two days old. She is probably 30-35 y. O. And has apparently had some previous issues with childbirth, or so it appears. For that reason, and the matter of an unshaven status, I did not ask for DATY. She positioned herself on the edge of the table to recieve deep penetration standing mish. She got it.

Apparently she had read the post-it note that advises the girls not to moan and scream, or she is a good actress, but she ended up covering her mouth and quivering a lot as I pounded her to my satisfaction. I guess she was pleased as I kept getting lip to lip kisses after that.

Tina:
Face 7
Body 6
massagi 9
Sexo 8
Overall 7-8

I would not kick her out if I drew her again, but I would seek out better eye candy.

Hot towel, more massage to complete my hour, dressed. I am being escorted out by mamasan and another girl opens the door. Fucking HOT. I ask her name? "I don't know yet, she just get here. You want to try her now? " Hell yes I [be]want[/be] to try her now! . But I had brought in only the standard tip and I needed some recharge time. I consider my options.

This fable is [post=508468]continued here[/post].

LoveLOS

 

[i less than 3 u]

Daaaaaang, I hit the jackpot again. I had been checking out the AMPs out near Dulles and finally got lucky a cpl years ago with this "tallish", stallion type asian who gave me FS. As allways, they say it takes too long for me to bust, so this one said "next time, we make love", I say "kool" and after that the show was on. She has since left that place. There is another place about 10mins from where I live and finally the same thing happened with this lady, she said "u superman, strong cock" and I said " I have a dick, not a cock", to which she laff'd. She is in her mid 30s, nice little curvy, kind thick body. She said, "next time you bring condom". She asked me if I did "condom" with the other lady and I said "her and I have good relationship" and she said "thats why you allways ask for her", to which I laff'd. But, now she gives me fs and its kool. But, the last 3 times I have gone in there, I have not seen her at work. I will have to ask the Mgr if she is still working there.

 

[Surfed out sea dog]

This is true. A while back i had first hand experience of a bust. In order to keep LE on this board from possibly identifying who i am, i will not divulge the place, nor when it happened:

You should have ample to time to get your stuff in order before LE bust in the door. In my situation, i was in the shower area, and heard the door being kicked in, when i and the girl quickly jumped up and i had just enough time to get my towel on and make it half way to my room before MPDC (most were plain clothes, but some in uniform) came in the door. Strangely, mamasan stood right in front of the door, but didn't utter a single word. :huh: Obviously i was stunned as this kinda scenario plays out it every mongers mind, during this risky hobby, and i wasn't sure if it was a bust or a robbery attempt. Strangely, i breathed somewhat of a sigh of relief when i saw it was LE, as a robbery could have easily ended up grim.

5 mongers plus myself were all made to sit inside a single room, before which, i was allowed to place my clothing back on. What i wanted to note is that, as much noise as LE made coming in the door, one monger and a girl apparently didn't hear them come in and were caught 'in the act'. Now I'm not entirely sure if they were caught actually engaging in any kinda of act, or were just both nude, but the two of them plus the mamasan were the only ones arrested that night, and the rest of us released (after having our polaroid pic taken, and collecting info from our ID's) My point is, you won't go to jail unless you're actually caught doing the deed, or, if both you AND the girl are nude. I think that's how its works. The establishment during this encounter has long since closed. And i've waited this long to share my experience, for obvious reasons.

Just be safe.

And keep your ears open.

I haven't been to an AMP since that time. It was surely a eye/ear opening experience.

Mr.Snipes

 

[John Mayberry]

I guess this place is the carriage house (whatever the place is on green ct). So anyway, I finally found the place. It's really hidden. Took me literally about an hour to find it. So anyway, I get there and ask for someone small and thin. I end up seeing May. I have to admit, she wasn't really what I was looking for, but she was nice nonetheless. The TS was great and extremely thorough (in a good way). Went back, light massage (could've been better and longer, but I guess with the recent LE, sessions are shorter) followed by CBJ. We then went on to see the missionaries followed by some dog walking and that was about it for me. Had the usual hot towel. Over all, I'd give it about a 7. May was fairly tight and the session was fun.

Face - 6
Body - 6
TS - 8
Massage - 4
Service - 8
Attitude - 8
Overall - 7
Repeat? Maybe if they have someone a bit smaller. But May is nice.

 

[Your Next Ex Wife]

Please check your inbox Sir!

 

[Michelle F]

Rather than have us both look like a pair of quibbling jackasses, I will agree to disagree but no further.

In the deepest recesses of my mind you are as wrong as two men sucking but you DO have the right to be wrong.

And I must insist you grant me the same so we can continue on as brothers and friends.

OK? I will not argue any further.

JJ

 

[ATHEIST IS TRUTH!]

That's how I roll.

 

[Nitram]

Jake, where's the update you promised me? Did you lose my email address?

May be vacationing in DC this summer with the "little" woman. Do you think a guy who looks like Mr. Smee would be welcome in Neverland?

PM if you lost my email.

You guys are still the best.

 

[koala4poly]

The ability to edit a post (and along with it, the edit button itself) goes away after some number of days. Can't remember what that number is.

LexLuther