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[EDIMOMO]

I read that ad on citypaper :



Is it good place? Any info will be very appreciated. Thanks.

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[Yakov Smirnov]

Not only is your handle insensitive and rude (as others have pointed out), but it is also completely stupid. If you are trying to indicate some special fondness for AMP girls, you are completely off the mark. As AMP lovers are aware, there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP girl. It's what we call an urban legend or urban myth. For better or worse, most AMP girls are K-girls. In some parts f the country you'll find one or two Thais, a sprinkling of Vietnamese, and more and more Chinese. But I challenge anyone to locate a true Japanese AMP girl.

Change that stupid handle!

LexLuther

 

[Just Call me AJ]

I have not done the spa thing in awhile. Since he time of what we call "Black Wednesday" (a major spa crakdown). But, I am a 49 year old fat Black guy and Inever had any problems. Never had the GFE but never had any problems either.

 

[??A Sohma at heart!??]

You know those phone conversations I wrote up?

Those weren't exactly fiction. They're based on the Black Wednesday wiretaps mixed with more recent hearsay from working girls. The girls and taxis and managers would always discuss how much money could be made. In response to managers at lame ass places who kept begging for beautiful big-breasted girls even though the money sucked, the taxis would explain that they didn't want to bring higher quality girls, because when they did, the girls would leave out of frustration and not only talk crap about the place, but also about the taxi driver for wasting their time and money (taxi fee).

Meanwhile, it's no secret that DC was a top destination because of the money to be made (not to mention the relatively low danger from DC police). Unfortunately, DC has now officially become a lame ass place.

I also once talked to a girl from LA and she was telling me about how in California there were Apartment AMPs where the price was $250/hr and the girl's cut is $150 (not anymore, as the area is now saturated with way too many AAMPs, hence the established price now is $200/hr). She desperately wanted to work there because her friend was making a lot of money and the hours were good (10AM-10PM)... So she asked a taxi friend to introduce her to the owners. The taxi friend's response? "Maybe if you lose some weight..." This girl got straight 8's and 9's on this board by the way.

I don't know why I keep repeating myself but... Right now, I don't think there are many (if any) girls in DC who deserve extra beyond $100. But like I said, with spring around the corner and recent LE activity at other destinations (Connecticut, New York, California), I fully expect at least a handful of higher-tier girls to appear in DC in the coming months.

When they do, don't f-ck it up. And ESPECIALLY follow this rule, and yes this rule is even more important than tipping them extra: Write a review.

Share your experience with a review on this board so they can get more customers. Don't fool yourself into thinking you're doing them any favors by keeping them a secret. It's all about the momentum, and if they make money, they'll tell their friends, and more and more girls will want to come back to DC.

 

[trohmaniacs]

You would think that after all the bad reviews this place has gotten over the years, they'd re-open with a different mind frame instead. It seems that this is the place where they send all the providers who are 6 and below in looks, and past their prime. Wait. This is the second floor, NOT the top floor right? The place where the college girls used to operate out of? If so the top floor is the one with the past bad rep. I must say, I have NEVER gotten a provider better looking than a 5 in that place.

Did you ask for a line up? In my experience when ajima refuses a line up, it's a sign that I'm going to be given the left overs.

 

[Dentist]

Very familiar with the pills. Robin's egg blue. Available OTC at a pharmacy in Flushing. A three months supply is about $100. Very effective.

Note to Navy One: your comment "Fuck the child" is most callous. I take back the advice I gave you to ignore her although I still think she's scamming you.

You appear to be one heartless fuck. If there is a kid; I hope it's yours and your wife leaves you and you're left sitting in the gutter drinking from a bottle of Soju.

First though, get that vasectomy. This way you won't be populating the world with any more such as yourself.

 

[PACmon]

Appreciate the feedback on the Japanese-Korean issue. It's too bad that the Koreans control the show because I would love to have access to Vietnamese, Chinese, Philipina, Indonesian, and all the other great Asian cultures too. Maybe places like LA have some of that because those communities are larger there.

 

[Kelly- RIP MJ]

The girl who was going to help me that day was cute, at least in the low-light conditions. Pale, wavy hair, short, petite, and a man-made rack that was not very big, but good enough for her frame.

Got the standard table shower, massage, CBJ, and full service. Got kicked out in thirty minutes. I really liked her style, though. Something about her personality.

So I made it a point to return and visit her. While she got ready for the CBJ, I asked her if she could do it without the condom. She said "Next time. Promise. " I shrugged and went through the usual motions before being kicked out in twenty minutes this time.

Would she keep her promise? I returned. I did not even mention anything to her, but yes, she began to give me a nice BBBJ. Because of her small nature, though, it was very toothy and not enjoyable, so I quickly wanted to get into the main event.

Applied the condom and was pounding away in a few positions when in missionary, she suddenly pulled me out. I guess she was getting tired and had enough of me.

She pointed at her belly and said, "Cum here. "

She took off the condom. I guess I was going to have to do this with my hands like a chump.

I lifted my hand so I could grab my dick and jerk off, but suddenly, she took my dick and stuck it back in her. So this is what she meant by cumming on her belly.

Holy shit. She felt good. Real good.

Anyhow, I obliged and came on her stomach.

I returned the next day in search of more bareback action. I was informed that she went on "vacation". Which actually meant she wasn't coming back for a long, long time.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Damn, I'm clearly in the wrong field. Better yet, I should get into politics, so I can have taxpayers pay for high priced escorts.

I'm going to kill my guidance counselor.

On a side note -- I think a large influx of n00bs is due to various internet sites finding us as of late. We're probably past the 4chan seforum.xxxe, but it's sort of like when AOL started opening up to the rest of the internet years ago. When a little bubble gets burst, all the newbies come in and poke around, covering the usual stuff that's already been covered. Eventually they become used to it, and they're yelling at people to RTFF as well. We just have to deal with it for a while.

 

[Melorious]

Not trying to work up any paranoia or anything, but has anyone noticed the recent string of closings in DC strangely correlate with the influx of brand new members in this forum? Just food for thought. Personally, I don't think it's a coincidence.

 

[flameboy]

I glanced over that way when I went to see Rose at 14K on Sunday night. No sign of life. That's pretty remarkable news.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ain't that the truth. We're so worried about upsetting the rates that if we get a 4-7, we tip them $100. Then when we get a 9-10, we tip them... $100.

Meanwhile, in NY, their cut is usually 50% of $200, yet tips are generous there, especially to the good looking ones. Problem is, NY has a lot more crazy people and druggies, but hey, it's where the money's at.

 

[bilson]

Moo Goo Guy,

41 when these pictures were taken I might add silicon is a beautiful thing.

 

[helpseeker]

Stopped by Oriental today. It's now Eyebar.

So I made my way over to 14K. There was a new girl named Bebe (pronounced like Beebee). Younger looking with a smokin body. So I decided to TOFTT.

Unfortunately, she didn't have the service to match. TS was perfunctory. Massage was so so. Here's the worst part. The main event was cut short. I guess I was either too rough on her or was taking too long. She insisted that I finish a la mano. I thought about complaining to the mamasan but she was nowhere to be found.

Definitely will not repeat.

 

[Brodo]

Been a while since I have venture out. With the closing of 14k and the economy being bad. Went to one of the old spot and got some great service along with a new line up of girls. P. M me for more info (seniors only). Hope everyone understands, it's probably best for everyone's interest.

Be safe fellows!

 

[Sam Taylor]

I suggest you closely read the Virginia forum; you will discover plenty of options within a few minutes drive of McLean.

 

[Concorde]

Before the drought of '10, I visited Green twice, once in Feb '08 and again in May '09. I loved it. .6 got me a TS, sauna and a short massage. On the flip I got her to lie in the 69 position (my fav. Don't know if it was a HJ or CBJ, but who the hell cares, same result. Both times I tipped, after the fact, an AJ. Very friendly and I loved the help with dressing.

In Feb '10 I found an AMP that was near a strip club, can't remember where now, but they wanted 1.7 even after I said I only wanted a TS with a HE. Sorry can't do. Well, I can, but won't.

I was wondering if that was still the going rate. I don't care for FS or anything else. Just a nice TS and HE is all I care for. I really can't see leaving my friend Ben behind, if you know what I mean. I'm not a cheapskate but I like what I like and don't feel what I like is worth losing his friendship.

I come to DC twice a year, Feb and May. This is something I do love to do when I'm here. I'm looking forward to a robust environment.

Feel free to contact me.

Ticker105107atyahoo. Com

 

[curious12345]

LL:

Welcome back and thanks for the intel. I put it to good use and reacquainted myself with an old, but still smokin, friend.

All is right with the world.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry to post this here, but this is an unabashed request for help. I've been laying low on the local scene lately for a variety of reasons. I'll be in Philly shortly and the intel on the Philly MP page has been lacking as of late. Anyone been there recently?

Second request is on Ontario. Specifically London and area around Toronto airport. Int'l SG doesn't have much here and I've had trouble accessing massageplanet.net.ca. Specifically interested in MP scene in London and if the routine is much different than here.

PM would be appreciated. Flames would not.

Thanks,

OG

 

[dancergirl]

I went in to Star where I met bunny a very cute girl. Natural c cups one hour was paid for only about forty five minutes used. Practically no massage but a fairly long ts 60 for hour and eighty for the whole nine yards