Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

It's still there. I've been there twice in the last year. Providers were 30's Ethiopian and 40's Brazilian. Shower, but no TS. Overpriced (.8 + 1) , w / no FS. I only went back due to proximity and laziness.

 

[Ramer T]

Green is fine. Had a nice visit there recently (after that info).

 

[Mike H]

What is "the right price"???

JJ

 

[frankenjudo]

a couple of great reviews from board newcomers!!! Welcome to all of you!!!

Sonny gets an A+ for both style and content, with a bonus for reviewing an AMP re-opening!!!! Hero of the day! About the part where she might actually like you. Just remember -- the best actress always wins. It matters not if she likes you or not as long as you cannot tell the difference! Please please please don't get involved emotionally with a prostitute. It is better for everyone, take it from someone who should know better.

Max - Great review. PM me and Wayward One the details, you are just obtuse enough in your references that I can draw conflicting conclusions, and WW1 is chronicling our reviews, so he needs the info as well.

Litric, There is an abbreviations page. The link is at the top of every page. Sounds like you went to GHS or DT. More than likely DT if you climbed the famous "stairway to heaven."© Both are/were within a block of L st. It appears GHS is resurrected from the dead and DT is still RIP. The alcohol is funny, happened to me once also. Cleanliness is good though.

LoveLOS

"Stairway to Heaven" ©2003 - Xsailor

 

[X me Out]

In town for the cherry blossoms, I treated myself with a return visit to Green Ct and Nana. It will be a sad day when she goes on "vacation".

 

[Alia M]

I am a longtime lurker. Some of you may know me from other boards. I have been on a long "tour" of all the places in NOVA and will review on each starting with Eva.

Middle of the week visit in office park in Manassas. A lot of businesses around the office park look shuttered, so its pretty discreet location.

Drew Diane, Tall 40-ish 40dd, not the most pleasant face. TS with plenty of roaming. Massage pretty thorough. Roaming invited throughout. On the flip, lifted top and showed two behemoths that were damn near perfect for her age! Roaming top, bottom, inside & out. Nova finish.

8 door. 8 tip.

7 appearance / 8 service

 

[Wolf Mike]

Not sure how much to post these days but the situation has been so bleak I did some exploring today.

First I called Supra to try to set up with the spinner Mickey but was told she on vacation. Rats. Walked over the 1413 and Mamasan and she brought in a girl who happened to be named ... Mickey. I eyed her for about 5 seconds .. boxy, plain, 40ish was trying to see if any redeeming features and then I just remembered I had an important meeting. First time in a long time. Sorry to be harsh but I think she is ready for Mamasan academy.

One last chance I took a walk over to Happiness or whatever it's called these days. Wanted to see who was there before committing and was shown Yong, skinny, a bit gangly looking but cute face. About the same age as girl above but far better preserved. Only sign of age was the crow's feet but still elegant, Barbie-type model figure. Nice smile, Cleopatra haircut, some promise here. Almost no English but seemed eager to please. Provided all the trimmings and a bit more. Seems like generous C-cups that appear natural to me. Straight 8s across and a possible repeat.

 

[Martin Bollen]

Was Coco not there? Her body wasn't stunning but at first glance I thought she was the real deal especially with her pretty face.

 

[Frank N. Stein]

1. Star Spa
2. Diana
3. Fantastic
4. "PM if you need details"

How's that?

 

[Victoria M]

I forget that folks here are particular. I will post it to the Tri-county-Gangbang-Club.

Y'all have fun. I am on baby duty and can't find time to get out of the house. Matrimony is pure lockdown when the babies are small. Oh well. (I hope the Redskins make it happen. Why'all enjoy the action while watching the Deadskins.).

 

[Gigi the teeth]

Hahaha, Jj's got it. Its been too long Scorp. My favorite narrator.

 

[sparky]

I'm new to this, but decided to give it a try last month. I flew in from Milwaukee, WI for something. I found the place and finally had the guts to walk in. After getting put into a room I asked how much and she asked how much I usually pay. As she was about to walk out she turned around ans asked how old I was. I said 20 and she said I had to leave because I'm not 21. I had no idea you needed to be 21. I also mentioned that I was a firefighter. Maybe that scared her? Maybe she thought it was close enough to being LE. I'm flying back Thursday and thought that I would try it again and just say that I'm 21.

Also, because this is my first time, I'm not sure how much to bring for the tip. (anything after the. 60) It would be nice if someone could PM me with the prices.

Thanks

 

[Click ?]

abbreviations; someone being really helpful

 

[Pompal 09.]

Given that amazing tale LL, I believe I will forego the wait for review #100 and weave my own web of lust© with a heavenly angel, a fairy sprite, and an elven princess. And I know just where to find them...

And, as we all know, when you wish upon a star...your dreams come true...

Stay tuned for this incredible dream...if I survive it that is...​

 

[Lady Gaga Fan]

Why do you think they call it 'congress'?

 

[mick d]

Tried Rio this past weekend, after dark. Will not do that again. Driving there, I almost turned around a couple times, but my little head kept driving. Not in a good neighborhood, at least at night. Did not feel safe, and was very worried while walking in. Maybe I'm a puss, but just didn't have a good vibe.

That said, had Sissy. Not a great face, give it a 4. Body gets a 6 and attitude prob a 7. Shower not great, I hate when water, even a little spray, gets in my face. Maybe I am too picky.

Massage was decent. CBJ was really good though. For the 1st time ever, almost finished during that. Question: If I had, is that the end? Or do I get 'everything'? Anyway, she had me so worked up, I pushed for moving on, and only got about 15-20 pumps. Was worried about my car and leaving anyway, so left after about 35 min. Sorry.

 

[Laser Girl]

I don't know the details, but Supra is definitely closed.

Is it just coincidence that one year ago, HWC of Virginia was enjoying popularity in terms of number of reviews on this board, and newbies started asking for details, and then bam, they get hit by the police.

HWC reopened this year, and along with Yorkshire, was getting a bunch of reviews and enjoying popularity on this board, bam, both are hit and gone after some 1-post wonders start asking questions.

Meanwhile in DC, Sun (aka Neverland) has numerous reviews over the winter, and suddenly a bunch of faggots pop up asking for its exact location and what services are offered at what rate. Then bam, Sun is gone.

Same thing suddenly happens to Supra.

All this while Gold (who advertises blatantly on Craigslist) and 1818 who have only rare reviews, but both have twice as many girls as the average AMP, and thus probably twice as much business, continue chugging along without any problems.

The pattern seems to be when supposed "newbies who need to RTFF" start asking questions, the place gets a visit from LE very soon. I kind of worry about 1818 in this regard, as there have been too many inquiries about them on this board lately.

Coincidence? Or not?

Or it just some sort of perceptual bias like how we all claim busts happen during election year, but if you think about it, elections occur every other year so the chance that the year a bust occured is an election year is about 50%.

 

[kandy-x]

After my last post, I requested my account be deleted. I guess Mr. Jackson is busy so here I am, yet, once more. (Can I be undeleted?)

I agree with JJ. Philosophical discussions should always mix with some credible intelligence for those who do not wish to read such debate. It’s an effective approach at inclusion.

However, I am in no way discounting the need to be culturally literate. Cultural understanding is as important as the currency one carries in their bill-fold. In some circumstances, it is much more valuable than the almighty dollar, especially outside the scene.

I will begin with a review and end with some sentiments.

Anna: Round 2

Once again, I find myself especially bored at work last week, so I took the metro to Royal. After asking for Anna, I began undressing. Anna arrived and found me in the buff. I flashed a quick smile and she started hugging and kissing me.

Off to the shower we went. All places were cleaned to my satisfaction including the inner-sanctum. While I dried myself, she gave me the mouthwash but I refused.

The session started off with a CBJ then reversed CG. I laid her down on her stomach and I don’t know what the proper acronym is for this position but I got on top and pounded away. I guess you could call it the upside down spoon stack position. With both hands, I raised her up to finish in K9.

After the deed, she gave me a prolonged massage, the hot towel wipe-down, and much conversation. Her massage was soft and nice. Her conversation was sincere and entertaining. She expressed an interest in seeing me when her vacation starts. I thought it was a nice way to end the session.

Editorial

While reading this forum, I am especially impressed with LexLuther. His opinions on the various issues raised are quite insightful, to say the least. So Lex, here’s an attempt at transparency.

- Yes, I am not all American (if there’s such a thing). However, being half Korean has its benefits, especially the in-depth understanding of the cultural and herieforum.xxxe. Koreans, like most Asians, are proud of their traditions and customs. Make some attempt to learn it, much benefits to be had.

- Yes, I did attempt to curtail my identity. However, my efforts had the exact opposite result. It seemed our friend, Kimchi, has unveiled me.

- Yes, some grammatical errors were intentional while others are simply accidental. I scattered various grammatical inconsistencies to deter those who have read my writing from identifying me. I often compose my reviews during work hours. In many instances, I do not have time to proof-read them. These writings are not the kind of things that one runs to the editorial staff for review.

- Yes, maybe I came into the forum a little too strong and seemed somewhat arrogant. However, after reading all the postings, one can only do so much to hold back. I admit it, 29 reviews in less than three weeks seem excessive. I never really know I could write so much outside of work.

- Yes, I am unhappily married. She travels all over the states and is rarely home. We don't talk to each other when she's on travel (unspoken rule).

- Yes, my wife did tell me to stay away from local places. However, national and international locations are acceptable. Perhaps she fears that I may run into her friends? I never did ask. I’m certain that she already knows of my various local expeditions but see no added value in confronting me. When the time comes, I’ll simply say “Yes, it’s true. And it was G R E A T!” (Format was intentional for emphasis).

- Yes, I prefer the local places. Why? Convenience! It’s an effective stress releaser and makes one hell of a lunch break.

- No, I am not a wolf in sheep clothing. I am a sheep. I am happy to be a sheep. Sheep have more fun.

- No, I do not have a hidden agenda. I simply want to participate in a wholesome activity while exchanging pertinent information with others. My information or lack of it may or may not be useful. That determination falls on you. However, one person’s trash maybe another's treasure. (For our non-English natives: what one person consider rubbish information may be useful to someone else)

- No, I am not an ex-poster. However, I know of the forum’s existence for several years but never really put effort in reading the content until recently when my life took a wrong turn. I decided to come here to connect with those who are in the same situation as I am. So far, I haven’t came across any.

I am surprised to find Kimchi hasty response after I casually alluded to Downtown. I must have hit a big nerve. Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate. However, Kimchi failed to complete his thought process prior to issuing his superior condescension and ultimatum. The ultimatum? Stop posting shit about Downtown or he’ll put a picture of me in the Spas.

I’ve taken all necessary precaution to mask my identity. In fact, if one were to perform a trace on my IP, one will find that I often visit this site from various exotic locations. I may have an office next to yours or we may share the same healthclub. At the end of the day, you don’t know me anymore than I know you.

Kimchi may have valuable insights regarding the former Downtown. However, how does one determine credibility on this board? A 25 post-count is synonymous with credibility? Or is it the unverifiable information one posts that defines credibility?

Gentlemen, lurking police officers, and others, in this hobby and this board, credibility is a phantom fabricated deep within our subconscious to raise our self worth. In the end, every little piece of information we get is often shrewd or misconstrued. There are neither checks nor balances. The closest that we have to accountability is the moral decency that our parents attempted to is instill within us, and from that moral fabric, they hope we don’t steer too much away from the truth. Aside from the Spa name and the provider name, how can you verify the information that anyone writes about?

How do I get my information? I see the ladies, owners, and managers outside the scene. As I have mentioned before, some ladies enjoyed a certain lifestyle and while under many pleasurable influences may divulge information that is neither true nor false. I’ve heard all kinds of stories from high government officials (who appear on TV) visiting these places to guys who wanted to bring their wife along with them. I have even heard of guys bringing pizzas, sex toys, and lingerie into these places and guys who are determined to extort money after a condom breaks. One can only imaging the truthiness (not a misspelling, a new word) among the many fables I have came across.

To the general population, don't try to intimidate these women; you do not know what you are getting yourself into. Some of them are gigantic assholes but try not to draw a universal conclusion from a few bad experiences. Treat them with respect and show some dignity.

Regardless, I find it amusing how the mob mentality has blanketed a portion of this board. How one person jumps at the chance to negate that he has taken my side so that does not loose his credibility within the “in-crowd.”

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

Nonetheless, it is invigorating to see how a slight mishandling of information resulted in threats and level of condemnations you’ve displayed. In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.

N2

 

[Captain Sav-A-Hooooo]

Let's see, I paid for a full hour service including massage. She offered no massage. And all you can think of is that you'd be kind to her? If anyone has ruined the nights for us mongers, it's guys like you.

I'd advise you think before you say anything, Maxipad.

Peace

 

[Luke T]

Is this the same Bebe who rocked my world at DT late March 2006? Could I be so lucky as to find her still around when I'm back in DC in a couple of months?
Thanks, if any monger can tell me.

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